>get invitation for 5 year class reunion
>105lb dyel in high school, bullied etc.
>spent last 3 years lifting in basement with cat lifting, self made millionaire
>show up to suit and tie event wearing fur coat, aviators, beater, and with a shovel
>guys who bullied me come up
>"hey user didn't we pants you in front of the entire school you got bigger man"
>take them to the back and beat them up
>go to stage
>point to DJ
>Welcome to the Jungle playing
>Do my pose routine on stage
>Women chanting my name
>walk off stage
>qt with hot face and huge tits approaches
>it is head cheerleader
>"what the fuck do you want"
>"h-hey user my husband doesn't have a body like that"
>"want to take a ride in my BMW sweetie"
>"Sure!"
>drive around the block for a bit, she takes off dress and blows me
>Cum on her face push her out in busy intersection
>Drive away
>Light cigar
How has lifting changed your life?
>wake up from dream
How do I into Chad mode?
My forearm hurts
I spend more time looking at myself in the mirror
Thats about it
2/10, made me laugh but well beyond the boundaries of believable
this is Dr. Swole, those threads are funny
>how has lifting changed your life
>arms more defined
>clothes fit better
>studies better
>dont feel like sack of shit
Tradeoffs
>becoming gayer every day
>look at men muscles more than qt asses
>nipples keep getting hard in bathroom
>assume women are mirin out of pity
>wish I wasnt 5'4"
>shoe size went down
>size fucking 7 now
>have to eat Veeky Forums everyday
>faggot friends with high metabolism eat mountains of pizza and wings and still get lean af
>rub it in when I eat broccoli and chicken
I want off this ride
lmao footlet
11.5 master race
>My forearm hurts
>I spend more time looking at myself in the mirror
Kek
I can relate to these
Every night, before I go to bed, I fantasize about what lifts I'll do tomorrow.
>How has lifting changed your life
I hate my body much more now
>>shoe size went down
how the fuck?
try size 13 u king footlet
Before lifting, kiss less Virgin cross country skeleton
>lift 3 years
>aquire qt gf
>1 year happiness
>lose qt gf
>1 year hard lifting sadness
>make great drinking buddies who call me diesel because I'm "diesel as fuck"
>drink more, fuck girls to forget qt gf
>doesn't work just get lazy and gain weight
>start lifting again to get my shit together
>doing half the weight I was before and look 3 times as shitty
>balding now too
Lifting makes me feel purposeful, and it changed my life for the better. My only mistake was slacking off. And if I don't get jacked and tan I will have no hope as a hairlet.
Who is this cream dream?
Similar story
>in high school, was a 95 lb 5'6" nerd
>got swirlies and wedgies all the time
>go to my five year reunion
>im now 6'7" and 250 lb of lean muscle mass
>bully and his fiance, the head cheerleader dance captain top of class walk up to me
>bully says "user u r sickenning, i am impressed!" He then motions to the cheerleader and says "we are getting married by the way we saved ourselves for each other"
>i smirk and say "oh really, kid?"
>i shove my gigantic cock up the cheerleaders asshole, the tip comes a foot out of her mouth, she is screaming, i cum and impregnate her and she dies of internal bleeding and my cum goes everywhere and impregnates every other girl there even ms lopez the hot spanish teacher
>the bully chad football guy is crying, i wipe myself off on his dead fiance, give him such a bad noogie that he goes bald and loses his job and kills himself, and then i leave with all of the babes i impregnated (only the HOT babes though!) and i become a ceo of google
Not that guy but former fatass as well. At my fattest I had to buy a size 13 shoe, now after all this cutting I wear a 9.5-10.
yeah
you forgot the last bit
>lie on the internet
>9.5
Hahaha i bet youre a tiny dick manley!
I used to be a 150 lbs loser weakling with very few friends, a dream, and got exactly zero (0) pussy.
Now I'm 230 lbs, squat 600 lbs, have very few friends, and get exactly zero (0) pussy.
...
> used to crush a can of Pringles in no time
> now binging on raisins and peanut butter
Baby steps
Not really related to lifting and I've never been over 200 lbs at 6', but I spent months upon months correcting for fallen arches and I went from a size 14 to a size 12.5.
Her name is anacheri she is on instagram
I used it and my career to completely change my mindset. I went from "I am going to fail" to "Head down, grind away" to "If I execute my plan, I will get the results I desire". Nowadays if I catch myself thinking negatively. I give myself a mental punch in the gut.
wtf how fat were you? i lost 70 lbs and lost half a shoe size
>do my pose routine on stage
>women chanting my name
Holy shit. 5'4? LMAOing at ur life cuz
who are these dudes wtf
>cat lifting
How do you avoid getting clawed when curling the cat?
>How do I into Chad mode?
that's quentin mode
>make great drinking buddies who call me diesel because I'm "diesel as fuck"
Dummy, they were calling you DYEL, not diesel.
The Barbarian Brothers
I think this man needs a quick rundown
>who are these dudes wtf
>2017
>still human
bro
...
>3
How has lifting changed my life?
>Friends text me
>"Hey user, long time! Let's hang out"
>"Can't sorry, I've got plans tonight"
>Go to the gym
>Could be hanging out with my bros
>Begin warming up
>Lifting by myself
>All other gym bros chatting to each other
>Tell myself I'm gonna make it
>Use the aggression of feeling alone to squeeze out reps
>Realize I'm an idiot and only feel alone because I prioritize gym over friends
Other times...
>Girl and I begin chatting
>Tell them about picking things up and putting them down
>DYEL numbers on my main lifts
>"Wow user, 265 lb squat? You're so strong! hehe"
>Immediately go no contact
>Don't want them encouraging my DYEL numbers when I haven't even made it
You need to make social gains too, user.
My bro's are supportive of my gym goals. We see each other less but we still see each other. Just not on weekdays anymore, those are lifting days.
Don't tell others your actual lifts just say something like "oh I lift every couple of days" keep it vague.
I keked at welcome to the jungle