Penis fitness thread

Average sized dick, but like sph.

How did you jelk ?
All guides variate. Just wanted to know what helped you.

I have seen this meme before and like it. Thanks for the redistribute.

But really though. You dicklets are like manlets. You think being longer, wider or taller will make you less insecure. But insecurity is within.

Dick confidence is something that few men have. Keep in mind my dick is flaccid 90% of the time. If someone caught a view of it floppy they would laugh.

>7" dicklet
>try to fuck girl at party
>sweating bullets
>pull out cock
>she immediately starts laughing
>her friends come over and laugh too
>Tyrone comes over and starts fucking her with 12" python 5 minutes later
>run to bathroom and furiously masturbate

what if it is actually 7 inches but only 4 inches girth? can i complain then?

iktf.

people harp on and on about length when girth is king.

Lol that Tyrone is a dicklet. If your dick isn't long enough for Lenny to wear it as a belt, you better kill yourself.

I think penis size in general is irrelevant other than a source of ego and self esteem for men. Having a big dick is like being shredded, it's only going to impress men more autistic than you and might even repulse women. There are far more important things to attraction other than dick size, as long as its remotely normal size your probably fine.

isn't that the discussion at hand?

>what is average
>what is big enough

and you throw around the relationship between penis size and self-esteem like it's not a big deal. self-image and confidence is a huge deal. that's not something to disregard.

no, you don't need a monster dong to please a woman but you need something to work with. i'm "above average" if you believe the scientific journals but i have insecurities because most women desire "above average" as a baseline.

Think of it evolutionarily, why the fuck would women care about the size of a man's penis? What advantage does that confer? And if it does then why don't we all have 10 inch penises. All it needs to do is go inside and release the sperm, that only needs like 2 or 3 inches to happen really. More important things are physical size and strength, social level, intelligence, other traits that actually confer a reproductive advantage to offspring