Smile bro! Confidence is all a girl is after!

How opposite of chad i am?

>6'2
>see pic
>not sure about this but definitely not narrow shoulders because i lift
>2 girls banged in my whole 24 years of life, LTR with second girl for 3 years now
>at least one girl is ready to fuck at moments notice
>dont do any sports
>when i went to clubs most of the time girls mired me and one time when i was at a bar with mates and we were dancing one girl literally jumped on my back and i gave her piggy back ride
>this is kinda irrelevant but yea anyone can do it

More of a Brad but not bad.

because you're asking the internet, you are not chad

i know i am not chad, i am just asking how for from it i am

can i have a quick rundown on these two

I look like the fag on left when I shave. Should I kys?

you dont want to be chad, being chad is work, being chad is a fucking job, all the sex, attention, and swagger you have to emit is draining, its not worth it. it sounds cool on paper, but it's a shallow, depressing existence. what you have with your girlfriend while it may not be perfect it is stable and warm, it's as good as it gets.

What's a brad

I've been in your sitch, it's kinda not worth it since you've lived so long not being a hedonist, I mean it's always worth making yourself into a more charismatic entertainer but women are not worth entertaining all that much but you have to do the work to find that out.

How to get Chad bf?

be Stacy

I usually have a hard time to make friends and when it comes to making friends with guys it's often I feel like most of us have "asshole" written on our faces
However those two guys look cool, would befriend/10

>6 foot minimum
6'1
>7/10 facially at least
Probably, people call me handsome a lot
>broad shoulders
Yes
>15+ lay count of quality girls
I've had sex with sixteen girls(basically two per year since I was 14), "quality" is pretty subjective tho, two of them were actual models and none of them were fat
>at least 2 girls ready to fuck at a moments notice
I dunno, maybe, I'm not really a "booty call" kind of guy
>have leading role on sports team (doesn't include soccer)
Yes, never been a captain tho
>REGULARLY approached by girls at events
Yeah, it's kinda weird tho, they always seem super thirsty and desperate
>large connection of friends who show respect
Yes, I'm a very dominant guy, it's actually gotten me in trouble before
>when walking in a group of 3 on a narrow footpath, Chad is NEVER behind the other two.
Yes, obviously, what kind of bitch nigger walks behind people like that?

What does Veeky Forums think, am I Chad?

if you took the time to write all this down then youre closer to a sperg than "chad"
get out faggot

post a pic or you're just full of shit

Anyone writing shit in parentheses on Veeky Forums is 100% not a chad

be ugly and confident or ugly and sad

you decide

>Yes, obviously, what kind of bitch nigger walks behind people like that?
me, caring about your position is not chad mentality

>have leading role on sports team (doesn't include soccer)
You should make sure you list works for everybody. Here in Europe you're Chad if your the captain of a decent soccer team but you're a cringe fest if you play baseball or american football

chad is a joke
if women only fucked hot people we'd all be greek gods
women like good personalites too

Anyone replying to this is currently not a chad

To be fair user for 99.999% of human history women only fucked whatever person their father decided they should marry.

guy on the left is handsome as fuck what are you on about?

foot minimum
6'1
/10 facially at least
Yeah, though I don't look like your pic at all
>>broad shoulders
ye
+ lay count of quality girls
6 :(
>>at least 2 girls ready to fuck at a moments notice
1
>>have leading role on sports team (doesn't include soccer)
I compete in kick-boxing, I guess that counts
>>REGULARLY approached by girls at events
No :(
>>large connection of friends who show respect
Friends show mad respect but I don't have large connection
>>when walking in a group of 3 on a narrow footpath, Chad is NEVER behind the other two
Really depends on the situation desu

>what is cheating

attractive parents still make ugly children dude. We also have social boundaries which keep womens sexuality in check. In pre-civilization times only one in every 17 men got to pass on their genes.

He is Chad's second in command.

>implying fitizens have good personalities

...

Who does he bang? Daisy?

>slayer
>incel
>>>/sluthate/

if you're going the evolution route, then you have to admit that it makes more sense for a woman to be 1 of 5000 in a king's harem than be the monogamous wife of some low class peasant.

JUST B URSELF BERO

That really sells normies short. According to that I align with chad more than normie, which by pure merit of me posting here is ridiculous

Britney

the requirement to be a Chad seems pretty low here. I'm a top of the basket normie, almost a chad if we go by that picture

>just go and say hi to her, it's what always works for me

Daisy is an objective 10/10. The only reason why non-autistic guys went to see the force awakens.

You people grossly over think this shit. The key to being alpha is just being comfortable in your own skin, not giving a fuck, and doing what makes YOU happy.

She has weirdly thin lips tho and her eyes are kind of beady, the girl from Rogue One is prettier IMO

Tren

Bruh

sorry loser, you dont just get to redefine terms because you feel like it

>le above this shit

You can clearly see that the bald dude has no idea how to look good on a picture. The comparison isn't fair because he has David fucking Gandy next to him but :
>shit clothing
>large smile
>no eye quinch
>full frontal, no slight head tilt
>bottom tier body
All those things could be changed if this guy was insecure enough to care about it

I dated a chick with large teeth once, shit was aweful for kissing, would not recommend

Hopefully you'll grow up one day.

I can agree about that. A good friend of mine is male model and still a virgin with 24.

>Implying they're not both 10/10
JJ needs a new private jet, m8.
>guys want to fuck & snuggle them
>women suddenly becomes star wars fans because female lead
Literally everyone wins. At least JJ and men around the world.

Jesus Christ she is hot.

Even Gandy wouldn't look very handsome if he completely bald, had no eyebrows and was milky pale like the other guy

I've never had the urge to cheat. Fug

>t. Xenomorph

>They're Afrikaans 'models' and I worked with them on a TV show where they did home renovations but had absolutely no idea what they were doing
well desu you can't really expect a model to know how to do home renovation and come across as alpha while doing it. No one can be alpha when placed in a situation they've never faced, especially if it requires some skills that are only taught through years of practice

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.

How do I get a girlfriend and future wife like this. Oh my goddess.

Chad/Alpha fetishism is gay as fuck. Anyone who cares this much about other men is literally a faggot.

Every single chad thread/post is just anons pretending that their lack of effort isn't the reason that they fail with women. It's a justification not to try because they don't think they're Chads.

To people that take this shit seriously, this imaginary character has gone too far. You are the problem, not "Chads". He's not the reason you fail with women. You only have a problem with this archetype because you're insecure and don't believe you can achieve what this made up character has achieved or that his victory is inherent.

Stop making excuses for yourself. Lots of average (Even ugly) guys have gotten great girlfriends and gotten laid by putting in effort and actually talking to them.

Stop posting this shit, stop overthinking it, stop being pathetic, stop thinking of girls as some sort of umbreakable code, and stop being bitter.

The only advice you should take from Chad is to be confident. Stop looking for it, just embrace it. Confidence is a choice, not a reward.

Her smile just makes me happy. It literally gives energy.

Hang out in London on a friday night and pick up a drunk skank at 4am
It's a numbers game but the odds of finding someone who'll look like her are pretty high

Brehs...

Holy shit, she is fine.

>tfw it takes around 30+ girls for one to reply in online dating

I mean, I don't really give too much shits because I think I have some other qualities and I look OK.
But I can feel how this would take a pretty big hit on people that take it more serious.

Good taste in clocks, they don't look like a fucking toolkit. Just simple and clean design. Probably bros.

Women are so much more attractive when they smile.

>Samefagging this hard for his waifu
kys

Underrated

she looks like the joker are you guys trolling

It's not samfaging, keep eye on post to poster count.

Also, just be yourself, girl. No need to be salty.

Impossible as fuck requirements except for the first 3

I never realised this. She was good looking, no doubt, but this is something different from the serious Rey in the Force Awakens.

They're Afrikaans models named Charlie and Alex Koetze AKA the K2 twins. I worked with them on a home renovations show called Oulap se Rooi here in South Africa.

They forgot their lines constantly. They were harmless enough but had shit for brains. The show was later uncovered to be a scam with the director using properties he owned instead of 'lucky winners'.

Alex and Charlie fell into disrepute following their involvement. I believe they made some gay for pay incest porn at some point. Sad tale to be honest.

>when oneitis smiles at you
Just fuck my shit up.

>probably total bros
>he says, based on nothing but their appearance

Proof right here that appearance = everything and confidence meme is just a meme

That's cause they never needed social skills in their life

You should rather shave.

>a girl will never be this happy to see you
H-heh

eteled

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY

Fuckin Dylan
Chad
Brad
Thad
Corey
Dad
Lad

Don't get upset by stories guys wrote.

>nah, it was guys, you guys.

That guy's pretty skinny for a football player

Don't forget Chazz, Channing, and the guy we all love to hate: Skad