ITT: Shit you never expected after making it

>people (girls) assume you're cool and expect you to actually function socially
>betas challenging you to stare contests
>always get both of the armrests
>get asked to spot regularly
>everyone is so polite but secretly jealous

>people (girls) assume you're cool and expect you to actually function socially

I stare at myself in the mirror regularly when jerking off and wonder why girls aren't cumming as I walk past

>Can't wear jeans anymore
they were my goto pants before :'(

this

>wearing a beanie inside
Should've put balding on the list

dyel here

why not

cuz his quads're too fuckin big

I wear American Eagle boot cut jeans, and I'm still busting out of them.

I'm dreading having to go out and buy jeans, because I'm 6'4", with a 32" waist and a 36" inseam. Pants are literally impossible to find.

has anyone else noticed insecure/ugly guys always having a bone to pick with you? pic related is some creeper who always talks to my gf, and he sent this to her after seeing us together