Just flex a 'cep

They were probably thinking "Damn user made it" dont feel bad bro

>having a one night stand with a random used up aids ridden nightclub whore

This is top degeneracy. (((They))) brainwashed your mind.

This. user is a pig child for succumbing to empty sensation seeking

> started lifting for rugby gains at around age 15
> get pretty big, to the point where dyels accuse me and gymbro of being on roids (just because the DYELs had no idea how to gym and did stupid shit, like taking fat burner and mass gainer at the same time, or doing one set on every machine in the gym for 100 reps ultralightweight)
> go to uni known for partying
> end up getting off with multiple chicks most nights I go out
> get a lot of numbers
> 3rd and 4th years hitting on me
> spread my seed into the wild yonder for a good amount of time
> have a good time
> slowly realise that clubbing is getting boring and repetitive
> slowly realise the type of girls who get fucked up in clubs arent the type of girls I wanna be with long term
> slowly realise most girls at my uni are massively progressive liberals and massively immature, all wannabe hoes
> slowly recluse back into my own space, hardly go out, have large disdain for most females my age
> realise university is just a sinkhole of drug/alcohol addiction, bad choices and spending money you dont have
> join army reserve
> stay at home looking after dogs and doing assignments online rather than stay in uni house

Somebody plz...hold me

Seems pretty chill breh

bruh... you took the redpill. now go find a cute country wife and make lots of babies.

I'm pretty much right where you were before joining mil.

I would love to, but sadly im a Bongistanian, and most females my age (21) are massively liberal, immature and pretty dumb to be honest. Theyre the type of people who could name every reality tv stars dog, nan and goldfish but dont know basic facts, history, science, the way the world works etc.
The really sad thing is theres a chick from my uni at my unit...but she is ugly af.

It is pretty chill, but im at the point where i just want to finish my degree and start working. I would like to go clubbing and stuff again but it always ends up the same, i dont enjoy myself and i just cant overcome the feeling of disdain and degeneracy anymore, feel free to call me a stick in the mud or whatever, thats just how i feel.

kill you are self

Probably gunna join up full time after uni, one thing ive realised from my degree is i dont want to spend 30 years in the same office doing the same shit having accomplished nothing, and neither do I want to get to 70 and think 'woulda coulda shoulda'

>donotknowifwant.jpeg
They sound like nigresses. Not women. Do not pass go.

>be at gym
>also work there so have access to membership information
>qt girl who joined a while ago comes in, pleasant personality, shortstack with decent legs and ass
>she's on the treadmill on the other side of the room
>every time I turn around or look up from the ground she's looking in my direction and then looks away
>start imagining life together
>maybe I should start making more eye contact and try smiling
>maybe girls actually like me after all

>look up her name online when I come home
>has a bf

EVERY TIME, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"chick from my uni at my unit...but she is ugly af"

Ive got this girl im talking to and shes really cool but shes objectively a 5. She started her own business, has her own place, and is generally a good person. But only a 5. No idea what to do.

If you want to find good wife material, you have to approach them. In my experience, those girls around your age that are wifeable are very shy and skeptical of men that approach them.

They're hard to find and get, but they'll stay if you get them right.

>having nice conversation with girl
>"haha yeah my boyfrie-"
>go dead inside

everytime this shit happnens I think off this scene

youtu.be/I66aySW4le8?t=1m17s

Don't worry about the bf bro, flirt away like a champ and even if she brings it up just ignore it. She'll either lose interest, or it doesn't matter to her either. Worse case ontarios she shuts you down, you're no further behind than you are now

I know them feels bruh. I know them feels. If it were a case of them being a bit obese then obviously you can help them train to be fit, but you cant train facial genetics.

Its also a case of most girls who are attractive and know it are fawned over, thus not having to develop a personality or mental aquity; vice versa for girls who are not innately good looking.

how to make social gains Veeky Forums?

Go to Slovenia, find a qtpi, settle and become a farmer there. Drink red wine, eat honest and become the mayor of your quaint town. Your first son becomes a doctor, your daughters go to America for higher education and become "empowered" and bring great shame on the family name. You lose your position of mayor because you can't control your family, how could you control the town? All the while, your wife is battling cancer and she loses. You go on a 2 year bender during which you develop jaundice. At the end of your rope, you write your last goodbye and tie that noose around your neck. You remember back on the whores you banged, then you tried to find meaning in life but as a result, you found nothing that means anything. You kick the stool out from under you and finally you realize we're just born to die

Fair enough, Im pretty sure i wont find them in a nightclub, and I dont know where else to look. Any hints..?

Sounds about right desu mate.

>Last night at a party
>Go out to smoke with some guys that are total bros
>We get back in and one of them keeps looking at me, flexes a 'cep, points at my chest and says "fuck man you lift, I could fit my arm 5 times in yours"
>Go to gay club because everything else was closed (no homo)
>Gay friend starts getting touchy and I politely reject him
>Same dude that complimented me slaps my pec out of nowhere
>Jokes on you he went home with a hot ass girl and I went back alone as always.

When will grill mires come? In the party I was talking to a 8/10 girl, she seemed interested and I got her snapchat. How the fuck do you escalate a conversation beyond that point? We were talking really close to each other, but I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do next. Help me familia, I used to be a fat fuck and now that I'm told I'm handsome I don't know what to do.

>sitting in class taking notes
>girl taps my arm
>heart skips a beat
>she gestures towards the door because some got locked out

closest i've come to sex in 21yrs

thats exactly it.

She has an ok body, like shes skinny and fit. But prob B cups and not really an ass. She has pretty eyes but nose is slightly too big. I figured ill just talk to her, see how things go. Set up a date and see if anything clicks.

>More than 2 times is just fapping
lmao truu

What did you do from there? Cause thats not a bad start into something. She saw something interesting and wanted to let you know about it.

Better than the dude who asked what sex felt like, only to admit the closest he had come was a fleshlight mounted to an electric drill.

When asked why he was typing all fucked up, he said it was due to an injury on his hands. Turns out he fucked up both his hands and his dick by violently twisting a fleshlight around his knob at 1000+ RPM on a Black & Decker

When you get to that point, there is no hope left

>he fucked up both his hands and his dick by violently twisting a fleshlight around his knob at 1000+ RPM on a Black & Decker

lost my shit. gg

Go for it man, best of luck. Mine is literally a no go unless I somehow lose both my legs.

If you were my friend I'd just be happy for you and cheer you on. And that's what every guy I know would do.

Found the screencaps, forgive the phoneposting.

1/3

I know this feel user and love the youtube link.
I was having surgery and was speaking ti my anaethtist at the time, flirting getting along real good. Then she dropped the boyfriend bomb and i litterally rolled over and shut my eyes mid sentance.

Thinking back, probably not the best thing to do at the time.

2/3

3/3
> /k/ - a magical place

I've just started really partying and I have no problem getting girls but I'm kind of an autist on what to do.

>be me
>go to party this Friday
>grinding with bitches and tossing them back into the crowd
>find a real qt3.14
>starts grinding
>qt3.14 feels my erection and buries her ass even harder into my dick
>tease her with kissing her on neck
>she pushes us to side of dance floor
>goes with it
>ended on falling onto couch with her in my lap
>laugh my ass off
>she begins making nervous small talk
>can't think of how to smoothly transition to kissing her
>autism almonds activate
>pretends I have to take a phone call
>leaves party

What could I have done different Veeky Forums? How do I not fuck up like that again?

Lmao holy fuck I'm sort of in the same position. Like a chick who would have everyone tell me "you can do much better". It does also bother me that she isn't that attractive overall but god damn something about her enticed me.
I say, fuck it

This

You won't. Don't know for sure, but usually they'll be alone in somewhere like the library or a cafeteria, maybe outside reading or some shit.

It's hard because a lot of the times they'll be home or in their dorm by their selves. Just look for lonely girls I guess.

I'm curious about his hugging question though.
When girls hug you, are you supposed to do that lean in with half your upper body to minimize contact, or do they want to squeeze their tits against you?

Literally just sweep their hair behind their ear, look them in the eyes and smile at them. If they look you in the eyes, then at your lips, and smile, go in for the kiss.

90% of the time it works everytime.

>cwc trying to get Veeky Forums

Yeah fair enough, thats a good shout.
Its kinda shit though cus my uni campus is shared by a literal parasite Liberal Arts uni, full of nu-males and hipster wannabes. Its like a freak show sometimes.

Whiskey!!

Just do it, I mean she was into you based on what happend so it's the next step to take

Just give them a fucken hug man. Theyll sense you being hesitant and timid and take that as something being wrong. Better to act confident and just give them a full hug.

Top fucking kek

Well I'm not confident. Last time I hugged a girl that wasn't a family member is probably close to a decade ago. I missed out on all this shit and I don't know what the "rules" are.

My boys would tell me i could do way better, and all of my exes are better lookin. But ya man, something about her. Probably cause last girl i went with was 8/10, great ass, but pretty dumb and not a great personality. Just a party girl and smoked weed all the time. I want something different. Also Godfather who i've always looked up to and is just like me in almost every single way, told me "marry someone for their mind, not their looks."

Anyone else deliberately widen their back/lats when giving hugs so grillz think your bigger??

Yeah, I guess I could've done that. She was on my lap and my arm around her and was rubbing it.
She kept making this bullshit small talk because I wasn't making a move. I guess I should've just stroked her hair back when she was talking and smile and then I would've been good, right?

Snap chat her a bit, ask if she had fun/what she's up to/something and then say something along the lines of "I really prefer face to face conversation and would love to meet up with you for coffee/drinks/dinner and get to know you better". If she's interested, make some plans and go from there

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Me neither mate, ive just spent enough time that i can pretend to be confident. Keep your chin up, shoulders back, head high, dont slouch. Dont look at the ground when people look at you, just smile or look directly ahead.
Basically, pick your favourite alpha male character from a movie, comic, tv, whatever, and just imagine how he would handle the situation. Dont LARP obviously, but just think 'would X act like a bitch? Would X say something?'.

Also remember; everyone else is a person too, no matter how much they feel like NPCs. If you feel awkward sitting next to someone and not talking, chances are they do too; the best way to make ground with people is by commenting on a shared experience. This can be with a joke, an intentionally crappy joke to get a laugh, an icebreaker, or even just straight up asking their name or how theyre doing. Confidence is key. If you think and act like a beta, you will come across as a beta; nobody is inspired to talk to a beta.

Think I saw you at the gym that day if I'm right. You look like a douchebag so it matches your personality anyways. Faggot.

Plus you aren't even that big and don't look like you lift and were shorter than both of those girls. You just had some tattoos ooh you big Killa still a bitch nigga imo.

And PS only one of those girls didn't look like a Christmas ham they both talked like uneducated vapid whores.

Trust me, not trying to sound like a cock but ive kissed a lot of random chicks, especially in clubs where you cant even hear each other, and at that point its all about body language.
Smile confidently, look them dead in the eye, and whisper something like 'youre looking good tonight', then go for the hair sweep. The hair sweep is like a confirmation signal that you want to get off with them. You will know within seconds if they feel the same. If they do, congrats, smash tongues for a bit.

Why so serious son?

It's hard in college. My gf is actually my ex's best friend from high school, and she was super shy back then. Our colleges are nearby, so we started talking and hit it off.

Truth be told I didn't even want to talk anyone at my school, everyone is hardcore liberal and pretty dumb.

>having sex with my gf
>her ex was a 6'3 skelly
>i'm 5'11, 195 manlet master race, 13% bodyfat
>hitting her from missionary
>shes grazing my back with her hands
>I can't find my arms around you
>you have a body like a man
>t-thanks rows

How do you get boners when drunk? I have PIED

Take this with you into the future user

"do you want to kiss me"
>yes
Kiss
>maybe
"let's find out"
Kiss
>no
"I didn't say you could, you just looked like you have something on your mind"

You don't, socializing is learned in childhood.

Initial mire (I think) and then left on read, advice?

>go out with some co workers last night
>random hambeast and cute friend walk up to bar beside us and order/whatever
>I'm in a conversation and girl beside me (cute one) gropes bicep and comments on my new tattoo (no hate, let's keep on track please)
>wow you look great user
>clicks that I went to junior high/hs with her when I was a fatty (small town, know erryone)
>formercrush.png
>start talking, conversation is flowing and I'm making her laugh, compliment her (were joking about spirit animals, tattoo is an animal. Says she's a pig and I tell her she's far too attractive) she spills some spagetti
>she mentions she works there and I should stop by on a day she's working etc
>talk some more, life since school etc
>tell her I gotta go find my group, but I have her on Facebook and I'll message her
>she gives me a squinty look like I'm blowing her off
>message her later on that night about if she's still at the bar/wanna talk some more
>left on read

I really don't think I seemed desperate even though I messaged her pretty early, and she seemed pretty interested while we were talking. I'm not gonna message her again or anything, but should I still hope she might message back or did messaging her that early fuck it up/not interested in the first place?

Will do, thanks! I also think I could have done something else when talking to her, we were leaning against a countertop and she got close to the point we were touching. I guess I'm overthinking the whole thing

delet this

Because if you're the same guy I'm thinking about you look like a fucking douche and were acting like a fucking clown I legit figured this guy is just taking his gf and her fatty friend to the gym to try and impress them and don't really give a shit about anything except training to look DYEL same as with that snake looking tattoo. Knew way too many people in life that just act like that and then turn out to be closet fags or closet pussies. There were alot bigger and stronger guys there that looked like they just got out of jail yet you think you're the king shit.

It's just my personality to naturally hate people like yourself.

Isn't this considered cringy/really amateurish?

Or is it okay if you're a tall guy who speaks with confidence like with a lot of things?

get a new hobby meet people

Im not even the same poster, christ m80 take a chill pill

It's definitely a good sign, but if she took not making a move as being disinterested, making a date is a good way to show you aren't. Don't worry too much about it

This is cringe af. If you have to actually say it, you done goofed.

Just do the hair sweep, its not hard, jesus.

I got anger problems and it take it out at the gym I made new prs that night I saw that sort of faggot there I was so enraged. It's my test levels I think. And high amount of caffeine and ephedrine I ingest.

Girls very rarely message back after they left you on read. You messaged her the same night? Thats your mistake. Was she drinking? She probably read it after she got home, was too tired to respond, and just went to bed. Today she probably woke up, felt like it had been too long, and so decided not to respond. Id wait til tmrw and try again. Get right to the point and ask her when shes free this week for you to meet up with her.

Probably what I'll do, or should I go in Thursday with some friends while she's working and try to gauge the situation from there/set something up?

Meditate or some shit bro, you gotta get a handle on your own emotions. If you let your emotions rule you theyll destroy you.
My mums been divorced 4 times, first stepdad died of cancer, last one tried to commit suicide then became a tranny, then my mother got cancer; ive got plenty of shit to be angry about and nobody would blame me for going around smashing things and being a cunt. Difference is I dont wanna be that guy. I dont let that shit be an excuse, i dont let my past control my present, i dont let my emotions get the better of me.

Meditate twice a week, learn martial arts or something, some form of mental control. It will help untold amounts.

Just saying bro.

I used to look at these threads and pity the Anons who posted their /r9k/ stories about being a

> khv

Now I'm turning into them

Fuck

She works at the bar? If you are going there with friends thats fine. Dont seem too eager and desperate to talk to her. Let it happen naturally. Especially if she is working at the time, you dont want to put her in an uncomfortable position.

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Do not do this. Just go ahead and use body language then plant a kiss if they're into it. With women it's better to as for forgiveness than for permission. Chicks dig assertiveness.

Yeah I figure I'll just go (gym bros usually do wings after the gym) and we'll probs be there Thursday night. If it happens it happens, if it's awkward then fuck it, I'm not that invested in it anyways

Thats the right attitude. If she doesnt talk to you at all, then whatever. If she is lookin at you multiple times, but still never says anything, you could try to hit her up on fb. Say that you enjoyed talking to her last week and youd like to meet up. Up to you to judge if thats reasonable or not.

Meditation doesn't really work if you don't do it everyday, I think

Ive been doing it for 5 years man. If you need to do it everyday then youve got some real stressful shit going on. By all means, do it when you need to get out of your own head, get away from your thoughts/problems and relax, but since ive managed to control my emotions i dont need to do it anywhere near as much because shit doesnt stress me out anywhere near as much as it used to.

Hahaha Jesus. Give them a fuckin bear hug and squeeze those titties against yourself with a little force to get a nice impression of their firmness. Girls hate hesitance, they won't complain about dominance.

Can we turn /Flex Cep General/ into a thing?

Hop out the ocean you salty motherfucker.

heh, nice one man you like gooks?

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yeh that's college bro
good on you for escaping