High test thread

if i can contribute nothing else to this board, i'm happy for it to be moose. and occasional lifting advice is fine.

moose is on cooldown.

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how to get moosegf? She's from the UK right? I'll move if I have too

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i'm the mooseposter, i'd have to say, you really have to get lucky. i dated a girl for 3 years, and she was really fit, did a few cycles, posted on reddit /fitness/ or whatever, and was really cool, played games, was nerdy, and seriously out of my league. the only thing i noticed was that when we'd come back from the gym, her sweat smelt like no females' i've ever encountered, and she did have a pretty swollen clit. but aaaayyy whatever, i had a fit gf and it was awesome. only broke up when i went into the service, should have wifed.

alright this is all i have.

skeletons pls leave

user, how are you posting on Veeky Forums if you're obviously literally blind?

>surfing
>want a bitch that's ganna look like a raisin when she hits the wall

Maybe for a one night stand, fuck dating surfer whores

High test?
youtube.com/watch?v=WO1aP_AtoJA

Sauce

iktf

I would give up gym time to go on island adventures with her

FFFFFFFFFFffffffugg I'm out of swipes

Who is grill?

That's just a fatty that knows which angle she looks good from.

I know a girl who is pretty much the face-double of Moose, only she's a porn actress/camgirl.

Can you show me?

Is this a Moose thread?

She's a face double mind, not a body double.

twitter.com/MishaMayfair?lang=en

moose doesn't look like a washed up porn skank though

I can see it.

She kinda does tho. Like if I just saw the face I could easily mistake this for Moose.

only superficially but you can visualize all the lightyears of dick that has passed between those lips from subtle facial features

I can't take it bros. She looks like my ex. FUCK

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Plz post more moose.

Is Moose /ourgirl/?

does she browse Veeky Forums

sounds more like bb.com to me

shay maria

fucking newfags

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holy cannoli

I'll post some NSFW, worth the ban.

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Not a face double, and an inability to distinguish faces is a sign of autism friendo.

really? even my ass and legs look better than hers. and i'm a male skelly

was worth to get rid of shitface (you)

Probably a younger guy. Young guys seem to be more tit oriented and only realise how important ass is later on.

Incredible. Thanks.

and yet I'm still here faggot.

I've run out of women who have high hip-waist-shoulder ratio and are not fat, unfortunately.

fugg those hips

They're big hips

4u

HIGH TEST

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Is that Alexa?

Sorry friend, OP seems to have titled the thread wrong. This is a thread for women preferred by high-test men, NOT for women who have higher test than men.

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same thing tbqh

olgachocolate on insta

Thanks brah

my gf has no shape. like a lego piece.

her face is beautiful but I still wanna fuck some THICC girl with big ass hips and behemoth tits.

I feel ya, my gf has smallish tits, her ass is average(fucking genetics), but I got her into oly lifting and the rest of her is bretty gud. Just waiting to cache in on dat ass. I still wanna feel some large tits though.

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sauce?
would lick every square centimetre of/10

moar

thicc gingers are the best

sauce girl on the right

thicc sucks to have sex with unless they have 100% perfect hygiene.
>take panties off, fucking skid marks/sweat marks/grossness

Trust me, thin tiny girls are so, so much better to sleep with.
>tfw I can manipulate her body and fuck her in literally any position.
Can't enjoyably do that with a 160lb thicc girl.

I'm sorry, I have no idea. These are just pics I've generally saved.

You're confusing thicc with fat mate. Hygiene is also a whole different topic.

thicc is a virgin meme. Who doesnt want some little cute you can tenderly choke as you fuck the shit out of her.

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post moar

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>>TFW no Veeky Forums gf with grapefruit tits

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10/10 would cycle with

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>tfw musclegirl fetishist

this fat whore is nasty, quit posting.

It's not so much a fetish is it?
unless you like the super roid gorls that don't look human let alone females.

You don't really want a gf like her. She's pretty as fuck but she's just another narcissistic insta roastie who loves herself just a little bit too much.

Lemme just say that you should always avoid long term dating any girl that posts as many pictures of herself as that.
I mean if you met a girl like her on the street without all the media whoring and titty shots you'd be damn right to snatch her up but this girl has outed herself. If she were getting paid to model it would be different but oh well.
It's a shame because she's fine as fuck.

Nor that it's a problem but I feel like all fitness youtube women have fake tits.....again not a problem I would certainly eat her ass and seed

those are nasty, that's when you ascend into the 2d plane for your fap material

2d is capable of things that aren't possible in real life.
this makes it both superior and worse than 3d

Moar