Hey i have a Veeky Forums boyfriend now, he is also from Veeky Forums and went from skelly to buff...

Hey i have a Veeky Forums boyfriend now, he is also from Veeky Forums and went from skelly to buff. I never had a Veeky Forums boyfriend or just a fit guy. Somehow it feels intimidating to have a fit guy as your partner, can you give tips to me how to keep him and be a good girlfriend in general?

suck his dick everyday and cook and clean

you could be a 6/10 and 80% of guys would marry you if you had those stats

i dont suck dick sorry.

Enjoy being a spinster

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why would I suck dick every single day when He never goes down on me? Girls dont enjoy sucking dick. do you? didnt think so. There has to be other ways to keep a boyfriend not involving sex acts.

let him suck yours

Teach him how to make you squirt and you'll suck his dick

>Girls dont enjoy sucking dick. do you? didnt think so

Uuh yeah, who'd enjoy sucking dick, that's so gay. I'm all about the pussy bro, bring on the meat curtains.

Well I love eating my gf's pussy and she sucks my dick regularly. Maybe stop being a couple of weirdos and embrace your sexuality.

No, you won't be able to keep a boyfriend without performing "sex acts". That's a big part of the reason people are in relationships in the first place.

Suck his dick and make him eat your pussy. Other girls do suck dick and you're at a disadvantage if you don't.

Maybe if you're rich and it's an open relationship.

You can't beat his male friends in the stimulating conversation department.

Go on the pill and pay for his vasectomy just to be safe. Then, break up with him. A win-win for both.

Men have this thing, probably a foreign concept to you, called loyalty. Literally all you have to do is don't get fat, don't shut up shop, and be supportive of him and his goals.

>You can't beat his male friends in the stimulating conversation department.

Yep. The sooner you realize this the better.

i think i may be able to. Im not like most other girls.

Every girl says this.

Does he not arouse you? The way you phrased "sex acts" makes it sound like you're not.

She sounds like a fat tumblr user who somehow scored a Veeky Forums chubby chaser

You're exactly like every other girl. You're not unique, quirky or creative.

But that's ok, nobody expects nor wants you to be, just be NICE.

I like eating pussy just as much as having sex. I've literally cum just from doing that. And speaking from experience sucking dick ain't that bad either

Find you a man who will eat you out on the daily, they're out there. Or don't, it's your life t b h

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Karen wtf?? come down stairs now

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Very much this. The first thing op could do is stop calling it "sex acts". Sex is supposed to be fun yo

PLS B IN LONDON

Yea "she" is a troll

Definitely a "she"

>I like eating pussy just as much as having sex.
>I've literally cum just from doing that.

>Im not like most other girls.

That's a new one.

ROFL

There's no chance this isn't bait right? There's no fucking way.

I literally can't wrap my brain around some vacuous cunt complaining about hooking her attractive bf and then rejected the best and most obvious solution.

Ya blew it.

You had me going m8.