I can lose my virginity to a thick milf

lost it to a mom while her 15 yo daughter got home early and walked in on us. mom was a screamer. i'll never forget the look on that girls face when i left.

it was worth it

Tinder

Did you lie about your age? or she wanted to meet a young one?

I didnt lie

link the nudes virgin

good. youll do great friend

I think she's a bit too thick

Im not sure if I want to desu

Mods pls no bad

forgot the pic

Just a reminder

Anyone?

Well, go and lose your virginity then.
What the fuck do you want a (You) for?

If I had still been a virgin at 23, I would have hit it. Do it, OP. Make us proud.

Do it faggot.

If I was virgin I would so smash that.

That's an ass you smash. Just don't expect much from the pussy, unless she's had a vag-plasty, which she hasn't.

kek but ignore this op. Losing your virginity is a confidence booster unless it was a hooker.
>got fucked off my face one night
>go home with a chick I think is a solid 6/10 blonde
>fuck her 3 times that night
>she's fucking loving it
>ego_expanding.gif
>go to water polo practice next day, her flatmate and my teammate shows me a pic of her in the changing rooms
>mfw she's a fat brunette who looks like Mrs. Doubtfire
>mfw he already told all of our mates and they all descend on the locker rooms with shit eating grins, taking the ever living piss out of me
I still didn't care and my confidence didn't take a hit afterwards.

Dont do it man, its gonna be nasty and not worth. But all girls ur age are pretty much used goods, best bet is find an 18 year old to fugg

dude, a woman wants to fuck you for free, and she isn't a whale and has a good ass, go for it, eat her ass, eat her pussy like there's no tomorrow

Jesus Christ that's some nasty shit...and not in a good way. Don't smash OP. You'll regret losing your virginity like that

Post face

I´m not a virgin and I would still smash it desu

do it m8

Op here

She doesn't have kids

Bros I just got out of the shower

Im nervous

she doesnt know Im a virgin

Please help

Ah, I took "MILF" literally, then just fucking smash bro, that ass is fucking NICE, it literally gave me a hard-on

How old is she?

She's 41

She is defintly more insecure than you. You have all the power.

>41 year old getting sub 30yr dick
>Biological clock

Fap like an hour before so you can last longer. unless she wants to swallow or you want to nut outside like in porn the smaller amount of jizz shouldn't matter.

Lol just tell her you're a virgin. If you're good looking that'll double your worth as a fuck because she knows shell get to be the first one you soil your purity

t. someone who banged a female marine out of stupidity and felt the need to go to church the next day

You might regret it you might not

give as a greentext fag

also, do it

more pics faggot.
Anyhow, just don't overthink it, drink a beer and go to where you meet, then drink some and ram her when you're both tipsy.
It's not rocketscience, and as i said, more pics.

Op here

We facetimed yesterday after talking on tinder

She said I can come over to her place

This is 99.9999% ending in sex

Seconding both of these. Women's value depreciates with age. You're literally the trophy in this situation. Just imagine taking home an 18 year old hottie who tells you she's a virgin. Do you give a fuck? Hell no, you're just stoked to be fucking a younger (legal) chick.

She's literally looking at this situation the exact same way. You're just a young piece of ass that she'll probably brag to her friends about banging.

Do it and post the story, faggot

Good, tinder=sex.
As i said, buy a nice bottle of wine to get her wet, drink a startupbeer or 2 before you leave, wear aftershave, chew a gum and if you're Veeky Forums it's gonna go well from there on.

Cougar wants young dick, no feelings, just go and ram her man. Post tinder pics then god damnit

If this thread is still up I will post Mods again pls no ban

Thanks for the advice user but I dont drink too often so Im not going to do it now

Afraid of whiskeydick

You're going to shoot so fast, OP. You better tell her you're a virgin or she'll think you have no self control.

He saw that image on tinder and was like
>yeah, I want that

?

Tell her you're a virgin and you need a teacher

Op here

While I didnt admit to being a virgin I did say that I would come quickly the first round because she's so hot

She was flattered and said that was ok

She asked me if I had multiple rounds in me

I figure if I can jerk off 3-5 times a day then fucking the same amount shouldnt be a problem so I said yes

>Immediate panty waterfall incoming

She is gonna swallow you whole, OP.

Lol, she'll notice pretty quickly you're a virgin, don't you worry about that... Not to discourage you or anything, try to just own it

post her tinder profile

If she asks if you're a virgin, don't deny it.

>I would come quickly the first round because she's so hot

Wait what? So you two established you were going to fuck? Also, since when was it a good idea to tell a chick "Yea, I'm gonna bust quick" a good idea? Especially the first time you're planning on fucking?

Did I miss something?

But seriously, do you have pics of her tits? That fucking ass is TIGHT, I can't get over it.

don't lie about being a virgin, I lost my v-card in the worst way possible and I had to be pretty honest with my 2nd time because she was getting no pro-level action whatsoever lol.

I'm not a virgin and I'd smash

desu you sound so nervous you most likely wont even get it up, even if you do, its more likely that you wont cum at all. Just admit u re a virgin boy so she doesnt start wondering u re full of shit or she is too ugly and fuck the whole thing up.

Op dont do what i did

im a virgin also and had a hot as FUCK girl over and i figured since i can jerk off multiple times a day id be able to fuck her all night

but nope, guess what? i couldn't even get hard

How does this happen I can get hard on command on a funeral it doesn't matter.

Too much porn.

wait until the anxiety of actually having to have sex kicks in, no matter how turned on you are you might just not be able to get it up

Anxiety. I had it happen to me a couple of times. Hard to explain. I could get hard just looking at commercials of women in tank tops, but if I had a girl right in front of me begging for the dick, I couldn't get hard.

Think of it like a basketball player who misses a free throw that could win the championship. You practice all day on shooting free throws to where it's second nature. But when the game in on the line and you feel all the pressure, you choke because you're thinking about it too much.

Same thing happens to your dick. I never had it happen with girls I was in a relationship with, because there was that sense of comfortability there. I wasn't pressured because I knew her and she knew me. But I fucking suck at one night stands unless I'm tipsy.

No, it's not porn. You're just a nerve wreck at that time, even if you don't think you are.

how do i fix this? happens every time im with a girl and now i just want to give up

Find a decent girlfriend, grow into sex with confidence and a trusted partner. Don't fall for the one night stand meme, it's all a shitfest from there.

For me? There are two ways for me to cure it.

1) Actually get to know the girl and get comfortable around here. Sounds gay as fuck, but it's what works for me. If I'm in a relationship with a girl, and we're comfortable with each other to the point of being like friends, then there's no pressure on me when it's time to fuck. I also mention it to the girl that the anxiety may happen the first few times we fuck. If she's cool with it and understanding, then I never have any problems because there's no anxiety. After the initial 2 or 3 first fucks, I never have the difficulty again.

2) Get tipsy. Not black out drunk, but get enough liquor in you that you feel confident. It's helped me get through many one night stands.

This is why I never bothered with tinder. Most of them are only interested in fucking and that's just way too much pressure on me. I've done it before, and each time I have to get drunk to perform. Whereas if I'm in a relationship with a girl I actually like, I never have the anxiety issues.

Here are her tits

She is more bottomheavy

Leaving now bros

Good luck senpai, update the thread.

Don't worry you'll be about the 400th dick inside her

Those are actually really nice.

She's 41? Did she get a boob job or something? Either that or she never had kids.

Best of luck to you lad. Post greentext when the deed is done.

godspeed user. Britbong?

Don't worry if you get nervous, don't hold it in and just puke all over her. Women think that's so alpha

Those are some nice tits. Good luck, OP.

do it op, she looks good

TELL HER YOURE A VIRGIN! Cougars love that shit

Tell her IN PERSON, she's got some sort of mummy fetish going on already. She'll dig it and pressure's off.

>Should I do it?
Is this even a question?

FUCKIN' GO!!!!!!!!!
How are you even questioning this?
For fuck's sake, man....

Chicks take "pussy shaving" too seriously. They do the mons and labia majora but seemingly forget the rest. Gotta get that asshole too.

I believe in you! Raw dog all the way to pound town boi!

You better get some decent pics while you are there, OP. I think we need quality boobage.

Her body looks great for her age. If you don't greentext what happens, never return here again. Good luck, user.

OP here

Walking to her house

Dick is hard

She just sent me a pussy

It looks amazing

Its happening bros Im ready

DO IIIIIIT

have fun

A pic her pussy*

Cant post here cause dont aanna get banned

Will update afterwards

These guys get it. I get diamond hard around female friends who happen to be attractive. Other girls i coaxed into sex i cant get hard i just blame alcohol.

GO

God fucking speed user.

>She just sent me a pussy
What are you doing walking to her house, then? Just fuck it at the comfort of home!

Update us during the penetration

OP here

She just told me she's trans

falseflag more obviously

OP will surely deliver

OP here

Check these dubz

op here I love sucking cocks so her being trans is no issue desu senpai

...

holy kek

i wish someone notable was caught saying that on tape how hilarious would that be