Pathetic lanklet stories thread

>be at gym
>it's packed and there's no bar to deadlift with
>notice 6'3 fag deadlifting
>he's sweating over 60kg
>the bar right next to him frees up and I start my sets
>notice he's now struggling over 80kg
>realise this is his working weight...
>when I start pulling 2plate I look to my left and stare him down
>eye contact the whole set, from start to finish
>he notices me and gets awkward, can't even look me in the eye for more than a second
>keep pulling like a champ, don't even break a sweat
>finish my heavy deadlift and drop the weight
>give him a smile picrelated
>he's so embarrassed he puts his weights away and leaves
>haven't seen him since

The idiot has 9 inches of muscle more than me and still can't lift for shit

Lanklet story thread

>Lanklets
>Worse at deadlifts than manlets

Veeky Forums seriously doesn't lift, do they?

Deadlifts are the one exercise where lanklet levers are in their favour.

>be obese 6'3 monster
>go to the gym 3rd time in lifetime
>go to the bar to do some deadlifts like some goy on the internet said
>load up 2pl8
>easy 5 reps
>look left
>built like a greek god bruh struggles with 80kg
wtf

>lanklets
>literally unable to do pullups

is there a bigger waste of space?

Hey I can do 8, am 6'3 and fat as shit and I have 0 back at all.
I'm sure all lankets can do at least a few.

>2pl8 deads are heavy lifts
Oh manlet, you little rascal.

When did 2 plate become heavy? Also 80kg is just about 2 plates so what are you even talking about? you managed to pull 3.63 lbs then him and bragged about it.

found the guy who uses styrofoam bar and doesnt count its weight

Yeah, I have to bend my knees or use a pull up bar that is high enough off the ground it would kill a manlet if they fell.

6'3
I can do 4 sets of 7
Only recently achieved it tho
Some manlet came up to me and told me that i could easily do it
Nice guy he does weighted pull ups