sup Veeky Forums,
how do i become confident and talkative, and not a boring loser like i am?
>tfw no friends
>no social skills
>almost a mute because i never say anything, don't know what to say
>always overhear coworkers talking and laughing, and wonder what i need to do for people want to tell to me, or for me to be able to tell jokes and make people laugh
i don't want to continue being me
>almost a 30 year old kv, with no friends or gf...
>still considered "shy"
help
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Get a job in retail
First think that ur not in high school anymore. People aren't going to embarass you if you ask someone out. But don't do that at work, do that in places that no one will remember you. Like practice.
Finding friends around work is easier because it's not a relationship. Just hang around people, try to speak.
Observe your environment and think if clever things to say. Practice telling jokes.
I will tell you one thing. Just talk about random boring bullshit even if you dont want to. Ask em generic everyday questions. Speak about sports, fashion. Tell them what you dont like about you. Tell em what dream you had. Ask for their opinion about your pants. Complimenta their clothes. Speak about the weather. Aks em about their holiday plans.
Eventually something will come up and you will make friends.
I did this one time even tho i was finding this very normie for me but hey i did make some friends out of all that but then i stopped doing this cause i had to put much effort for that so i said fuck it and stopped.
For the girls you need to go somewherre where it is acceptabel for you to get drunk. Get drunk and let all your shit to come out. Be cocky and all that.
Hope that helps
Don't so this unless it's a sales position. If you're at a counter or a register you're going to say the same 4 sentences all day everyday
i already have a full time "professional" job
i can't think of anything to say.
i overhear conversations and most people just tell stories of things that have happened to them... nothing happens to me
like stories about parties they've been to, or stories about funny conversations they have had with others. i don't have any stories and don't know how to get stories without having friends in the first place
Like i said dont talk about your experiences. ask them about their experiences and look like you are interested. Also ask generic question about everyday life
people love talking about themselves, try asking questions more than talking about yourself
dont go too far though, dont want to look like a cuck
that's unfortunate, I used to be exactly like you but fortunately for me I started going out in my first year in college and became friends with an confident alpha group of boys and we're good friends now so their confidence has rubbed off on me now bitches love me
Join a bowling league. It works without fail.