Veeky Forums Dick Discussion Thread

That's because blood goes to your legs.

so do i remove my legs?

Try a cock ring

My dick runs parallel to my torso can I even have sex or like

Are these gonna be regularly now or what? Did PE couple of years ago, and made some gains but I fell off after a year.

Made good progress too, just got lazy

kek, this is what happens when you jack off too much user

any legit tips to increase penis size? im going to be open with you guy's, i have a micro penis. only gets about 4'8 inchs fully hard (i was a fatty as a kid, so no development went into penis building)

i almost refuse to believe there isn't a single thing out there (thats safe and things i could do at home) that wouldn't make my penis least in inch bigger. any tips?

This. Started using the O-ring style and my woman is psyched on it.

Stretch it out and lightly jelq with under 50% erection. Less is more.

The Thundersplace forum that OP linked is all about penis growth workouts. I've never done it personally, but they do have a section showing the results some people have gotten. I guess it's legit.

I have also read that if done incorrectly, it can fuck your penis up too.

Summer can't come soon enough, I'm sick of my dick and balls being all shriveled up and sad looking

How do I remove the fat around my dick? Only people with big dicks respond please. (I'm 6 inches btw)

lose weight faggot

lots of cardio, don't masturbate so when the time comes for you to have sex you will have a harder/bigger erection, try bone pressing while thrusting your hips up which might add half an inch, try to gain some confidence through weightlifting not obsessing with penis size and mentally you will feel more proud of your cock and it will almost appear bigger

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Any1 got recommendations for exercises to increase EQ aside from kegels? Seems like they aren't enough anymore. Used to have better EQ a year ago. It's not bad, but not as good as I want it. Tried taking more off-days but didn't really make a difference.

my dick has a slight counter clockwise skew when erect. how fucked am i, also i was circumcised (when i was a teen), so could it just be a fuck up in that regard.

ill dump these

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what is EQ?

You're pre-diabetic.

nutritionfacts.org/2016/05/05/how-to-treat-prediabetes-with-diet/

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Who the fuck makes those generals?
What is this shit

Fit, I have a couple of red, dry circular spots on ym dick. Have had them about a month now and they didn't go away. It's not an STD because I'm a virgin. I'm too scared to go to a doctor because I'm in a foreign country and don't know cock terminology. Help please.

perhaps its hard to see but here is one of them

OP here. Gonna try to, senpai

>(i was a fatty as a kid, so no development went into penis building)

im not entirely sure that that's how that works, user

So. I can't cum.
That's it.
I can fuck any girl for upwards of 30 minutes then I just get tired and bored.
I am starting to get really insular, like I don't even bother talking to them much anymore.
What is going on?

How often do you masturbate?

>i was a fatty as a kid, so no development went into penis building)

No, user, you're just unlucky. Childhood/teenage fatty with a 7 incher here.

Unless it's at a 30 degree angle or some shit that's not a problem.
Normal dicks have a curve up and to a side. If you think a dick is meant to be completely straight you're a retard and need to look at vaginal anatomy.

yeah same case here, was a fat kid with a 7incher

Please respond I'm scared ;_;

I think the only way is through a doctor. Either that or research the problem thoroughly.

I can't find anything on it besides the possibility of benis cancer and if I have benis cancer ig I'll write a letter to BangBros asking if I could fuck a pornstar before I die and then an hero

Benis Cancer is actually rare and easy to get rid of; It only kills a very small minority of men.

Fuck I hope ur right user. This is symptomless anyways (apart fom ocasionaly being itchy but that might be because of different reasons) I just hate the idea of showin someone my benis, yknow?

That's what a fucking doctor is for. Especially one that's been studying human anatomy for years/decades. Besides spouses, he's the only one you should show it to comfortably.

Fit when did your dick stop growing? Im hoping i can get to 7 inches

I have severy anxiety when it comes to that. I freak the fuck out imagining anyone seeing my cock. I guess I'll have to but god it freaks me the fuck out, the idea of showin my tiny benus wenus to a stranger...

user start sexting strangers. They will complement your benis even if it's tiny and you will feel happy.

*A professional stranger
Don't worry, they won't judge.

Aloud. :-D

5 inch dick is a micropenis now? Stop watching porn faggots.

How the fuck am I gonna sext strangers if I don't know them to begin with mayne

NOO user please

I picked a doctor at random because here in Spain where I'm currently living they just literally showed me a list of names and I picked the one with the coolest sounding names (Cervantes or somethin)

use kik it doesn't matter if they are bros no homo right

Does anyone else's dick tilt sideways? It's hard to explain but pretend my dick is like this puppy's head, it's tilted like that, probably from jerking off like a madman when I was young.

Like, it goes straight up when you stand up? Yeah, you can still fuck but reverse cowgirl is hard, if not impossible to pull off 'cause your dick might not be able to bend that far.

N-No hetero...
>Y-You too...

should i check it up?

Get yourself one of these bad boys, just used mine

i thought that was broscience. does it really work?

This is the first time I've seen it in the last couple weeks at least.

Also interested

Well being fat lowers your T levels, and T levels are crucial for penis development in your teens, so he might not be wrong.

jelqing is too dangerous

I am tired of the big penis meme, i am 6,6 inches, i have not yet been able to go balls deep on a woman without it hurting her.

Could a vegetarian diet kill libido?

Yes it could, you need animal fats for optimal testosterone production.

FUCK, I think all the soy milk i've been drinking has been slowly turning me into a woman (male), thanks user.

Soy products contain a lot of isoflavones. isoflavones are phytoestrogens, which means they act like estrogen does. Too many soy products have been speculated to cause low T and high E in men, causing symptoms such as low libido

My penis is 3inches hard post some similar stories

I see. I feel bad for the animals, but I will go back on the meat diet and see if my health returns as it was before. Thanks for the knowledge user.

i think this is something that is technically true but matters so little that it basically isn't

OP here, gonna do some research on soy milk for the next thread. Keep posting.

haven't thought of that before. amputate legs for dick gainz. I'm gonna call my doctor and bounce that off him

I figure if done properly and safely, it can't hurt to try a jelqing and stretching routine for a few months just to see if it's legit or not.

Brahs, please help me out with this one.

I have no problem with stamina and can last for a long time, so this isn't PE. Recently, I've started jizzing about a second or two before I actually cum, or "get over the edge"

This has never happened to me before, and it's fucking with my ability to pullout because cum is starting to drip out before I orgasm. I have always been able to edge consistently with no problem but now as soon as I get close it starts leaking out.

Has anyone had this happen, or know why its suddenly happening to me?

Also, this isn't precum. It's white and thick so it's definitely normal cum

the problem with jelqing (for me) is that it mainly makes dick thicker, not longer. my dick is already thick but average length.

Erection quality

Not at all, if you're looking for dangerous that's chemical PE or 100% erection level advanced girth exercises

Stamina has been shit boys, back with gf it was like 10 min with condom, no condom forget it.

If im drunk im good, but im hoping all this cardio/weight loss im on will help.

Single now so i dont want the next one to be a dud.

Also who here /barely6inches/

WTF is chemical PE?

thundersplace.org/male-supplements/the-chemical-pe-thread.html

look up ballooning user

I always wondered if you blood doped like cyclists do if that would make your dick bigger cause more blood?

Mollscum contagiosum I think. Can be killed with acv. Do not pop them or razor them.

Just a guess. Can't tell from the picture.

are chubbier women more women more loose?

do more kegels and hold that shit in. also use condoms you fuck

learn about relaxing your pc muscles to last longer and meditation

no

theoretically no, but fat might indicate prior pregnancy or shitty health which would be correlated with looseness

Thoughts on partial circumcisions, Veeky Forums?

I don't want my entire foreskin removed, just the tip. I don't have phimosis or anything, and this is entirely for cosmetic reasons because I don't like how it looks tapered because of how much foreskin I have.

I was also wondering if I could just do it myself at home to save time and money. It's just a bit of skin, right? Has anyone ever done a minor operation on themselves like this?

>Do it myself
Have fun with your NoBenis

In all seriousnes, do what you want with your dick. Though I would never try cutting off fucking skin on your own (Unless you know what the fuck you're doing).

The thing is, cultures all over the world have practiced circumcision for thousands of years, often in very poor conditions. I'm sure if 14 year old East-African boys could circumcise themselves with blunt tools 3,000 years ago in the middle of the bush as a religious rite of passage, a Veeky Forumsizen can do it in a bathroom with a razor blade and rubbing alcohol.

anybody else like jacking off while high as fuck on marijuana?