*block your path*

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i will eat them

not a fan of the aftertaste these things leave

sorry, too many calories, i turn around 360 degrees and walk away

OUTTA MY WAY SON

my mother makes delicious fucking carrot cake out of you fuckers

are you literally retarded? 360 degrees is a full circle.Meaning you would face the same direction you started in, and thus still be in front of the nuts. Jesus christ the meathead stereotype is true, crack open a book, lughead.

what the fuck are you on about mate? 180 degrees = full circle

Soak them in cold water for a couple of hours. It's just tanins

fug i cant tell if this is bait or youre retarded

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YES I LOVE NIGLET BRAINS
THANKS MOM

Really activated my walnuts

you can still moonwalk away you mongoloid

occams razor says you're just wrong. Fuck off brainlet. Don't bother responding to me again, I took a ton of philosophy classes at university

get a LOAD of this guy!
check out "michael jackson 360 moonwalk" and come back again for an apology

STAND DOWN, VILLAIN

>philosophy classes

come on man im just trying to get to work we don't want any trouble

THE PHANTOM

that takes too long

Occam's razor is inherently flawed, unless you can prove that what he says isn't the most likely scenario it is simply a gut feeling and illogical.

this is bait.

Walnuts make my tongue hurt

You don't have to sit there and watch them.

> ASCENDED
Scrotum nuts
> HIGH TIER
Pecans, Walnuts, Pistachios
> MID TIER
Cashews, Brazil nuts, Almonds
> NIGGER ARE U AT A BASEBALL GAME TIER
Peanuts, Hazelnuts, Macadamia nuts
> BLACK MAN WITH QUESTION MARKS TIER (SEE PIC)
Cacao nuts, Soy nuts, Pinon nuts
> GO FAR AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK TIER
Mixed nuts

They make mine itchy. Probably a mild allergy

>no pine nuts
Unenlightened as fuck.

They're not as nutrient-dense as almonds, but toasted pine nuts make a good addition to almost sauce or dip.

*almost any sauce or dip

You must be new here. See, we're so mufuggin swole here that it takes us 360 degrees to turn around, even though faggot normies like you can do it in 180. It's just a side effect. Lrn2getbig.

they are not even real nuts man. you have to wake up from this nightmare.

Pecans are objectively the best nut out there
>tfw used to live near a big ass pecan tree

Also fuck you if you pronounce it PEE-CAN

>hardest nut to remove from their shell
your turn fag