/sex/- Sexual Health General

Wrap it, man. It's not worth the risk.

I am younger and into cougars. Would I have success with Bumble as a college student or are the women on it looking exclusively for older guys with careers?

oldest trick in the book user, she got you good. enjoy your kid

Gotcha. I'm 26 and gonna start uni in the fall. Mil vet. I'll probably give bumble a go.

You realize she's TRYING to get pregnant, right? She found a decent cute guy (assumptions) with a good job and a house. She's in her 30s, it'll be too late to safely have kids soon. Her bikini cal clock's ticking. You'd better get ready to be a dad or have a talk my man, because right now she's got a goal and you're a little clueless.

Veeky Forums send help. So recently I've started dating a model. We had a sex yesterday's evening. We drank about 3 wines before coming to my place. First I had problems with erection my penis was flaccid for some time despite all my mental efforts to erect it, then gave here some fingering and ate her out instead (not sure if she cummed, tho, I don't know her body's responses well yet). After it finally got up she started riding me. Shiiiiiiiiiiit mates, most of the girls do that awkwardly, and she moved on me like a fucking pornstar. I ejaculated under a few minutes.
While I'm pretty sure that my erection problems were due to the alcohol we consumed (r-rr-right, guys?), then I'm pretty sure that if she'll start riding me next time I'll cum once again in a few minutes. She's so hot and fucking good in bed, that I can't stand but to ejaculate. How to deal with that shit? More foreplay? Thick condoms? Or maybe go full narcissistic and just eat her out straight to her heart after she's done with me and don't care about a mutual cumming with penetration?

>eating a woman out
b8 or reddit

You're a little bitch boi is the problem. Stop letting her just ride you. Take control like a fucking man. You set the pace. Wear a condom, put her legs up over your shoulders and fuck her good. Lick your finger and rub her clit while you do it. Then flip her over and fuck her from behind. When you feel like you're ready to cum, don't. Start eating her out. Look up how if you don't think you're doing it right. She may or may not cum, who cares, your still exploring each other's bodies. Now you can let her ride you, or just have her suck your dick until you cum. She wants you to take charge, she's gonna get really bored if she has to do all the work. You can ask her what she likes and how often/easily she cums afterwards during your pillow talk. As for the ED, that'll get better as you get more comfortable with her.

It definitely seems to be more serious, but give it a go.

One piece of advice I will give-- pay for Bumble Boost. It's like $10 per month, but has two massive advantages. First, it shows you which women have already swiped right on you, so you don't waste time swiping on every girl in the area code. Second, it gives you unlimited 24-hour extensions, which make girls think they're special (look up how Bumble works and this will make sense).

Instead of talking to us you should be talking to her. Find out what she wants.

Tell her shes too fucking hot and too good on top and you'll blow every time she does it and you want to find a different position to last longer in.

Thanks OG appreciate it

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I have no idea how I'm this stupid, I am objectively an intelligent man, but I've put myself at legitimate risk of getting this woman pregnant.

Upside is that she's attractive and smart, and her parents are cool and seem to have lots of money.

What do I do if she is pregnant? I'm thinking about offering to give her $5,000 to have an abortion if that happens. Any ideas on how to ensure that she actually gets one, other than going to Planned Parenthood with her?

Are you 100% against having kids? Cause honestly that situation doesn't sound all that bad. Just trying to look on the bright side. Or kill her.

I tried taking preworkout the other day. I got really horny, jerked off, then went to my workout, felt normal. Trying again today, but I'm not gonna waste it fapping.

Makes me wonder, do any of you sleep with your girl (or guy) while on preworkout? I mean, it is basically just cardio.

Also, my girl and I are both recently devirginated, and we've gotten past all the vanilla shit like missionary and doggy. What are some other things we should start trying?

I'm pretty sure my girl is slightly sub. During foreplay a few weeks ago, I was kissing her neck and decided to lightly hold it in place. Turned her on a shitload.

She also seems to enjoy being given slight orders. Like "get on your belly" before I start fingering her. Or "turn around, I want to rail you on the desk".

Gonna be fun to experiment with this. Any of you anons tried similar stuff?

Also, tell me about the pull out method. She isn't on bc, and I'm constantly paranoid that my condom is gonna break. Thinking of practising pulling out with the condom on for later in life, but would love to know if you guys have successfully used it.

Maybe try going round two? First time round I cum in minutes. Second time round I have the endurance of a god.

there is this canadian girl in my class
she's hot af but definitely out of my league
she only speaks english(our main language isn't english here) and doesn't seem to have any friends because of that

wat do

Pretty much every woman I've fucked is submissive and was into bondage after I introduced it to them. Its just in their nature.

Plan b?

You can't force her to have an abortion. You'd have to go with her to know for sure. Just wear a condom from now on. Or pull out. Tell her to get on the pill. Something. Just talk to her and tell her the truth, you don't want kids right now (or whatever the truth is).

There's no need to pull out with the condom on. Just look to make sure it didn't break, and if it did, buy some Plan B from the pharmacy. Pulling out alone is like 85% effective. Those are pretty big odds of pregnancy in my opinion. Pulling out plus birth control pretty muc guarantees your safety form pregnancy. Watch out for Chlamydia though. There's no symptoms.

She's trying to tie you down with a baby. If I was you I would get a vasectomy and have it confirmed there are no sperms in your loads.

Hell she might already be pregnant, you got played

>32, unemployed engineer
>she's not on birth control, but tells me that she "doen't think she can get pregnant because my hormoes are still messed up from being on the pill for twelve years"

as an engineer I can already tell what kind of girl she is. in every class we take there are only a handful of girls, and the ones who aren't particularly smart are usually cumdumpsters and are passed around between the engineer chads. they aren't even attractive, but by merit of them being the only girls we have no choice but to take what welfare we can get.

dont do nofap

You google up some fucked up fact about Canada and go ask her about it. Then you lead it on from that, if she says yes, you say wow, wouldn't believe that, do you know anyone who actually married a moose? or something like that, I don't know. Maybe make it up, some retarded thing and then say haha yeah, it DID seem stupid haha blablabla
She's probably starved for proper social interaction and if you speak English, she'll be all over you.
I'm not saying you're gonna dip the tip, but at least it will open the pussibilities.

this

my sex life is good, but I struggle with extreme insecurity because my gf has had a lot of partners. I means, she was 31 when I met her, so it's not like I can expect a virgin, but just the knowledge that she's had casual sex really hurts me.

>Why am I such an idiot?
You are a dude, no matter how fucking smart you are that urge to nut inside a girl is present in all men.
Wrap it up or prepare to have kids, these are your options

I had this as well but I'm over it now. I'm not sure if it helps that Iv been with a tonne of sloots too but ultimately I put it down to the fact that we all have a past and move on.

Just letting you all know that this guy here speaks like someone who is incredibly successful in social situations. Take this guys advice

yo fit

Been seeing this bombshell girl and after having sex a couple times she just wants fwb not a relationship. I want a relationship, but I also want sex, what do.

I already told her I wanted to be just friends but after a few days of tinder with no luck, I'm not ready to go back to jerking it.

sidenote: she gives killer head

I used to take preworkout around 4 years ago but swore never again.

I'd hit the preworkout then hit gym hard.

Then I'd come home with flu like symptoms and be so horny I could barely think. This one time I jerked it but it refused to get erect but I still managed to finish. I passed out in my chair immediately afterwards. When I woke up it felt like I had food poisoning, I threw the nearly full tub out.

In short I will never do preworkout again.

just fuck her anyway
chances are she'll catch feelings and then you'll have what you want. gg

i've said this before and ill say it again,
95% of girls dont give a flying fuck if youre not jacked, as long as youre not auswitchz or a fat fuck girls will think you're fine and youre fuckable as hell.
if you are lifting for girls you are WASTING YOUR TIME

I woke up today feeling like i really want to fuck but i must say i have no idea on how to get laid simply because i never find girls to approach

Ive gotten bigger, smarter, more educated and career is going good but this all is for nothing because i never find girls so what the fuck am i supposed to do?

Read The Game by Strauss and realise two things;

>You will get rejected. A lot. So what. That's how you learn. If you live in a big city you have no excuse to be worried about rejection.
>Confidence. That does not mean being the centre of attention. It means that everything you say, you mean it.

I dont mind getting rejected, thats not really an issue but my problem is that there seems to be next to no girls
In my four years of being single ive met just as many single girls, ive dated all of em but thats beside the point

This is the problem that needs solving, im in a desert looking for snow right now

You just reached the level of realizing that 99% of girls are trash, good luck with finding that 1% tho.

>big city

how big, in terms of population?

I dont think thats at all what ive realized, friend
From my point of view many girls are good, decent and caring but only 1% are single while 99% are taken

oh sorry then my bad, you're just a faggot.

r9k plz go

Big enough so that most people are strangers and will always be strangers.

Nice try laddie r9k is actually full of fags like you crying about muh no gf. I'm way past that

How do I stop having sex with the same person all the time?
>she also likes it
>we sort of live together but not really, sometimes she's around sometimes nope
>sex is amazing
>she squirts like a water fountain
>she knows hot to suck dick
>she's also open to anal
>she's on implants

I think all the sex is detrimental to both of our well being.

Been seeing this girl for a short while so I can't really confront her about this yet.

How do I deal with a girl that is attractive but has body odour. She takes care of herself (make up, nice clean hair erctc) but the odour strong even though shes not sweaty or anything.

I like this girl and we get along great but it's turning me off to the point were I'm just doing everything manuallywl without passion or desire, just physical stimulation.

Help me out bro's

Jesus...which pre were you on? Mine is a cheap pharmacy one, which is basically creatine+caffine in a tasty drink, plus some other meme stuff. Nowhere near as bad as that.

I get anxiety over it for some reason. I keep worrying that the condom broke or was improper, or my precum from before I put it on will somehow get her pregnant. She isn't on birth control because she has irregular periods or some shit, and she's afraid the pill will give her depression. I'm thinking of insisting she get some sort of implant or IUD or whatever, though, since I just can't take this shit anymore.

Plus, she's doubly afraid of taking plan B. Thinks it'll destroy her hormones or something. Unless I came in her with the fury of a thousand suns, she probably wouldn't.

She's awesome in so many ways and I lvoe her, but god can she be retarded sometimes. Thought you could get an abortion up to 16 weeks; it's 9 here. Didn't take a pregnancy test for weeks because of that, and couldn't understand why I was stressing.

Why user?

If she came up with the fwb thing it's likely she doesn't have any feelings for him.

Anyone got any pointers this shit is fucking me out of a potentially good relationship.

Abortion is murder senpai

It sounds like she's one of the better women to have bastard child with anyway

>>user with decent job
>>unemployed woman with her biological clock running out of time
>>use pullout method
>>several accidental creampies

This has to be bait.

You can literally only do one thing and that is to tell her and hope it goes over well.
The longer you wait the worse

Be a man and tell her the truth.
Tell her a story about a friend with the same problem and how it was not her fault but some problem only a doctor could fix.

She will be mad at you. But do not apologize! This is important. Stand your ground, tell her you are helping her and her being mad is childish. Could be the end of your relationship or she'll apologize to you and be thankful.

>enginners chads
>fucking admitedly unattractive girls
>but hey it's only because i can't find hot girls, there is none in my class. But i'm still chad, r-right guys ?

So much delusion...

>she wrapped her legs around me and begged me to cum inside her
>best orgasm I've ever had
No wonder mate but you fucked up.

I got a girl pregnant once. So one night I broke into her house dressed as a clown and beat the shit out of her and killed whatever abomination of a fetus was inside her.

Had a gf for 2 years but im in my last year of uni and wanna smash sluts for a while before I graduate. Only problem is my gf is amazing, sex is amazing, and i dont want to lose that. Best friend just got dumped and hes socially autistic and still getting college pussy just because of his body. We're both pretty jacked. Point me in the right direction Veeky Forums

I started "noporn" about over a year ago and then nofapping had some serious prework done. After weeks i got serious depressions and i had shitloads of feelings and another lame as shit. Been keeping the "noporn" line steadily but always ended up fapping to imagination.

The fapping has been very "routine-tier" i mean not really having the real urges/need just more like an old habit.

Noticed now that i have been on those "nofap superpowers" for months, even tho i have fapped so i guess addiction to porn is coming to an end.

Bad thing is that im still pretty much asexual piece of shit, now im on my 2-week of nofap and its have been piece of cake cause of no urges. Gonna keep this till i get my old good libido and urges back so i can go on pussyhunting kek. Im sure that this is the last phase of my healing from years of porn overconsuming etc. Letting my mind/dopamine receptors finally rest and reset. Everything else i have in my life, god-tier athletic life and abilities, lots of confidence, good looks and its so easy to socialize nowadays.

Tested my T 1 and ½ months ago after almost zero to-none fats in my diet, very low calories and bf% being 8%. Still my Test and everything was clearly over the minimum limits so all this shit is now purely mental.

Wish me luck ;__;

>wanna smash sluts for a while before I graduate

You are fucking retarded, please KYS.

Man, I hope you get your libido back. Make that penis work when you do.

i get more back and butt

Yes Sir! Its fucked up that i get random boners and morning wood but libido is getting drunk somewhere. But fuck it! I remember clearly when i had the libido and urges, its going to be fucking tough time when it returns and i need to stay away from porn :D And i KNOW its gonna return soon.

Good advice

I see my gf every two weeks or so and in every first fuck I can't hold it longer than a minute. After the first one, I can absolutely destroy her without having the urge to cum. So, have sex more often I guess.

>butt

holy fuck this

she was grabbing the shit out of my ass (pun intended) during the sex

it felt weird and good at the same time

>I'm having trouble getting off with a condom on

what condoms are you buying? I had this same issue until i bought the right size/style

Tried L-arginine? Shit works for me.

Are you seriously trying to spend 5k in order to not reproduce with an intelligent attractive woman who comes from money held by parents who aren't shit?

It's all relative user

Okamoto 004, they're the best I have found

Yes

That's a p solid advice. I usually do that, but it felt so fucking good that I didn't want her to stop on the other hand, you'd need to see her to understand. I'll need to find a golden ratio with her.
beta af
Yeah, but I usually don't ask for blowing me if it's the first time with a new girl if she doesn't insist.

maybe sex related

I made a profile on a dating site, didnt upload a picture but only wanted to check how many guys/girls there were online

I changed sex to female and uploaded a picture of an average girl, ive gotten 20 matches and 5 messages already :/

What the fuck is going on, brehs?

>I've always had issues with PE tho :( even with a strict kegel regimen. Only thing that helps is being in a relationship and having regular sex.

I'm the opposite - always struggle with ED until I'm very comfortable around the girl. It's some fucked up mental thing, I'll be hard as a rock until just before penetration. Recently met someone who I'm particularly fond of who's being patient enough to let me work through this, bless her heart.

Never eaten pussy before bros, how do I do it? I've had sex with three girls and I've never gone down on them. Do I have autism?

my ex still says, I was the best at licking pussy.
just have pretty flexed tongue, and do zigzags and then straight line, zigzags, straight line. sometimes bury your tongue deep in the pussy.

but I don't recommend doing it for many women, I only liked this one, because I was a virgin before (only got sucked etc) and she never fucked anybody without condom.
Also, 69 stimulates you to do it better

>read the game
That might have worked 2004. Literally any girl sees through that. Just be charming.

Fucking fatherless kid
Slow down when fapping. Google "edging" In 2 weeks youll lást like 30 mins with no probs i tell you

Shit lad she fucking got you good

Try lotus user, or just look up Karmasutra and see which ones you like

I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN A YEAR

OVER THE LAST 12 MONTHS I HAVE ONLY MET 3 WOMEN I WOULD CONSIDERED DATING

THEY ALL HAD BOYFRIENDS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Basically this. Also, google and watch the Nina Hartley tutorial video on how to perform oral on women. Normally I wouldn't recommend a porn vid for instruction in real life but this one's informative.

My ex loved it when I ate her out. Basically I'd do the ABC's on and around her clit with my tongue and after a minute or two of clit stimulation, id stick a finger in her, and then another finger (usually middle and ring). She went wild with the tongue action plus two fingers rubbing her G-spot

Fuck off normie

G-guys there's this one girl I have trouble getting it up with. She's gorgeous and I am so into her, and I can still get it up with other girls no problem. Am I fugged?

After trial and error, i finally beat what i presumed to be premature ejaculation.
>Fap every 8 days for test spike
>Smash on 8th day, first and second nut finishes in a minute of stimulation whether it be a handjob while driving or head
>Shamelessly busted in 15 seconds once i slid in
>Wanted to immediately bail and get comfy on the couch playing vidya

The first nut is for you, the second is for her. I applied proper breathing control as well as multiplication. The first nut will always finish quick, so i recommend she blows you, or you jerk it before smashing. For the second nut, you need to breathe in for 4 seconds, hold that breath for either 4 seconds, slowly exhale for 4 seconds. Once you get better, switch it to 7 across the 3 phases. In addition, i started multiplying 2x2, until i got to 256. After applying this, it felt like i lost sensation with my dick, it stayed hard for 30 minutes and she couldn't get me to bust. None the less, she had a blast trying. Hope this helps brahs

Read the sex god method. You won't regret it.

You have to be 18 to post here

This exactly thing happened to me. Met on tinder and she just wanted to fuck around. She told me I may as well see other girls because she was going to be seeing other guys. I was reluctant. After a while I started seeing this other girl so i thought it was only fair to let her know. I'd kinda implied I wouldn't.

She cried for 2 hours and we dated for a year. Fucking women, man.

You call yourself "an intelligent man" but you didn't think to buy her a $5 morning after pill?

Enjoy child support

morning after pills are like 60 bucks

>plan B pill
>5 Dollars
This guy

>americans

must be nice living in the land of the "free" KEK