15 Reasons Why Bald Guys Are More Attractive Than Those with Hair

1. Higher Testosterone
2. Baldness Makes Other Features More Noticeable
3. Bald Men Look Clean
4. Confidence
5. Maturity
6. Less Concern About Looks
7. Celebrities That Are Bald
8. Acceptance to Change
9. They Don't Look Girly
10. No Hat Hair
11. Manliness
12. Skills in Bed
13. They Don't Need to Occupy Bathrooms for Long
14. Shower Drains Are Never Clogged
15. No Silly Hairstyles

1 reason why theyre not attractive:

1: theyre bald.

No this is bullshit, going bald is a real fucking commitment. When you're bald like this pic you have to shave that egg EVERY MORNING otherwise you got that stubble look which is just retarded. And if your hair is dark you may even need to shave again after work if you're planning on going out for dinner.

It's a royal pain in the arse.

Being bald only work if you have a masculine face.

It don't work with Gordon Levitt because he don't have "agressives" features.

>confidence
>maturity
>less concerned about looks
>acceptance to change
>skills in bed
>manliness
>they don't need to occupy bathrooms for long

you're full of shit

t. baldlet

Don't post shit like this.
I'm bald and obviously less attractive than people with hair. But to me personally that's okay. I'm looking for a serious relationship that will be hard to get.

Idk if this is a bait thread or a bald guy who is trying to cope but yikes you got me

>1. Higher Testosterone
Pretty sure baldness is a inhertiable trait and doesnt guarantee HIGH TEST
>2. Baldness Makes Other Features More Noticeable
Great so they can stare at yet giant kike nose
>3. Bald Men Look Clean
So do cancer patients.
>4. Confidence
Baldlets are the most insecure people around. they always act over confident to mask how insecure they art
>5. Maturity
More like elderly
>6. Less Concern About Looks
Yeah. theyre fucked anyway why bother
>7. Celebrities That Are Bald
What the fuck does this even mean? theres also midget celebs.are midgets the pinnacle of attraction now? what about bald midgets?
>8. Acceptance to Change
Aesops grapes
>9. They Don't Look Girly
They barely look human
>10. No Hat Hair
Yeah they can wear their fedoras without having to worry about hat hair. great point.
>11. Manliness
Nah manliness is about control. being bald shows the opposite of that
>12. Skills in Bed
Probably because hild bald head looks like a dick
>13. They Don't Need to Occupy Bathrooms for Long
Did you account for the time they spent there crying because theyre bald?
>14. Shower Drains Are Never Clogged
Clogged drains are one of my key points in choosing a mate aswell
>15. No Silly Hairstyles
irrelevant can be changed

>coping this hard

damn... atleast manlet learn after a few years

That boy has the head of a doll.
Bald doesn't work for everyone, but it works for Stone Cold.

>13. They Don't Need to Occupy Bathrooms for Long
>Did you account for the time they spent there crying because theyre bald?

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Hahaha holy fuck. Show me ONE person that looks better bald than with hair. Just one.

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>Did you account for the time they spent there crying because theyre bald?
lmao

>7. Celebrities That Are Bald
you mean like britney spears?

It's exactly this type of behavior that makes someone unattractive. Don´t obsess over stupid shit like this. If you're hair is falling out just shave it. Talk about it even if it comes up (it's pretty likely not to). This is one of those things where you pay about a million more times attention to than other people do (fucking ask them if you don't think so). Bald is nothing more than a hairstyle. Some people are stuck with it.B ig deal.

>1. Higher Testosterone

This is just straight up false. Baldness is cause by DHT sensitivity, not high test.

Good for you, its nice to see people cope with the cruel hand they are dealt.

he looks like a hobo

now imagine him with long hair

Number 13 holy shit

>shitty haircut

nobody that can get a decent haircut will ever look better bald

he already had fucked up hairline, that pretty much like balding
also, with different haircut he'd look way better

if youre bald and tall(6'3+), go for bearmode
if youre bald and manlet, kys and hope to wake up in better body

Lol his hairline is all sorts of fucked up. Nice straw clutching tho

started shaving my head since 2014 i reckon
i'll just give my 2cents
i got more respct for bother genders
i seem to be more attractive for older women (~35-45)
but young grills around 20 are not interested at all, seems like they all like hair on men

Ah yes, the creatine users support group thread
Been waiting for one of these

he'd look a fuckton better with hair

This. Women between ages 16-25 are no go for baldies.

Do you know that feeling? That feeling you get when you just read the title of something and you already that everything that follows after is just 100% bullshit/coping/denial?
I mean let's face it: balding doesn't have to be the end for a guys attractiveness, depends on what you make of it.
But objectively a head of hair will be preferred.

topkek

>Did you account for the time they spent there crying because theyre bald?

I am bald and can confirm

Thanks Buzzfeed
Can you tell me now wheter a dead racoon from the street or a 250$ steak tasets better?

*ugly features

this

You mean "Dome-Bowled" Steve Austin?

Younger girls want meme boyfriends that hit a bunch of random checkboxes, hair being one of them. Started shaving my head senior year of uni and was still able to hook up with girls, but no serious dating/commitment from any of them

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I don't care about commitment but is fucking still possible? Mostly interested in 16-21 girls

I cant help you with 16-21 girls but i can help you with forty five year olds

More functional because of more streamlined aerodynamics.

sure brah!

> "Why are you bald?"
> "It makes me more aerodynamic when I fight"

i had model-tier gorgeous thick hair and started balding around 19. i was so depressed at first but eventually after a few months i got over it. i truly feel sorry for people who check hairloss threads/sites daily and let the situation take control of their life
hopefully it will get better for everyone, i saw people who have been visiting these sites for years