How do I into Samurai Jack mode?

How do I into Samurai Jack mode?

Neglect your quads and do fuck tons of forearms

fuck i love season 5, this shit is amazing

Train in variety of fighting styles except samurai.
Go to future.
Skip leg day.

why are faggots posting this samurai shit on every board, its clearly viral marketing

kys

Pullups, bench, and hiking.

Fuck off faggot people talk about it because the show is good, that's why you're seeing it everywhere

>going to the future to skip leg day
This is some next level shit

Be drawn that way

>except samurai
Samurai is not a style dipshit
He trained in bushido

curlbro mode

>skip leg day
>jump good
How?

forget your purpose.

You kill yourself

This thread is too fucking awesome.

Killing robots ad infinitum

same as the fucking sips meme. they'll grow up eventually.

when he learned to jump good he was pressing several tons boulders, he was also running and jumping with said boulder strapped to his back. he just doesn't have good leg genetics but he has mad strength

and more recently children

Spend your youth training with people from all over the world.
Shaolin training will get you to look like that alone though.

YOU CAN'T CHANGE OTHERS CHANGE YOURSELF.

>forgetting that there was a whole episode dedicated to leg training

What the fuck is his problem?

Wait can someone clarify something for me is Aku a man or a women?

He can be a sexy green woman if he wants, shitlord

he is a SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS

THE EMPEROR OF EVIL
THE SHOGUN OF SORROW

Skip leg day

Both and neither

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>and do fuck tons of forearms
thats actually how much you SHOULD be working out forearms.

forelets will deny this.

how does one work forearms without the forearm stick rope

>implications

Carry shit. Carry really heavy shit. Your forearms are what control your hands. Grab a 90lbs dumbbell and start walking. Or hang from a bar using only your 4 fingers. Or do any pulling exercise without the thumb. By "or", I mean "and".

>will never be able to jump like Jack

>forgetting the leg day episode

>mfw I actually did legs day and now I can jump good.

He is a tree