Mires

got a job as a host at a restaurant. today was orientation. caught one of the trashy 20 something blonde waiters looking at me. if only i didnt have a gf.

Old friend of mine started mirin me ever since she saw me with my shirt off in a hot tub. She plopped herself in my lap and we proceeded to autistically daydream bout owning land and building a compound while raising a walnut orchard and German shepherds on the land.

... I was too drunk to notice she was actually flirting with me. Shes more like a sister at this point.

About a month later my girlfriend and I broke up and shes been mirin' even harder, making excuses to come over and flirt/cuddle with me...the yesterday she flat out told me she was interested and I reciprocated. (We're both pretty autistic). So I think we're an item now.

Bonus points she is "redpilled" so to speak and is a virgin.

So uh...thanks Veeky Forums for helping me land a QT

You finally made it

Enjoy the good life for the rest of us, user

Before you go any further make sure she knows all about the jew.

I will remember you all.

Oh I name the Jew constantly around her. We have a standing dinner at a local bar with some other friends. We're American but she is a full blooded German and is proud of it. Only issue could be she is tiny so our kids will be manlets. Sorry kids.

I don't except by lots of my guy friends.

I either need to get bigger or get a fuckload more definition because I'm starving here.

>she is tiny so our kids will be manlets

I worry about this. I often find myself attracted to short girls, and being only 6'0 they're likely to even shorter if I procreated with a short woman

I mired my glutes today

I'm 5'10...
Shes like 5'3

You are probably delusional i had a friend you was institutionalized in a psych ward a couple times and he said the same thing

He swore every person who even looked in his general direction was mirin. It was incredibly annoying he was about 5'6 and about 260. I admired his crazy high level self esteem tho

I helped him get a job that he quit after two weeks and he ended up stealing money from me . I learned my lesson don't trust psych patients

I'm 5'8
My gf is filipina, tiny 4'10
my side bitch is white, 5'5. perfect height for a woman except shes fat (i kind of like her fat though, a lot of places to grab her).

I worry about having tiny kids with the filipina, but if I ever get my side bitch pregnant for a 3rd time, she'll keep it next time, im sure my kids won't be manlets and will be average like me or bigger

So you're both average height?

a few times a week, and very loudly
by loud black women. I must be the male equivalent of a big assed white girl.

Everyday. Not because of my body though, but my face. I guess i'm good looking. I dont really think so, but alot of girls say so I guess i'm good looking. Dont feel like I have a strong enough jaw line so eh. More of a round face. Maybe I just have feminine features they like. And i feel my nose is big.

Post face

are you black?
what makes you a big assed white girl but male?

>be me
>3/10 """"white"""" guy
>decide to try tinder
>3 matches with fat black chicks
>decide that I want to see what it is like for chad
>make chad tinder account with pictures of Russian model
>in bio mention to swipe left if you like vanilla sex
>200+ matches in three days
>girls messaging me about domination fantasies asking me for sex
>send me messages miring my physique
>tfw if I was Russian Chad I wouldn't be a virgin
You could say I've been mired once or twice (but it wasn't me).

You too faggot. Post face.

You played yourself fag.

is that a picture of russian chad?
if so, id say he's nothing amazing. I had a body like that a year ago

No i'm white. Black dudes are very much into big assed fat white chicks.

Black women are apparently into me.

Can take one in a second if you need a other shot. All i have right mow

>at a bar on st. paddy's with coworkers
>one of them says I'm pretty
>the others agree

>walking to lunch with coworkers
>pass some high school kids on a field trip
>coworker tells me someone whistled at me
>didn't notice but jail bait makes me uncomfortable

>was feeling fat from my bulk going a little too far
>look on facebook
>friend that 'lifts' looks like a huge fat sack of shit to the point that I almost feel bad for him letting himself go that far.
>sit down and admire myself and push myself to have a successful cut.

193 right now. Trying to get back to 185 if not 180. Wish me luck friends.

im so sick and tired of seeing faggy messy hair styles like that. fucking HELL.

Sure you could have the body, but it is all about the face. I also made an account with zyzz and it got like 75 matches over a moths time kek.
>inb4 zyzz is famous they know it is fake
Zyzz isn't known by normal girls

Let's see a pic if your body now

>ivanov
I think so.

Height?

6 even. Although that was when I had shit posture. Haven't really measured since.

Mirin teeth

Thanks man. Usually my first compliment, all natty by the way, then my eyes because eyelasshes are thick and makes it look like im wearing eyeliner which is attractive i guess...?

Do gay guys ever hit on you

Yeah. I'm pretty friendly and sociable so I don't mind it, but it happens.

This was my wakeup call years ago. Did exactly this with a picture of Zyzz. They literally threw themselves at me to the point that I felt like shit knowing I wasn't on that side of the equation. Started lifting the next day.

it's nothing special believe me

>be obese
>finally decide to change
>eat less move more
>progress quite a bit
>still fat but look better than before
>sister friend always kicks it at me and sister
>I crushed on her in high school, laughed when my sister commented to hook up with me when I was fat
>yesterday she saw me in better clothes
>she actually mired the progress and said I look good
I knew she mired for some time now, but saying it out loud was different.

Yesterday was the last time I was cat called by some girls. I was going for a run around my Uni and some girls drove by and one hung her head out and squealed at me.

Did she fugg?

She's going to move in actually. Weirded out honestly but I'm not looking to smash.

yesterday
>come out of sauna and be standing under fan to cool off
>40 yo asian guy walks into the locker room
>looks me up and down and says in slightly broken english
>"wow you look great"
>"thanks..."
>"you must work out a lot"
>"like 5-6 days a week..."
>"wow"
at least he wasn't another gay

>tfw still DYEL
>tfw won't get out of DYEL until 4th quarter 2018

Can't wait to get mired lads

Older men mire is best mire. That's when you know you are about to make it.

That will change f a m

>in uni gym doing decline sit ups
>qt that i have been miring (and probably caught a few times) comes and stands right next to me
>like one foot away, wearing tight tank top tucked into leggings (hnnnngg)
>she's doing lunges and when she's done turns to me and asks if she's in my way
>i say "no youre good, totally good"
>we each go back to our respective excersizes i finish first and walk away
should i have said more bros, we made that there gym eye contact at least twice before this

Had two korean international students mirin and feeling my arms at a bar, and comment on my height. (6'2")

Is this what it feels like to make it, brehs?

How do you know if mires? Or just being delusional? I've had guys always tell me I am look juicy, but never had girls say anything. When walking through a hallway of girls I think they're looking at me but idk if they're just looking at me because I am looking at them.

Unless she specifically complements you or flirts with you, then she wasn't mirin she was just being human.

itt: strong delusion

Man i never understood the sidebitch thing while it was popular, isnt it just cheating?

Yeah you had a chance. You should have started a conversation about literally anything. She was doing absolute max at that moment from a female perspective

Which is stare and stand close to you and hope that you'll initiate

markmanson.net/the-levels-of-eye-contact

Talk to her and make really bad jokes and if she laughs and gets all giddy then shes into you.

Normally i would ask for her number but you might run into this girl again so ask for her fb/snapchat/ig and go from there and escalate that you are open to being more than friends

Fall back if you start getting red flags that she's not into you like that. You don't want to ask her outright and get awkward looks every time you see her at the gym

A lot of girls flirt but have boyfriends or are looking for validation asking for social media and subtlety trying to escalate is better because if you get the impression that she's not into you can just pivot and pretend you were just being friendly and now you have a hot female friend in your social circle who can introduce you to other girls

And besides she's probably still end up fucking you when she breaks up with her boyfriend/starts getting lonely

Warning a lot of women will never tell you about their bf if you do this and you might be a guy she monkey branches with/cheats on with

Again this is good for trying to get with girls you'll probably run into again in the future if you get rejected outright it will make things super weird everytime you see her. If she's a rando just get the digits

>t. male slut

Talk to her first and see if she does that

This is good shit user, right on the money.

Its the reality of casual dating. I honestly don't care/even know if the three girls im sleeping with are out sleeping with other guys

As long as It's clear you guys aren't in a fully committed facebook style relationship then its understood that the other person might be out doing other things

>people think looking intimidating is a good thing...

I was working as a house boy at a sorority house doing dishes, all the houses are grouped together. I took the trash out and some girls were sitting on the front porch of the house across the road and they yelled something at me.
The house has a huge stairway that goes all the way around and these girls just lay on the stairway all day, they look like a pack of horny lionesses or something.
I'm not sure what they yelled but for the sake of my self esteem I'm going to assume they were horny sorority girls cat-calling me. In reality they were probably calling me a nerd jew or something but whatever.

Married user. I drive uber lyft sometimes 2 nights a week.
The women tend to be forward in the car and sometimes just call it out telling me I am handsome, are you married, hit, I'd fuck you.

Another fun one is in the comments they can leave , they will post stuff because it's anonymous.

Wife gets a kick out of it, I sure get an ego boost. Being 37 married with kids....nice strokes instead of guessing if someone's looking at you.

The fuck did you say cunt

Today, Brazilian shipping container emptying crew at work, big dude who I call Pabro, haven't seen each other in a while, mutual mirin the gainz.

>tfw your endocrine specialist says you have an atheletic heart and that you must train hard

Yesterday ladies at my cafeteria called me a handsome boy (I am 27, they are in their forties). Was pretty nice

happens all the time. But always from dudes

All of this. All females on the serving staff call me "Muscles" and squeeze my arms and shit while I work. Wanna fuck new holes into these girls but my girlfriend is jealous and WOULD find out.

I was mired in shit last night.

To be fair, 75 matches in a month is nothing special. I had 100 matches after my first month. There are many guys who post on Veeky Forums who get 100 in a week.

>squeeze my muscles

Why is this shit allowed?
My random Stacey coworkers are constantly groping me, literally squeezing my arms and ass like autistic serial killers.
They don't even try to make it cute, I will just randomly feel a tiny hand out of nowhere spasmodically squeezing me like some kind of alien feeler and then it's over.
If I decided to squeeze their ass or tits out of nowhere they would freak the fuck out.

Same here. If you are a jacked, full on honky ass white boy, black women will stop their fucking cars in traffic to shout the EXACT things that black men say to attempt to attract thick white girls.

"HAAAAAY BABY BOY! WHERE YOU GOIN'?!"

It's a complete double standard my dude. I'm not gonna say I hate it because I'm an attention whore but it would definitely be sexual harassment if the roles were reversed.

But in reality, vapid, surface-level compliments and admiration from females whose flaws I am not cognizant of is top notch. Would cook it in a spoon and spike my arm with it.

squeezing an arm is a bit different then an ass or tit

why the fuck are you complaining about being flirted with?

They actually squeeze my ass, read it again.
And I'm complaining because I'm autistic and don't want them to touch me.

>la la laaa I'm Stacey and can do whatever I want to user

I resent that

If they squeeze your arm believe me they are comfortable squeezing your ass too. Stacy doesn't set boundaries for herself, you have to set them for her, early on if you want them to stand.

Why dont you go trying to grab hot women's arms, user, and see how that works out for you?

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Used to get mires from females commonly, decided to leave humanity behind and now only get occasional mires from random whores and constantly get mired by other dudes.

Feels batman

it is what is. Do you think you should be able to punch a woman? probably not

is she a coworker? i really doubt she'd care

I'd have to try it out first to be sure.

>tfw women only get nervous around you because you look like a serial killer

>tfw Ted Bundy was an actual serial killer and women liked him

Very good post

>Uni cafeteria
>Mate starts to talk about the chicks on the other table
>says something something purple haired girl
>as I get up to get some more cereal I take a good look at the girls in the table
>catch the eye of one blonde girl
>ironically wink at her
>she blushes and looks back at her friends
>feel shite
>as I'm walking out one of her friends run up to me
>gives me the blonde girls number
>she says that the blonde girl thinks I'm Veeky Forums and got nice arms
>say "ohhhh no thanks I'm way to busy ahaha maybe later"
>next day the they sit right in front of my table
>as I go up to get food the blonde girl comes up
>Alright mate wanna hang out and have a cigarette later?"
>Go out and smoke a pack with her
>End up making out
>Sometime later we have sex in her room
>fast forward a year we still have a fuckbuddy thing

Feels nice did I make it?

I was in japan in august. 6'2 and 210 at 15%
To be honest, I don't know if half the time I was being stared at because of mires, or because I was a fucking white dude wearing a tank top admist no other white people and absolutely no other people wearing tank tops
Felt uncomfortable, man

i think yesterday?thing is i dont know if people mire me or stare me in disgust because they dont like my smug face

i guess mires.
if the japanese didn't like you, they would avoid looking at you

>smoke a pack
>make out

yikes

>t. millennial faggot

I dunno, the sheer quantity would have me think otherwise, but it could be either.
Nobody wore sunglasses there either, but I had aviators on and they did that thing where they'd walk past you and turn to look at you during the very last second of passing by. Got kinda funny after a while.

I suppose I should mention, a couple groped me on a train (Not hentai style, they asked politely...or at least as best they could)

do you have tattoos? that could also cause them to stare at you

never

I went to get burgers with my friends at lunch yesterday and the girl at the cash register winked at me. She's like a 5/10 though so I ignored it

Nah, no tatts. I thought about that part too. I can only imagine it's at least partially because of all the general things Japanese people don't do that I did. Wear shorts / muscle shirts, be white, wear sunglasses, etc

Then again, people were a lot more social when we drunkenly encountered people in the more party-centric parts of japan and they found out I was canadian. I saw some genuine mood-shifts