Tfw too intelligent to lift

>tfw too intelligent to lift

What do I say Veeky Forums

> that girl whos ugly as sin but got a rich father so shes raised with the other rich girls who are prettier than her and she thinks shes one of em

Tell her to tattoo it on her head so she will have more space for the words

Ayy lmao

I cant handle the forehead curve.

>tfw there is no correlation between intelligence and strength
>tfw every time you pick something up you are lifting

she's gonna hit the wall so hard

kek

tell her she forgot to turn off the fish eye effect on her face

"I'm sorry, the same thing happened to my grandfather's forehead when he had a brain tumor. Do you know how long?"

thicc

Do you think she looks like a normal person in funhouse mirrors?

"Can you control my brain, Megamind?"

Phoenix? I've seen this bitch on tinder before. She looks like a fucked up Oblivion character.

Did someone take a shovel to her face?

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Phx represent. Deleted my account probably five times and ran into her every time

"You are the one from my dreams... Then the stars were right... this is the day! GODS GIVE ME STRENGTH!"

Chick looks like she was made in Dark Souls 1 character creation.

>gonna hit

looks like she already has, literally

This!

ask her if she's been in contact with the Bogdanoffs lately

/thread

Joan Rivers? Is that you?

>Its an OP doesn't actually message her episode

>tfw when your face is literally caving in

my god

>26
Why do white people age so fast?

>"If I send you $5 will you use it for a day pass?"

yknow what that means, bitch is paying for premium

Xogo im ak eoposiwq qlaiszxu

This means "how are you" in the language of her species

Looks liquified on PS

Hahaha

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I didn't match I guess she's out of my league

Rip seids

"Your head is like a walnut. I really like walnuts. Want to eat some walnuts with me?"

"Have you ever played The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion?"

fucking kek

Like milk

Ask her for a quick rundown

she's hit something already
cricket bat by the looks of it

Could someone give me a quick rundown on these guys

I can't screenshot with my phone, but I matched with a girl whose tinder profile says "I want you to crack an egg in my ass and fuck be so hard you scramble it."


What do I say that'll get me laid Veeky Forums pic unrelated

Ayy lmao

Infinitely underrated

damn that feel when i know this girl

top kek

I think I have half a carton in the fridge

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I'm sorry you feel this way, but you have to eat this bowl of eggs first

Ayyy lmfao

beautiful post, user.

well done.

too fucking accurate

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It wasn't that funny

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haha i wonder how ugly the op is using tinder to fuck and posting screencaps to an anime appreciation messageboard/mgtow fitness aficionado support group . tinder= pathetic. online dating= pathetic

Probably more attractive than you, you virgin white knight.

Tbh, screen capped your mom on snap chat last night doing her suc of dik

ive had sex and ive never needed an app to do it. best of luck in your ugly autistic existence you socially illiterate faggot.

>I've never had sex

FTFY, don't worry bro. No reason to lie on an anonymous board and shit posting consortium.

confirmed jelly

>haha
>I'm going to make fun of someone for posting humor on the same autistic board that I'm on
>still have to pretend like I'm better than him tho
good job bud, still holding out for that autism cure we're all waiting on

Ruling the world is tiring.

"You're the one on the right, right?"

These

let shamu reunite with her family

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Is she blind? Is this guy using Tinder to cheat on his blind wife?

Works even better with the picture from

Again, not funny

Stop samefagging

kek

did you try fucking google mongoloid?

Actually not bad lmao

Underrated.

Eheheheheeh

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

lmaoooo

>683 instagram photos

Best joke EVER made on Veeky Forums

> what do I say

Nothing because she swiped left already

Genuinely funny. good job

ur new here aren't u

Its like she has that webcam filter that sucks your face in but in real life.

Lel

can I eat the egg after to ensure gains
>dat anabolic window

If you average them together you might get a normal face

I never respond to posts like this since 95% of them are not funny, but this was fucking hysterical