How do you get good genetics?

How do you get good genetics?

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Sauce

Roll a fucking dice. If you didn't get perfect six the first time, you got shit genes.

Don't be born a short Manlet Hispanic like me OP

>ayyyyy lmao...

It's 20.
You have to roll a natural 20.
1 in 6 odds is way too easy.

kill urself and pray to buddha for better reincarnation karma

By eating an aborted fetus on the 3rd week of September under a full moon

>roll a dice

god damn that body
post source

roll dubs

>tfw 5'9
>tfw gf is 5'1

I'm scared for our kids. Think I should break up with her and find a taller girlfriend.

My dad is 6 feet tall and my mom is 5'3. My brother ended up being 6 feet and I ended up being 5'9.

you mean like THESE?

At least you're carrying potential 6 ft genes. 5'1 womanlet would be a too much of a risk though.

I'm scared her dad is also a manlet and my size AT BEST.

Such a shame because I actually care about her too

tfw mum is 5'1 and i'm 6'1

>kys
>be reborn

Reroll on life.

How tall is your dad? Please give my son hope

Keep killing yourself until you are reborn as CHAD

Mommy milky!

treat your body well in this life and in your next incarnation you will be recognized

>6'3
>wide frame
>white
>huge legs
>thick wavy hair
>green eyes
>great face

pretty much the only genes i got fucked on are a 6" x 4.5" d and hereditary diseases

how is this fair.
i have the opposite of all of those good genes

AND A SMALL PENOR


JUST
FUCKING
MAKE
IT
STOP

my mom is 4'11'' and vietnamese.
dad is 5'10'' german.
somehow i'm 5'11''. still a manlet but could be a LOT worse

ur mom should have been 6'2 if she didn't grow up on a steady diet of grass and stray rats

This.

Post your D&D stats boys
Str 18
Dex 12
Con 14
Int 13
Wis 15
Cha 12

my only complaints are im only 5'10 and have an extremely hairy asshole.

and agent orange

stop being such a shallow fuck holy shit

you care about each other and you're not both awful people (well at least, she isn't)

You still have the 6ft genes, stop being a beta cuck with shit priorities

>Spic
>Grandpa is 6'3
>Grandma is like 4 something
>Dad is 5'10~5'9
>Mother 5'2
>Im 6'1, younger brother 5'10, little sister is probably going to be 5'9
>Uncle is 6'6
>We could be fucking giants by now but we fucking love midgets
>Dating a 5'2 petite and fit gir (she even plays rugby, best sex of my life)

I want to get a tall girl and break the curse for my kids but fuck, men of my family love to have keychains as girlfriends.

Just adopt?
My gf is white 5'3" and I am Indian 5'10"
my mum is 5'1" dad 5'7" dk about hers but I dont think they are tall either
I have hfa too and one of my cousins is a literal tard
I want to raise children with her but I dont want my child to face being mixed race and having shit genes

Could you have any worse of an inferiority complex? Jesus fucking christ. I bet you're South Indian too, huh?

str 14
dex 6
con 16
int 12
wis 14
cha 18

I'm a bit over 5'6 and my boyfriend seriously isn't much taller. But he has a 5/5 face, head full of hair and he's intelligent so I'm not worried about our offspring. All my male relatives are 6'2 and above anyway.

Leave. Now.

Nah my mum is from south India and my dad is from North India
Mixed race kids have it worse doesnt matter what race.

I don't know if you're letting /pol/ control your life or not, but you're a fucking Pajeet who managed to get a white chick. If you didn't want mixed kids you would have stuck to your own race. Also, if a white chick is willing to date a full Pajeet, I'm sure she would be more inclined to date a half-Pajeet.

feel your problem famalam.
I got an indian chick into me at work but I dunno if I wanna date her because she's qt and i'll just be wasting her time if i had no intention to marry.

[spoiler] and I don't want mixed kids ;_; [/spoiler]

bad feels desu

> 5/5 face

wtf kind of units of measurement is this?

L O N D O N

Str 16
Dex 10
Con 18
Int 19
Wis 16
Cha 15

This tbhqhwy It's a die, user. Dice is plural

STR - 14
DEX - 16
CON - 10
INT - 12
WIS - 16
CHA - 14

i'm female and 5'10", if i have a future son he better not be a manlet

Str 5
Dex 10
Con 11
Int 99
Wis 99
Cha 10

Its not just genetics which is the psuedoscience bullshit /pol/ pushes
It is a cultural thing our child will never "belong" anywhere
I am good looking and so is she, you are the one pushing pol bs hurr durr pajeets cant be good looking fuck off kiddo
Indians see marriage differently when you marry someone your family marries her family (dont know how to put this)
give it a try user maybe something good will come out of it :)

>genetics which is the psuedoscience bullshit /pol/ pushes

Str 2
Dex 2
Con 12
Int 6
Wis 5
Cha 4

;-;

I meant the claim that race mixing causes only inferior traits to pass from each parent

It does

Tell him to go bareback and cum inside

tumblr - genetics made me fat!
fit - genetics made me short!

WHO???

Str 17
Dex 12
Con 9
Int 17
Wis 15
Cha 11

>mixed race happa
>could be worse

No it couldn't

Not the sauce but more like it. NSFW: imgur.com/a/O2wVI

Yeah. Except the latter has been proven, you fucking mong.

>the girl in the background

>calling those chestlets "busty"
>mfw

These lack the charm of the OP pic.

You are fucking retarded and live in a closed minded world, my friend.

Isn't 3 the legal minimum or am I misremembering?

you live in america/countries with regular mixed race people you fucking autist.

yeah actually your advice is right you're going to pass on autism.

Thanks, man

>bitter cunt detected

>implying mixed race is worse than full viet

So? You're a manlet anyways, it's not like you can do better than 5'1

By having a 1 in 74,400,800,000,000 chance of rolling legit genes when your chromosomes go through synapsis

my recommendation would be penis extension

Str 5
Dex 6
Con 5
Int 6
Wis 2
Cha 1

Str 11
Dex 13
Con 10
Int 17
Wis 14
Cha 14

if only wizards were real :(

>implying half of Veeky Forums is not on their way to wizardry

what kind of retarded post is this

anyone play baldurs gate where you "roll" for your stat points? i probably rerolled my stats for more than an hour last character i made. got 91 total

>Str 99
>Dex 99
>Con 99
>Int 99
>Wis 99
>Cha 99

I'm max level.

by roiding

God's work user

I'm currently going through the trilogy and I got a 98 score on my half-orc kensai with a lot of rolling.

When you're 80 years old gene therapy will become mainstream and everyone will be perfect

"The German aristocratic order will need to be, in the first place, built of
farmers and warriors, because in such professions sheer physical health is
most securely preserved. In this the basis for the breeding of healthy
descendants is most likely to be established. More caution will have to be
observed in the matter of ennobling artists, scholars, or politicians, however
great may be their honorable achievements."

So basically you are a disappointment whenever you sleep with a chick.

Mom is 5'0. Dad is 5'5.
Ended up having four sons and we're all under 5'6 and under.
Fuck genetics.

the thing is, you don't even get to roll your own die
it literally is done for you before you are even born
what kind of horseshit nigger RNG is that

genes are garbage. prone to anger and am a manlet (go figure) also man tits are guaranteed on my dad's side

Str 6
Dex 10
Con 9
Int 13
Wis ? (not sure what it means in this context)
Cha 16

Str 21
Dex 14
Con 16
Int 6
Wis 13
Cha 14

t. Big McLargeHuge

Are your family stonemasons for the yellow brick road?

>Int under 9
>can read and write

Nah, son.

Is this supposed to be IRL stats?
Str 13
Dex 17
Con 16
Int 17
Wis 14
Cha 10

>Str 100
>Dex 100
>Con 99
>Int 100
>Wis 100
>Cha 100

What was that?

dafuq man

>good genetics
>that nose
ehh

Oh Christ, Veeky Forums is as bad with D&D stat arrays as Veeky Forums. The vast majority won't have a single physical stat over 15, and no one has a Wis or Cha score over 13. Yes, Wis and Cha are goofy stats attempting to quantify something doesn't exist in reality. Most things you want to attribute to those are actually Skills you've spent points in to improve performance.

I hate myself for nerdraging over this.

>tfw 5'8"
>mom is 5'8"
>dad is 6'1"
Fuck. There's nothing worse than being the same height or shorter than your own mom.

>But he has a 5/5 face, head full of hair
Oh, so he has two other genetics controlled things that he has no control over? Fucking kill yourself you cunt

...

My mother is like 4'8. I'm nearly 2' taller (6'6).

Read Adam Smith.

>Str 10
>Dex 10
>Con 10
>Int 10
>Wis 10
>Cha 10

>mfw this is pretty much what America was
>Hitler shit on it because we were a mix of a bunch of different European ethnicitie

t int 5

you guys are fucking fags