ITT: Why we lift

Pic related, she's a goddess.

FUCKING NEWFAGS BAKA

>tfw i will never smell that pussy or lick those feet

non cookie-cutter confirmed

I want to be able to do 2 things:

1. Various Jojo poses
2. Flexing while yelling oooh yeah like Macho Man Randy Savage

I'm not there yet. But one day I hope to be.

I lift so I can be a hero to my Son.
Being a Pillarman was one of the ones that got me started. It's the simple things in life man

I lift to compensate for my crippling autism, I also lift because that is what my crippling autism compels me to do

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I do it for Jojo too

My wife

Yessssss

Sup Lenny

Because I hate myself

If you don't lift for Jesus you're doing it wrong

I always thought this supposed to spell "Don't forget her

Are you saying that because she's a jew and you worship the media?

>What the fuck Leonard

fat fucking lenny

Dio or Joseph
What body do you want
> yes dio took Joseph's body but I mean part 1

eyes

S A B I N A

To make sucide less appealing

I lift for beach

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is that you, chocolate golem?

Aggie!

Why are you lifting for women? Even if you have muscle, you don't have the balls to open a conversation and sure as hell can't carry a conversation.

Is that Stefanie Joosten?

I lift to hopefully some day make it to the European championships in weightlifting and to get a qt weightlifting gf like pic related

any way to change that ?

You're kidding, right?

I lift so that my pecs will overshadow my pectus excavatum and my chest will look normal.

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cute weeb girls from my uni who mire me on cons when i cosplay

>Brynn
Truly a goddess

No, I need the knowledge.

For MEW of course

There's no easy way, faggot. No magic pills. It's a change in the fundamentals of the "you". It will take a lot of work. Would, anyway, because you'd never follow through.

please tell me how

I lift for her lips

JOOST

No.

She's not a woman user, she's an angel.

Stop being such a fag. No wonder you don't get any pussy.

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>lifting for 3DPD

When I die Christina will greet me at the gates of heaven, can you say the same?

I lift so I can kill people with my bare hands. I want to be strong enough to break another human being.

Not trying to be edgy, not going to go out of my way to do it, but knowing I have the strength to be able to do that would be fucking amazing.

yeah i can't do it if you don't tell me. you're right.
thanks stud.

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God she is so fucking pretty. Too bad her pussy is meaty and D I S G U S T I N G.

>implying you're going to Heaven

You're not my responsibility.

Same bro

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>tfw no gf

Now this guy is outta the loop.
Sad to miss out on fitkino desu

Considering you're all >tfwnogf >muhfeels I believe he'll have a loop around his neck real soon

cant argue with double dubs.
good luck

Spicy!

>lifting for girls

hah! hahaha!

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I lift for Functional strength

I lift for Vynzbrah

I lift so I am become bull, cuckolder of men

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why i lift

The fact that there are people less than 30 miles away willing to pay to be cuckolded makes me want to fill that position

>not letting you marry your waifu in the last dlc
thats why i always pirate ds

To become pic related.

She keeps me going.

To lose weight, because I hate being fat.

> kek

for her

>Mfw her dick doesn't hang lower than her balls

Sarah?

For Evropa

This

what game is this

DON'T FORGET
YOU'RE HERE
FOREVER

I lift because i want to be able to fit into reasonably fashionable clothing, and improve my chances at wooing this lovely bird at uni. No chance while I'm still a disgusting fat fuck.

reminds me of viper with that look in her eyes

Underrated

for superficiality

The Witcher 3

What a cutie, god d*ng

fat old bitch

Mystery Hunters? Kek

These are the only valid reasons to lift.

Oh mattiecakes

Why is there no
>lifting for general health
??

kek at this pic of brad

For this guy. He's my bud.

He looks fuzzy and cuddly.
Here's my friend.