Pullover

>pullover
>keeps driving

>incline bench press
>im actually more inclined to do flat bench press

>farmers walks
>live in the city

>it's a windy day
>cable flys away

>want to do rows
>no canoe

>Barbell Guillotine Bench Press
>My head is still attached to my body

>hack squat
>no computer

>skullcrushers
>go to jail

deadlift im still alive

>decline bench press
>do it anyway

>Pull ups
>Still not smiling

>Chin-up
>Can't, ever since my mom died

>pull ups
>still not a big kid now

> decline bench
> still do it

???

>Incline bench press
>Do it anyway

>good mornings
>it's actually late afternoon

>deadlift
>I'm alive
>[spoiler]on the outside

>skull crushers
>doesn't crush his skull

>bicep curls
>I don't surf

>EZ bar curls
>it's really difficult

>cable crossovers
>Don't actually star in another series

>Bench press
>End up pressing a barbell

>does curls
>He's bald

the best

>ab crunch
>ab's still intact afterwards

>romanian deadlift
>gypsy

>renegade rows
>I'm not a Somali pirate

Kek'd. Have some (You)'s

>Landmine press
>Not getting blown to smithereens

>do leg extensions
>still the same height

>goodmornings
>Its 11pm

Are you actually retarded?

>windy day
>cable flys away

>deadlift
>not a necromancer

Clearly you are

Re-read that post, and you are the one who is retarded.

> Texas method
> Not a latent homosexual

>Snatch every motherfucker birthday
>Clean all the jerks

>deadlift
>not a necromancer

???

i am not seeing the issue here. he has declined to do bench but he does it anyways.

Yeah, no shit. That's not the issue. You're so retarded you don't even know what the problem is.

>calf raise
>vegan

is the problem that youre autistic?

Underrated

explain then, you're the only one who thinks it's retarded

>planks
>not doing construction

>military press
>actually got rejected by the military

you don't row in a canoe, you paddle

>burpees
>fart while doing them

>clean and jerk
>get thrown out of the gym

>bulk and cut
>fat and scarred

>power clean
>bar still rusty

>dips
>no chips in sight

>hammer curls
>using dumbells instead

fuck

>sit ups
>wasn't sitting

>german volume training
>actually from austria

Poor manlets.
They were lied to from the start.

>hip drive
>hips can't have a liscense

>50 butterfly
>neither an insect nor a knife

>romanian deadlifts
>no borș in post-workout shake

hes upset because someone already posted that one

b8

>hack squats
>not even near a computer

>machine dips
>the machine is solidly secured to the ground and not going anywhere

>front squat
>actually nice and humble guy

>skullcrushers
>actively trying not to crush my skull with the weight

>suicide grip
>survive

This is good plus dubs.

>take NO Xplode
>still have brotein farts

>stationary bike
>nothing to write with

>Pull Ups
>Wear Depends Instead

This is really clever.

Fuck, beat me to it

Lucky lucky

best

Headbangers

>I hardly know her

>deficit deadlift
>income exceeds expenses

>twenty-ones
>over 30

>Texas methhead
>actually an opiate addict from ohio

>Pendlay rows
>Yates rows
>I don't

>squat
>get forcefully evicted by landowner

>Chin Up
>Actually pretty happy

>The Press
>fake news

kek

>barbell lunges
>social life reverse lunges

>leg extensions
>still 5'6"

>preacher curls
>atheist

>French press
>still sleepy

>concentration curls
>not paying attention

>monkeyfuckers
>doesn't get AIDS

>reverse flyes
>stays forward on ground

>hip thrust
>still uncool

>dips
>no chips

>weighted dips
>nachos keep breaking

>hammer curls
>use dumbells instead

I audibly laughed at these

>overhead press
>media are allowed only on the ground floor

>lawnmowers
>no lawn

>Clean and jerk
>฿500

>snatch
>still not in jail

>the press
>release fake news

>Bulgarian squat
>"cultural misappropriation"

>clean & jerk
>first jerk, then clean

>push ups
>my boobs still look small