Well, Are you?
langangen.com
Sure, you're Veeky Forums but are you CHAD?
Jonathan Lee
Isaac Ramirez
anavar is a hell of a drug
Owen Nguyen
Reminder that ops chick is a cunt.
Jeremiah Morgan
i think i would
Dominic Roberts
Brehs. All you gotta do.
>Tell her joke
Dance, jazz then romantic, kiss her
>Eat, have her drink at least 2 glasses of wine, make sure not to pick the same option when eating in a row(eat, drink, talk, repeat)
>Take everything slow, and be cheesily romantic, always protect her rather than punching the dude at the bar, and never go to the amusement park
It's ezpz once you get the first part out of the way and have her a little tipsy.
Eli Clark
How the fuck do you go from telling her a joke on the street to dancing to jazz?
Isaac Perez
By being Chad.
Noah White
>kiss her and fondle her while dancing
>She's a ok and even says I have a great kiss
>Kiss her again and she gets mad and tells me to fuck off
How does Chad even do this shit.
Dylan Myers
Update: I asked to use the bathroom and she told me to leave. Who the fuck even made this game?
Christian Morgan
Has to be either a chick or a gay dude. No way a guy created this matrix.
Angel Nelson
>video game developed by one loser
>being chad
Ffs in real life if you are fondling a tipsy girl on her couch sex is going to occur, you don't have to take a break to visit every hotspot in town first.
Jaxon Jenkins
fucking hell i haven't seen this in years
Ethan Butler
>to be impressive to women, take it slow, be cheesily romantic, be defensive instead of offensive
Pretty much opposite of realistic there, but i guess it's just a game
Tyler Stewart
Well i had every intention of fucking Ariane and fucked her friend instead while she passed out.
I think I'm Chad enough
Chase Campbell
>Everyone losing instantly
Chad wouldn't click past the first image on this bullshit
Andrew Adams
I honestly want to remake this game as an absurd horror. I think it could work.
Carter Williams
virtualunderworld.net
be a chad and take her on a pizza dinner
Xavier Baker
Imagine feminists seeing this.
Imagine the rage.
This game needs a remake by a feminist so we can laugh.
Jose Martinez
>wanted to go to the bathroom before we go out to dinner
>literally ends the scenario
A+ realistic
Kayden Barnes
>that part where she drinks too much and passes out
>She's in your car with her pussy showing
>There's no 'rape her' option
Christian Hall
Why did I think of the same thing...
Andrew Nguyen
girls face on a mans body, does she really need that much clown makeup on?
William Butler
1st try talk to much so she get's angry im not eating
2nd alternate between talking eating and 1 compliment, get told i'm pigging out
shit game tbqh
John Bailey
>too fast
>NOO THE END
>Too nice
>Omg dis is worst than rape NO THE END
its just like a woman.
Joshua Evans
Here you go boys. Fuck this game.
jokelibrary.net
Ryan Miller
>im too drunk to go on
>lying on the bed with her ass in the air
U cheeki cunt i swear.
Ethan Bennett
>got to the swimsuit
Id run away at this point screaming not gonna fall for anymore of your tricks cunt!
Joshua Ward
Uhhhhhh... w-what does she mean by this?
Robert Thompson
never change Veeky Forums
Adam Smith
>she exposes herself playing basketball with no suggestions
Slut
Logan Peterson
too easy
Gavin Powell
What did she mean by this?
Grayson Morales
holy autism
Kayden Harris
All these plebs not getting the reference
Leo Rivera
wheres the option to go back home and get topped by my femboi-toy?
Gabriel Thompson
Did you have the threesome tho broski ?
David Barnes
>tfw just played this game to completion six times
She's so beautiful brehs...
Lucas Thompson
how do you bed the bitch?
at most i've gotten her to kiss me goodnight
Ian Powell
One try, 5
Guess i need to be more rapey
Liam Kelly
Explain
Easton Peterson
>langangen.com
LOL me too I walked in on her changing and it ended. Spooky accurate.
Jose Morales
Kek
>Kiss as a greeting, play romantic music
>Kiss neck
>Go have steak
>While steak is cooking check out her telescope, try having dinner by the pool
>After steak have dessert and go swim
>Race her if she doesn't have cramps
>Hottub and kiss, then go to the living room
>Make out more but not too much and make your way down.
Ian Lee
>all you gotta do is this long series of instructions
Easy
Daniel Carter
Fucking hell, it's like a sick practical joke by the nazis
I had easier time seducing chicks IRL than playing this shit.
Blake Reyes
she's eastern european and she's a fitness model
they are not known for being nice. girls like her are surrounded by mutant mass monsters with direct ties to organized crime. she's surrounded by 100% soviet-bloc potato fed alcoholic roiding slav thugs. she is not interested in your beta-nu male western body.
Christian Robinson
It simulates the feeling cunts create though pretty well.
Ian Thompson
>forgot to get gas
>game over
How was I supposed to know the jeep was low on gas? Did she tell me? No. Does the game tell me? Is there any on screen indication? No. Broken game. Broken game. Broken game.
Charles Thomas
Its funnier when you fill up on gas and it still does this.
Brandon Lopez
I beat this thing probably 20 times I different ways, and I replay it every once in a while
I have a problem
Easton Cox
>wearing makeup to the gym
But why
Adam Kelly
for the photo you retard
Justin Myers
I found him
Connor Hernandez
Fucked her in the Jacuzzi on the first date
Guess I'm a Chad
>tfw this will never happen in real life because of H E I G H T F A C E F R A M E
Jacob King
>tfw datelet
Tyler Rivera
am i chad?
>ye im fucking some guys gf atm
Noah Nelson
Her face looks like its shopped on a guys body on the left picture. Kekk
Benjamin Richardson
>We really did not do a lot of sleeping did we?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10.
Feels good man. Fucked her in the hot tub, then she just wanted to fuck again and again. Slut.