Mom is making me miss my usual workout tomorrow and go to a job fair at a restaurant so I can stop being such a leech. I dont want to go and am nervous but she said she would take away my gym membership if i dont grow up.
She made me buy new dress pants and shirt and shoes. I'm 30 yo and my resume is shit, got fired from literally all my past jobs. I have no restaurant experience. I'm literally going to be shaking and sweating tomorrow.
How do I not fuck this up fit bros. Sip first?
Make fart jokes while in the interview to lighten the mood
works every time for me
Hmm if you're nervous i recommemd doubling down on tne sips bro.
There's no helping you. You'd literally need AT LEAST a year long man-camp to make you an actual man
my gainz will be gone since mum will have cucked me and cancelled my membership
reading shit like this makes me feel good about not being such a fuck up
>Drinking an energy drink before an interview
Don't fucking do this. You'll be all jittery on top of the nervousness you already get for being at an interview.
Smile, be polite, but don't be so stiff you come off like a robot. Interviews honestly aren't that hard, at least from my experience. Usually, as long as I can actually get the interview, I have that shit in the bag.
Yo Jason,
when is Andrew gonna release another DRM?
If you're not jason, you're more pathetic than him.
How do I bring my resume in breh? Fold it up and put it in pocket or ?
A manila folder jesus christ