"So, what sport do you train for?"

>"So, what sport do you train for?"

How do you reply?

weightlifting

Rugby union, which makes me officially more alpha than most of this board. I flatten cunts non-stop for 80 minutes every week just for laughs.

Nothing, man. Lifting for me is purely a hobby for me though I would definitely want to compete if I could quit my job, get paid/sponsors, and be trained by an olympic coach. But I dream.

same bruh. what position?

>second row m-master race

g-getting a girlfirend

loosehead prop, although I'm a lot leaner than I used to be so I'm hoping to try playing no.8 one of these days.

Punching nazis

Chess

>wrapping his patellar ligament that tight

cot dame he must have some jumpers knee baka

competitive fingering

#SwoleLeft

Anal receiving

I lift to pick up chicks

Flanker reporting in, feels good to be in the best position

Ballroom dancing and martial arts

rock climbing

Track and Field homie. Want to race?

...

>best position
how does it feel being a glorified back?

Kickboxing

Wrestling

Wanna practice?

>i let him win on purpose to feel him on top of me
>nohomo

Fucking pussy. Currently a wide receiver for Bears though.

In the past I could have pulled martial arts as a response, but running can be considered a "sport" if not a game. Boxing seems interesting but I'd rather not have brain damage.

infantry you pussy

more like, training to BE a punching nazi

lifting so i can see how strong i can get natty then jumping on roids and seeing how strong i can get on them

Blindside flanker masterrace reporting in, creaming their scrum-half then creaming your gf

Beisbol. Maybe one day I'll become a fat power hitter

What routine do you do in-season and off-season ?

objectively true
t. flanker who smashed his left arm to pieces in a match aged 16 and can never play rugby again, feelsbadman.jpg
my sport is now pic related, weather permitting which isn't often since I'm studying in newcastle

No 8 loose forward master race reporting in

>creaming their scrum-half then creaming your gf
>not creaming your scrum-half and his gf
if you can't fuck boipussy as well as real pussy you'll never make it

I don't play sports much I just like running and lifting a lot.

Weightlifting. I hope to one day be good enough to place top 3 in some meets. Maybe qualify for AO.

Kickboxing

Pretty-boy winger here. How does it feel doing all the hard work, putting your head beside some sweaty, fat, grunting blokes ass, while I sand on the side, stealing all the glory and the girls?

""""""""""SPORT""""""""" of powerlifting

To play rugby league. I'm the splitting image of a pro, so I can even give "my name" and its still all good.

at the library

Solid
>listening to Hakas during my cardio to get my heart rate up
>feelsgood.jpg

Why is the sky blue, user?

suicide prevention.

You're a winger coz you're a pussy who can't tackle

nogi BJJ

Yeah it's quite the sport

Fedora spotted

who /wing/ here

>kicking past 22 lines
>running really fast in a straight line
>being DYEL
>lowest injury rate, highest try rate

it's really the life lads i'm living the dream

just 5/3/1 with more volume off season, 5/3/1 with less on

fighting a losing battle there pal

Rower reporting in.

>I'm too stupid to play Full Back - the position

Pickup games of basketball

weightlifting is not a sport. powerlifting and oly lifting are though. weightlifting is a hobby

>tfw want to join a martial arts club
>tfw living in a small town
>tfw all the interesting clubs are in the next city or further away
>tfw no car

M-m-my self-esteem

weightlifting is oly lifting retard

Because god loves the infantry silly user.

Unfortunately my parents never introduced me to sports and I grew up being an unathletic dweeb. Now it's too late to get into sports so I continue being a dweeb.

Niggerball so I can slam dunk on niggas

Do you watch the anime All Out

>Tai-jitsu
>also want to get big
What am I doing with my life

>want to play football
>never played in high school
>dying glimmer of light in my heart that maybe I can train enough to be the athlete that they need and will teach

R-right? My college is only D2, t-that helps right...?

For the inevitable civil war between the west and the Muslim horde

not gonna happen unless you're a freak of nature

That's why I plan on leaving humanity behind, friend

Weightlifting is literally olympic lifting you autistic fuck

how is killing yourself going to hlep?

How am I killing my self now?

Climbing

My archery skills have massively improved since i got into lifting.

Just that increased stability from not straining under the draw weight.

There won't be anything civil about it

Yea these days I imagine D-2 starters are pretty good since football in colleges is such big business. You could maybe get on the practice squad though. Prepare your angus though if you never played, there is a lot of technique involved.

Weightlifting

t. dyel

The European racewar.

I just want to have that sense of comraderie. Never was in team sports as a kid and always felt like I could have easily made it.

Strongman

t. Weakman

What are some sports to get into for a 20 year old that has never played sports except football for two years as a backup?

'oly lifting' is NOT a term, just a crossshit colloquialism, weightlifters compete in the sport of WEIGHTLIFTING, DYEL FUCK

I was a fencer before I fucked up my shoulder and knee from falling down a flight of stairs.

Football

>weightlifting
Weightlifting = olympic weightlifting. Lifting weights != olympic weightlifting. Retard.

You gotta be genetically gifted to the highest degree not to have your anus pushed in walking on to a college football field with no previous experience.

Pick up games of basketball

learn to surf, it's really hard starting out but is legit the greatest sport on earth once you're decent

Same here my man

Knockdown karate.

Hopefully some mma in the future too.

Rugby. I started playing at 20.

>rugby
>not football or wrestling

None, I just train as a way to relax as well as keep my mind and body healthy

Memelifting, bud

You better try not getting raped by a rapefugee

Seconding this assertion

What country are you boys from, I play for my school in the US

what a waste of trips good lord

to become best at gaylord championshit

>I'm not training for anything, I just like being stronger than I used to be

Hema

Being big helps a lot.

mma, aesthetics
maybe become a model for cosplay
>pic related

ching chong bing bong ding dong I'm asian so my dick isn't very long

t. fat as fatass from /pol/