Tfw too fat to ride Millennium Force

>tfw too fat to ride Millennium Force
>have to make the walk of shame to the exit

That's it, I'm losing it.. starting tomorrow.

>tomorrow

Not going to make it.

I'm still at the park and limited to the food they serve. Tomorrow I'll change!

>tomorrow

stay fat, you will never look good with that mindset you fat piece of shit.

Not just about eating healthy it's about eating less start right now

Jeez it's not like I can do anything about it. We're having funnel cake right now for snacks, but I only got a small portion.

I went to Cedar Point last year. It was a real eye opener as I couldn't ride half the roller coasters due to my physique.

Now I'm down 50 pounds and I'll be going back there next month!

This is American snack all of that is sugar?>

>but I only got a small portion.
How about no portion you fat shit?

Yeah, but it's powder sugar so it's mostly air.

This.

OP, don't put off your goals for tomorrow. Start now damn it.

>tomorrow
Eat less starting now you sadcunt. That attitude is what made you fat in the first place, change it or stay the same.

You will not change.

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>that 93-degree drop at the start of the Maverick

Second best coaster in the state of Ohio, right behind the based Beast

If anyone in this thread thinks this isn't a low quality bait then you should blow your brainlet out of it's skull.

>right behind the based Beast
Wrong. It's Millennium Force. It's always Millennium Force.

that fryer looks like something that could be a modern rendition of the third circle of hell

>not the Top Thrill Dragster
casuals, the lot of you

Your first step should be a 24 hour fast. So you can start by not eating anything at the park.

this ffs

TTD is a poor man's Kingda Ka.

Successful b8 thread is successful.

My body is not a joke. I really want to lose it.

>It goes up
>It goes down

Wow


Also thank God they are getting rid of The mean streak, shit hurts your back

This.

>tio pepe churros

That's not the Millennium force

>Waiting 2 hours for 13 seconds of speed that you can even fully experience because it's over before you realize it

I've only been to cedar point twice, but magnum > millennium force > top thrill dragster.

starting right fucking now.

all those sweets you planed on eating and drinking at the amusement park today go in the garbage.

if you dont start right now you will never start

A funnel cake is not a snack it's like 1/3 of your calories for the day, jesus christ