Why do women not know how to lift?

Why do women not know how to lift?

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>casting a stubby fat jew in role of a ripped cyber babe

God she is so out of shape... is this what Hollywood considers to be a fit woman.

Jessica Biel would've been 100x hotter

Someone post sexy Biel for me.

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

Collective lack of desire. Men are naturally compelled in almost every species to compete for the attention of a desirable mate/s (colorful plumage, loud roaring, healthy/lustrous hair, strength etc)

Whereas females are much more nuanced....I can't remember what the biological reasoning is.

I don't even care that she's not asian, but she was still a shitty choice to play the Major

>I can't remember what the biological reasoning is.
Not sure if its what youre looking for but females (of most species) are the selector sex and for men to be selected they need to put on a good show/display value

>Ghost in Taco Bell
>Gut on the Shelf

>yfw some random guy's nerdy wife look ten times better in the suit than an A list actress considered a sex symbol

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This grill should have been Major.

Yeah no.

She's gross af

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she was so fucking hot, then she cut out her tits and now she is chubby, whhyyyyyy

pls no

It's just an unflattering angle. She did an interview the other night on Jimmy Fallon. go watch that. She's very thin.

she is a butter face, but got a banging body though. I can't really hate.

>some nerdy guy's
implying adam isn't filthy rich and her wife married him because of it

It's not his wife.

>Not liking nerdy ugly fat women makes you a fag

I'd fuck her if nobody found out.

She's not fat tho. Her waist is in line and she's got nice hips.

Pretty fucking irritating, Kate Beckinsale or Jessica Biel would've been great for the role.

but they choose this hodgepoge

I bet you $50 there's cellulite all over her legs.

She has a gut and a double chin too.

Just because she has a small waist, doesn't mean she isn't fat. You're blinded by the hourglass outline. I admit that this is better than a rectangle body but it's too much. She's Jigglypuff not tight.

>nobody is answering the question

Word up, I'd fuck the living shit out of her. Probably hate fuck.

>pig in the suit

And yet she looks ten times better than scarjew without any of the lighting and photoshop.

Really makes you think.

>pork in a shell
>ghost in taco bell
>body shaped like a bell
>200 pounds feeling swell
>farts loud as 100 decibel
>android lipid cell
>belly stuck in a well
>diet plan? do tell
>weight watchers was hell
>in the fridge i dwell
>after sports i smell
>tumblr thinks I'm a bombshell
>gluttons are our clientele
>elevator instead of stairwell
>perky tits farewell

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>women

Because feminism tells them being fat is ok

>anime is a deadlift form for maximum lift and force which ultimately causes her arms to tear off

>live action looks like shes trying to pull a push door

what she did to those breasts is a crime

women tech

Basically this. Males are the sellers and females are the buyers.

Except for black widows, angler fish, and preying mantises. Fuck that shit.

because anime is real user

What happend?

Have you seen Gaston in the new beauty and the beast?
He isn't as huge as he should be...

he just went reddit chan

She cut them off.

>/a/ meme
>reddit

>random guy
that's adam savage you fuck

>every guys dream in one (1) webm

Source on the second?

If you had opened the fucking link you'd know she's some other guy's wife, retard.

Jesus Christ, she's literally transforming into Hillary Clinton.

Imagine marrying her, and then she does shit like this for a job
Then again everybody probably cheats in Hollywood anyway

The same scene from the Ghost in the shell anime movie 1995

[spoiler]is that bunny?[/spoiler]

>and then she does shit like this for a job

She got fat to play a ripped cyborg? I don't get it. Did she get memed into doing SS or something?

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I love this new trend of "pull your pants up pants up past your belly button to hide your shit body" it really works!

>pig in the blanket

>Imagine marrying her, and then she does shit like this for a job

It's fucking Hollywood, you pretty much won't get anywhere without fucking a couple of directors.

She looks like she's preparing to play Hillary Clinton in a biopic

>I bet you $50 there's cellulite all over her legs.
And she's like 29 or 30

No dude she became a big enough star that she doesn't have to put in any effort to make millions anymore so she doesn't try at all

>some random guy
That's Adam Savage fuckwit

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>random
>adam fucking savage
you insult us all with your ignorance

her waist is like 30 inch what

Are you trolling or just retarded? That's not Adam's wife.

that's not Savage's wife. It's the wife of head designer (iirc) at Weta. Video on tested youtube channel

Hot woman, the dream of poet

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fucking word nigga

>what is lighting.jpg

what a waste the scene was...

Major Hulking out was awesome

I want that jigglypuff pussy

lul
85% bodyfat

this

Lets see if im right, calling it now
The movie will have a dubstep remix of this song:
youtube.com/watch?v=OwdlqquJDK4
And they will even match the original music video by making a scene by scene remake with CGI

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> Nobody else castes good enough for the part

Really makes you think

Why are Americunts so offended by nipples?

> the thicc craze is over and fat chicks are just fat again

Because we're still #1

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I know it's OT but I saw this movie last night and it is a fucking joke.

>Its a re-interpretation not a literal remake

Fuck off.

You want butter face? How about this audition for kusanagi?

Oh no, I can no longer unsee

Same trainer as Chloe Grace Moretz.

hollywood is the gayest kike infested shithole

>tfw my gf does this
>constantly complains about having a belly that comes out a bit
>has gym clothes but doesn't even jog, cancelled her gym membership because it was too expensive

what do I do bros, she looks fine but if she wants to change how do I motivate her without some autistic negging shit

she looks fine

>fine
she looks not completely fat
fine would be a hell of a stretch

I honestly hope you're memeing. My 49-year-old mother has a better body than that.

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she cut her tits off

Tell her youll leave her for a woman who actually takes care of herself.

SHOO SHOO SPOOKY SKELETON

Thicc girls and fat girls are different.
Delet

SHOO SHOO SPOOKY SKELTON

Because we have drastically low standards for women. Don't worry though, those standards have started coming for men too though. Look at nu-Gaston. People will still go see this movie because they don't have standards for how their actors should look anymore. If somebody's getting millions of dollars to play pretend, I don't think it's wrong to tell them to get in shape for a role to maintain immersion for the viewer when their character performs exceptional feats in the movie.

>Lipids int he fat cell

I was massively let down by that.

>As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

No, no you're not. Sit your ass down, Evans.

>they had to get a taller horse to make him seem bigger than the fat faggot

>new trend

High waist pants have gone in and out of style since the 1400s

Because being buff is considered unattractive for women and filming can be eradicate just look at that GoT girl from the latest terminator movie, bulked up was as far as she got when they started filming

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