I'm trying hard but can't resist the best fast food sandwich. For me, it's the McChicken. Intelligent, nihilistic, with a WICKED sense of humor. I usually ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Your diet is everything. You only crave them because you're body is adjusted to them. You go on a crash diet to healthier eating or do it slowly if you're a pussy and your craving will change. When you get through the week or 2 weeks of your endocrine system changing you will crave healthier food and be repulsed by Mcdonald's. You have no fucking idea how bad that food is. Literally aids for the heart.
Sebastian Morales
Fucking REPORT this thread, people don't need some thinly veiled advertisement for shit food put in their face while they're trying to better themselves. Fuck you OP show some sense of empathy.
Sage goes in all fields.
Luis Wood
Sage
Andrew Campbell
respect the classics, well done
Ryan Carter
>not fitting a mcchicken into your diet Not gonna make it
Dylan Johnson
Can you post the spooky Mario Kart one?
John Sanders
underrated thread hearty keks were had
Tyler Rogers
>newbloods think this is advertizing
Jason Evans
>le downboat
What do you think this is, fucking reddit?
Eli Ortiz
The fuck is McChicken Sauceā¢? They give out that spicy mayo in packets?
Jose Rodriguez
...
Dylan Green
It's that spicy mayo stuff though right?
Charles Moore
cant tell if this post is 2nd degree satire
Cameron Howard
>first monster shilling now McDonald's shilling.
Fuck off advertisement faggots, you're pathetic. Report all advertising threads.
Jason Cook
go home Veeky Forums you're drunk
Ryan Barnes
idiot
Samuel Ward
Best pasta
Jeremiah Long
I genuinely hope all you idiots are ironically calling these legit advertising threads.
Blake Turner
How is it NOT advertising. He puts Mcdonald's in the subject, he goes on and on about why he loves it then ends it with "what a great restaurant". If you mean he's not a paid advertiser that doesn't matter. In fact Its even worse if they're not getting paid to fucking shill for some corporation. Jesus Christ man don't be a mindless slave.
Its probably pasta anyways but still, fuck you OP.
Christian Baker
>Its probably pasta
dude if you're this fucking new then fuck off and stop posting, you're embarrassing yourself
Elijah Young
Great copy pasta, forgot it existed. Thanks for the nostalgia!
David Morales
>I care what a stranger on the internet thinks.
Been here a year and a half and I've never seen it.
>Can't stop esting McDonald's here's a simple trick: stop putting fucking McDonald's in your mouth
Dominic Evans
Didn't say I wasn't, Nigger.
Carson Howard
MCDONALDS SHILLS GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jaxson Gutierrez
Can't wait to see you on "my 600 lbs life"
Hunter Reyes
CAN we stop with the heart attach posting
Andrew Cox
Honestly fuck off with their iced coffee.. they pump that shit with sugar.
Austin Bennett
Cringe
Kevin Hall
LOL a whopping 1.5 years.
Get a load of this first sip of the day before I hit the gym.
Jordan Cook
>intelligent, nihilistic, with a WICKED sense of humor Fucking kek, Everytime
Bentley Bennett
enjoy your sugar fatty
Landon Reyes
Are McChickens better or McDoubles macro wise?
Benjamin Barnes
You know aids is literally something already?
Caleb Morris
You don't fucking talk to me like that.
Nicholas Perez
i make mine at home keep it lean keeps me healthy.