How do you unlock ''The swole left'' mode?

How do you unlock ''The swole left'' mode?

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wtf is the memery.

Have a friend hit you over the head with a shovel a few times before castrating you.

>ginger
>left

#1 tip to getting big is healthy food. pic related

>have shit genetics and delusional ideas
>do half assed lifting for a few months
>eat too much and go from skinnyfat to just fat
>acquire reverse dysmorphia

then you too will be a member of the """""swole left""""

>weightlifting to help you fight

lol, why the fuck wouldnt they just take up actual fighting?

Because you see user. They are too much of a faggot to fight. But when you look huge compared to guy you want to intimidate then the risk of getting actually into fight decrease dramatically.

They just say they want to fight. Actually they are to oscared to fight and they only want to look intimidating.

yep classic cowardice lol, it'll definitely help to be 210 against a guy who's 200, but even a 120 lb child has the potential to knock you out

desu, muay thai + bjj with weight lifting and you'll be better off than most, or just do krav maga, not sure WHY these kids are training to fight nazis, when we beat them back in the 1900s and germans seem to be relatively left these days, should be more worried about communists and the EU, who apparently want their own army

The left are communists. Why would they fight themselves?

>liberal guys

Ew.

Do dumbbells only, just focus on the left side ignore right completely

>having to specify that they are swole and left, as if they are exclusive
>already lost

Start a revolution and reclaim the gains that the muscle bourgeoisie stole from you. They'll try to tell you that they "earned" those gains through hard work, but they're lying to you.

If you need more information just read The Muscle Manifesto by Curl Flex.

a 120 child that is trained is not beating someone 210 pounds unless that person has down syndrome

>political lifting
The left and right are retarded but not in the same measures.

That said, you must reclaim the means of gains production back from the bourgeoisie Time to make gains not for the women and the mires, but for oneself

I used to lean left but after getting in good shape I started becoming more right. Anyone else experience this ?

No, you use Veeky Forums too much.

Right wing ideology in contemporary United Sates understanding is fairly ass backwards and regressive in many aspects of public health, corporate welfare, finance, taxation, education, and infrastructure advancement. Moderate left is where it's at and should stay.

Lifting hasn't touched my ideology, swole or cutting. The world doesn't change just becsuae your body does.

>be leftist
>become a member of the SwoleLeft
>realise the DYEL liberals are whiny and never satisfied with anything
>become right wing

It's not just Veeky Forums that says stuff like this. Nietzsche was onto it, too.

Weak shitty people have a slave morality, strong determined people have a master morality.

It's not hard to understand why people who start taking personal responsibility seriously will begin to move towards a political ideology that is all about personal responsibility.

Why do you keep reposting this?

"Right" is a loooooooot of things. If it's like a change from socialistic to slaugherhouse economics, *perhaps*. On the other hand, if it's something like abortion or gay marriage it's just fucking stupid and should have nothing to do with figure.

Then again, as you say, much of the US right-wing ideology is ass backwards.

Something like a slightly stronger tendency to higher risk-reward because the heightened confidence and feeling of power gives you a greater sense of control and luck sounds logical, though.

Ah, after first line was for this guy.

Aren't his actual stats DYEL as fuck though? Don't remember exactly but it was like sub 2pl8 bench and 280 diddly or something

>Never read a political theory
>ASSume liberal means left

>burger republicans
>right-wing

Right, it shouldn't change your views about gays and abortion and legal weed. But on welfare and social services it most certainly will, not necessarily because of physique or strength, but because of the personal accountability required to get that physique or strength.

Similar to how lots of NEETs and poor folk want more entitlements and hardworking people who make a living without receiving benefits want less. I have never in my life met a well off and hard working socialist.

>Bash Le Fash XDDDDDD

>fascism
>right wing

>I have never in my life met a well off and hard working socialist.
How do you explain George Soros and people like him? There seem to be more than a few billionaire left-wing philanthropists.

That's sort of what I was going for, but I can't imagine the change would be more than slight, and to be honest, if your political views are majorly affected by bulking up they probably weren't particularly strong or well-reasoned to begin with. The original person was probably a noncommittal moderate.

Kek

Billionaires are in a different class. They are so wealthy they are insulated from practically everything. You could take like 70% of his wealth and redistribute it and he's going to still be rich as fuck. Plus he's just investing now.

Contrast that to someone who works 12 hour days in construction for $80k/yr. or to a small business owner who works seven days a week for $100k/yr.

I mean you've also got actors who are very far left, but I think it's a stretch to call them all hard working.

Get all your protein from soy to turn yourself into a gay faggot

Zoz

you should see what being "right" is like in eastern europe, after decades of communism. People hate communists for their crimes, but are still locked in the same mentalities. Idk about right in the US, you guys would know better, but to some of us it's a matter of evolving out of the shit hole communism dragged us in.

That's why sometimes i hear people from the west talking about communism and makes me wanna smack them over the head.

Being a philanthropist doesn't equate with being a socialist. Also, it's easy to be a philanthropist when 0.0001% of your worth could easily fund a regular person' entire life in good comfort. I think it just means that they're either slightly less sociopaths than most of the uber-rich, or value the good publicity more than the others. Not taking into account something like the Clinton Foundation which is just a money laundering/bribe scheme to begin with anyway, even if it's classified as a "charity".
Also, tax breaks. Maybe.

I speak as someone quite left-wing, though my views are weird and generally differ to the norm.

Traditionalism is not the final redpill, the radical right is.

I had a set of beliefs about the world - about protecting nature, living a clean healthy life in a society of ones own people and culture, and fighting back against the evils of the modern world: obesity, feminism, ecological destruction, white genocide, and the exploitation of the working man by usurous kikes.

Traditionalism taught me to dispair. Evola said to shut up and tough it out. That is not an option.

I cannot tolerate these evils - they are unnaural and abhorent to man as he has evolved to be. It is impossible to sit by and watch the poisoning and corruption of all that I value by cancerous degeneracy.

If you are unwilling to fight tooth and claw for your people and culture and planet you might as well just end it all and save yourself the sufferring.

Post pics because I bet your weak

>Well off and hard working socialist
They're out there. The degree of their socialist views varies as well. I know a lot of white trash who are conservative too. A lot of things go into ideological leanings and most people will side with things they are sort of against or totally apathetic to in order to join a tribe that holds only a single beloved issue in common.

No, Communism is stupid. Insanely stupid. Then again, Capitalism is utter trash, but Communism is even worse. It's nice and ideal in theory, but human nature makes it pretty much utterly impossible without something like an unhackable AI dictator. And even then, it's just insane authoritarianism.

>fascist aesthetic

GOTTA EAT BIG TO BE A NAZI BOYS CMON

Soros isn't a liberal dumbass. Sure, he pretends to be, but he only uses the left as a means to bet against the market. When Trump was elected president, he lost hundreds of millions in investments, due to him betting AGAINST the bull market. It's much cheaper to sway public opinion than it is to predict the market.

Soros is as much a liberal as Warren Buffet.

Almost any charity trades on money laundering and favor buying. Really can't think of one that doesn't tbqh

Yeah, at the outset it's usually a reactionary response. "I'm poor so I want more stuff given to me" turns into "I'm working hard and want less of my stuff taken from me". And in relation to fitness "people need help taking care of themselves because I can't take care of myself" turns into "I can take care of myself so others can take care of themselves."

I think generally people have beliefs first and then rationalize them later. Those beliefs can change with attitude changes and lifestyle changes, then the rationalizations adapt to fit the new beliefs.

Stop being so jealous bigots here's a real exemple of why you should fear the #swoleleft
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>I'm poor gimme
>I've got mine fuck off
Funny how both of those sentiments are derived from a state of perpetual jealousy and greed. In a perfect state if a man through no fault of his own was poor he would receive without having to request and would take no more than is essential and the moneyed man would give small portions of his wealth joyously for the betterment of his fellow man and society.

>In a perfect state

your utopian ideology is showing, comrade

Wew lad, that is some powerful autism. Get a decent hobby other than looking at /pol/ memes on iFunny.

instead of being a recucklican secretly gay retard just go to college and be not retarded.

I agree with everything but the implication being poor is caused by lack of hard work (or that hard work by itself equates to more wealth.) There's a correlation, but you can work insanely hard and be dirt poor, or expend basically no effort and be stupid wealthy.

This! I work super hard at my McDonald's job, yet I am still poor. This is why we need to raise taxes on the wealthy to 90% and give me they's money.

>lifting makes you more conservative and less f
If anything, getting in shape turned me on to just how fucking lucky I am to be able to get in shape.
Fitness is a privilege. It should be a right, but because of how our world works, it's a privilege, and one that shouldn't be abused.
Do you think the people that work at McDicks want to work there?

Lol
>Swole
>14 inch arms
Pick one

Haha! Lol! ;P

Of course there are outliers, but as a general rule if you work hard and make good choices you won't be poor. Getting "rich" is a whole different thing and really depends on your definitions.

>Do you think the people that work at McDicks want to work there?

No, which is why we need to take money from the rich and give it to the poor so they don't have to work at all

Fuck off, the people who work at a place like McDs want to work and earn a living that isn't flipping burgers just as much as you do. They can't, because they don't have the same opportunities you did.

>if you work at mcdonalds it's literally impossible to improve yourself and get a better job
well fuck me I'm never going to let my kids work there.

I bet you believe in those ab belts too.

>welfare doesn't create a dependent class and instead actually helps people

>Lol Dude, you have convictions? What are you, AUTISTIC?!xD

When are they supposed to improve themselves when they have to work way more and way harder than do to avoid homelessness?

He's not saying you're autistic for having convictions, he's saying your convictions are autistic as fuck.

I joined the army when i was 19 and left when i was 24 the only skill i had was killing sand jockeys and now i work in a factory as a shit kicker and still make $30 an hour. Those people who work at McDonald's as adults gave up on giving a fuck about life.

>help your race
>help the working class
>help the environment

Wow, what a fucking spaz.

True enough. Soros or even low level millionaire rich basically requires a miracle to happen. You can maaaybe hit low level millionaire with talent and hard work, but anything above that requires luck, and honestly predominantly luck. Good choices are very useful still, of course, but once wealth gets to a certain level it's basically self-sustaining because the system is rigged that way. Money attracts money like gravity.

I still wouldn't say that's a general rule though, not a reliable one at the very least. Rather, it's getting less and less reliable as time passes by, since the economy is going to such utter shit and young folks are getting ever harder screwed by circumstance. (And their own decisions sometimes, of course.)

All I'll finish with is that when the wealth distribution graphic looks like a chopper landing pad balanced on a toothpick, I can't see that and think "yep, this current system is a good one."

>When are they supposed to improve themselves
they should be doing that instead of knocking up 4 women and having to pay for 6 kids or doing drugs instead of saving up the thousand dollars you need to take a certification course in practically anything

>just pay for their kids or abort their babies
and subsidize their shit life style? no thanks.
just don't be fucking retarded if you want to be happy

>fitness is a privilege

Wrong. It's a fucking responsibility

you absolutely can improve yourself when working at McDonalds you just can't go blowing all your money on feel good horseshit because you hate working at mcdonalds

>vegetarian eggs

>implying that it doesn't

This is an American board so American terminology is used here

Sounds like you lucked the fuck out, if you're telling the truth at all that is. Here in AUS most tradespeople (carpenter, electrician, mechanic, etc.) make $30 an hour or less.

means no chickens were killed in the collection of those eggs.

you're thinking of vegan where "no animal products or you're Satan"

>Everyone working at McDonald's is a worthless piece of shit that doesn't actually want to improve themselves
Riiiiight.
So you'd call out the nurse working in an ER who has 15 hour shifts and can't go running because she literally does not have time as being irresponsible?

I know what liberal really means, I'm not americlap. But since the board is mostly populated by burgers using their vocabulary avoids confusion

>Everyone working at McDonald's is a worthless piece of shit that doesn't actually want to improve themselves
>Riiiiight.
the ones that are bitching and not improving themselves are yes.

>chicken killed for eggs

your dollar may be weaker, but your cost of living is less too.

all eggs are vegetarian.
labeling it is a marketing tactic

If a nurse works 15 hours shes not working more than 4 days a week.

>lets fight the n-nazis!
>o-oh..*shit*

youtu.be/BWwm14MGl3E?t=3m

What about the people that work multiple minimum wage jobs and literally don't have enough time to improve themselves because they have a family to support?

She's not working 15 hours a day, 7 days a week you dense fuck. Even ignoring that, she can be responsible enough to eat non-garbage food at or below maintenance levels.

Low level millionaires are built on hard work and smart choices. Listen to Dave Ramsey's show and you'll hear about them and how they do it. Having a net worth of a million dollars is just owning a moderate to nice house, having a couple cars, some money saved, some smart investments, and a retirement fund. You can make $60k/yr your whole life and become a millionaire if you're smart about how you spend, save, and invest. Get married and have two incomes and you're for sure going to be a millionaire unless you live at or above your means.

Wealth distribution being bad is a meme. Would you rather have a big gap where everyone is doing better or a small gap where everyone is doing worse?

>being proud of something you had no choice in
Beta logic.

>because they have a family to support?
don't make completely shitty choices and fuck people if you can't support children.

some mistakes cost you your life.

stop samefagging

But a 210 man has prioritized size, the 120 pounder prioritizes speed

Should have thought of that before having a fucking family

The AUS cost of living is higher, IIRC (though location matters, of course.)
Being more US-centric, Army/factory man (if that's still you?) indeed still lucked the fuck out, because an average US carpenter is $20 an hour, a nurse is $32 an hour,

...

What if you're someone's kid and you're forced to drop out and start working minimum wage to support the rest of the family? Does that seem like something you could have avoided with foresight?

wasn't me ,i just knew when i was in Australia your food was cheap as fuck.

You phrase it like that, but from what I'm aware, those are some pretty fucking big goals for a young person in the US as it stands.

No, it's bad. I don't think it should be an even split communism-style, that would be dumb, but there is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much concentrated at the top right now. It fucks the economy really badly.

His stats aren't even decent, he's fat, and probably does no cardio.

Honestly he probably didn't help himself at all for a fight scenario.

check'd
also did someone photoshop a man's head on a woman's body? He straight up looks like every "squat girl" down to the pussypad for smith machine squats which clearly has less than 90lbs on the bar.

...

she's a girl who wanted a beard.

What sort of food, and from where? Where I currently am, a piece of flake from a fish and chip store is usually around $5-$5.5, potato cakes $.70-$1.10. A 3L bottle of milk is $3.00 from the supermarket, though that's Aldi and Aldi is quite cheap.