ITT: un/fit/ people you live with

Ha

my whole fucking family is fit

My brother and I share an apartment
>plays professional basketball for a couple months here and there
>works out for almost 3 hours everyday
>spends the rest of his day, still on his feet training and coaching kids
>always complains about his aches and pains yet still exercises every day with zeal

Dad
>goes on 2 hour walks with mummy
>then will go to planet fitness and do the elliptical for an hour
>eats nothing but salads because he used to be a fat fuck
>when he does order somethings thats not a salad he'll split it with mummy

Mom
>walks with day every day
>does a group exercise with a bunch of other moms
>is a teacher so shes on her feet most of the day
>eats nothing but salads n shit

I moved in with my gym/gaming buddy in a sweet apartment
He got a gf around that time:
>stopped going to gym
>stopped gaming
>gained 50lbs of pure fat
>knows a lot about nutrition but eats chicken nuggets for lunch almost every day
>says nothing interests him any more

Women are truly succubus. I want my buddy back :(

>>plays professional basketball for a couple months here and there
not sure you know what professional means, but i guess you guys are athletic not brainiacs

lmao that described my college roommate that I lived with for 2 years. I had to take him to the hospital for a kidney stone one time because all he did was drink sugary drinks and sit on his ass every day. never got fat tho

I apoligize for the snowflake post, I really do. But I want to post to congradulate my roommate in her 80's, Betty. She's an ancient Navajo lady who is sweet and honest beyond belief. Has not even so much as taken an Advil her entire life, never touched alcohol, and ran intense amounts of cardio her whole life. Raised sone great people on no money almost. She still works some part time jobs to save up to live on the reservation for chunks of time. She's been a great roommate, and was the best roommate and coworker I ever had.

Think of Betty.

He plays "professional" basketball overseas in Europe and South America. He comes home when the season ends when they don't need him anymore

shouldve clarified that

And yea were not super bright. My dad got lucky as a businessman because he was the only dude in the state selling pacemakers.

All my brother and I know are athletics because our dad pushed it on us so far. Now im stuggling in graduate school because I never developed a passion for anything but lifting and vidya

5'7 detected

So you're saying you are the unfit one?

I was friends with a girl like this

>Obese. Probably morbidly
>Her knees can't take the weight anymore
>Loves Indian food
>Eats take aways every week and junk food during the week
>Drinks nearly every weekend.
>Complete slut
>Riding guys of tinder every weekend
>Will do anything or let them do anything to her
>Wants guys to be 6ft+ and ottermode while she is massively obese

Don't know how she gets the D all the time but she thinks she is hot.

nothing wrong with chicken nuggies

> tfw I'm 5'2"

Tbqh with you famalam, don't really give too much about my height.

tbqh id probably fuck her lmao

>nothing wrong with Processed breaded food
whev buddy

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how the fuck does one get fat off indian food, I've never understood it as a second gen indian kid

it's so fucking easy to make stuff oil/cream/butter free/lite if you want and it still tastes the exact same in almost all dishes.
only real danger is our sweets, they're basically very simple ghee/sugar/spice/nut combos so they add up fast. but you're an adult, not a child, get over your fucking sweet tooth.
just replace fats with mild nonfat yoghurt (homemade if you're brown, too) to get the same creaminess and moderated flavour.

10 mcnuggers is 29.5 g of fat, albeit 22g of protein

don't eat that shit regularly dawg

or learn to bread them and oven bake instead of deep frying

Pics?

>New Housemate moved in 1.5 years ago
>Kinda chubby guy but seems likeable
>Find him on Facebook, a year beforehand he had been pretty skinny, wondered what happened
>He moves in and quits his job, says he wants a new career, we all encourage him
>Instead he gets on welfare
>Eats takeaway every night
>Just sits in his room eating takeaway watching anime and reality tv
>Locked away in his room, but we gather that his sleep cycle has decayed
>One night I come home from clubbing at 4am and I bump into him as hes coming home from McDonalds
>Was it dinner, breakfast lunch for him? I don't know
>He made a change and ordered pre-prepared food
>Only eats that now because its healthy
>Throws away the salads in the packaged meals
>I only see him every few days when we bump into each other
>He keeps saying hes job searching, but hes getting no leads
>Its been 1.5 years and nothing has changed in his life

Like he pays rent and we don't really notice him at all. I host parties and he never complains. Its kinda like having a ghost in the house but still. I can't support his lifestyle, any tips to get him to actually live his life? Trying to encourage him has done nothing.

My roommate's a fucking slob that hoards dishes and rotting food in her room. She fishes for compliments by bringing up how ugly and fat she is almost every time I see her. I can't wait till I fucking move.

Come on chad give him a break

ye theres a maccas right next to my gym, i dont go too often but i dont mind we some 20 chicken nugger with sweet and sour sauce

Easy for you to say Mr. Devito, you've got your TV and movie career to fall back on.

When he goes home for the holidays track him to get to his family. Break into his house and take them all hostage, you will have to steal all the valuables as a cover.

When your ready to leave, start executing his family members one by one. When you get to him, say "you look dead already you fat piece of shit". Then cut his face from the top of his forehead down to his chin.

He will need a few months to recover, but this will surely be the jump start he needs to do something with his life.

Funnily enough I have met his mum on a few occasions. She is far more willingly to engage in conversation than her NEET spawn. But from what I gathered she has a bit of an aging hippy vibe so I can imagine that might have something to do with her kid. She'd be telling him 'Don't worry about your complete lack of direction and motivation for life, the universe will make things good when the time comes'.

No. I hate sad cunts who are squandering the one chance at life we all have.

>Says the guy posting on a Estonian Angler fishing forum hurhur

>thinks NBA is only league that is proffesional
>doesnt realise there are tier 2 and tier 3 leagues all over the world (including US) where you can get paid 50k-200k/year to play

mother of all keks

>tfw roommate got inspired to start lifting because of living with me

I assume it's westernised Indian food that's made to be really high calorie take aways like Chinese food is.

>Move in to new place
>Gain new housemates
>One is a G cupped gaelic goddess
>She just getting chubbier
>that'snotrealthick.jpg
>We start doing Couch to 5k (wew lad)
>She starts counting calories, eats 1500 cal per day
>She's getting there
>Breaks up with bf
>Get in to healthy lifestyle HARDCORE
>Her mother is so proud, keeps showing me her old photos
>They get back together after two months
>Two years later she's morbidly obese and engaged

I'm not even surprised tbqh.

5'7 here can confirm. I was friends with a guy that was just an inch shorter than me that everyone thought was too short and compensating for it. Pretty funny because I'm like half and inch taller and they don't even notice.

they do notice lmao... well if they can even see you that is

> if you're under 5'6, the rope is your best option

5'5.5, I kid you not. Fuck the rope. Rope is for hanging my enemies and lashing their women as they lament for not wanting me D.

lewl.

2nd gen swole as a muthfuka roiding indian reporting in.

India has some pretty bad demographics for obesity. Majority of Indian food is not healthy nor do the people know anything about nutrition.

80% of my relatives are at the very least over weight. Its sickening.

Asians on the other hand, Japan, they know whats up in regards to nutrition.

>tfw this is happening with one morbidly obese and one skinnyfat housemate of mine

>tfw moving in with me may have changed their lives

feelsgoodman.jpg

>only likes BBC
tell her that BBC is a myth promoted by jewish owned porn and Hollywood. average black guy doesn't have a big Dick Just like an average white guy doesn't have a small Dick

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My roomie literally eats fast food and/or pizza every fucking day. I never saw him buy anything remotely similar in shape and form to vegetables.
I made fun of him jokingly, by calling him a Connaisseur and now I think he hates me cause he had this rant about how I look down on him blabla. Lol
Guess I shouldnt have said anything aloud

like pottery

Same here brah. My skeleton roommate has started SL after seeing me progress and grow. Mired me after a shower now he's sold

t. Tiny dicked khv alt right

Nice cope fag, dosen't change the fact that we BLACKING all your women does it tho?

male nurse here, I've seen a ton of dicks (no homo) its basically a bell curve desu. Except for asians, those niggas are fucked.

>coalburners are fat and obnoxious
BREAKING NEWS!

>Flatmate is 130kg 5'6 grill
>Constantly complaining about her weight related medical issues.
>"I'm concerned you're going to become anorexic user"
>Stole my Timtams and my drinking chocolate

Somehow she has a nice boyfriend.

>Except for asians, those niggas are fucked.

That's why I have MD status.

Don't you have some patients anus to wipe?

Indian immigrant housemates
Start coming gym with me to lose weight
Fulfil every stereotype they could
Jeans, polo shirt, machine only
They come home from shopping one day
With a protein shake

It's mass 1000 calories a scoop
I don't tell them how bad they fucked up
they stop going gym after one month because of lack of progress

What if I am 5'6?

Oh hey Elliot

Is "drinking chocolate" foreign for "chocolate milk"?

>mfw this user is living with a high test goddess and dares to complain

Some people just have it too good.

Your mom eats shit user?

what ya going to do about it gobshite m8y?

My parents are obese, Im pretty indifferent I mean it's their body, they're choosing to be ugly and die early when they watch me eat clean.

Nuggies

I'm living only with my Mom.

She's old, but has amazing health, pretty much the healthiest person from her side of the family. She's fat, but always does a ton of stuff, so she doesn't gain weight as much as she should.

Tried making her drop it by going on walks with her, she even read the sticky from Veeky Forums so she could understand the whole proteins vs carbs vs fats. She still eats sweets and bullshits that she's too old, even stopped going for walks.

I'm not trying to lose weight by myself, just to show her it works, so maybe she'll try it too.

male roommate no1
>dyel as fuck
>almost never at home
>eats exclusively instant noodles
>drinks a shitload of soda
>definitely likeable

male roommate no2
>dyel af
>sometimes eats oats though
>hell of a stoner
>invites friends a little too often
>spends a lot of time at home
>likeable

female roommate
>used to have problems with weight, still a bit chubby
>tries to eat "healthy" stuff
>probably hates me, dunno why
>doesn't clean her shitstains from the toilet

Fat slobs at work suddenly asked me if i like the way bikini fitness girls look. I said theyre just a bit too skinny and look amazing in the offseason. They took this as "he likes fat girls like us"

I'm 5'7.5"
I've slept with 30 women so far, and am currently exchanging nudes with a HS girl who is 18. She will be my 31st when she visits me again for our second date.

Confidence, real confidence not fake confidence, is key. Honesty, discipline, and a good heart goes a long way.
Also I have big dick, cant tell you how many times ive heard a girl say "wow, how did you do that? I've never came just by having sex before"

That being said I live in a part of canada where people are, on average, short. most women are still shorter/as tall as me.

As long as you don't mind us BLEACHING all non getho black qts you can have those whores

>move in with two friends from high school days
>Roomie a is already a good friend, play vidya together and used to lift together
>Roomie b i havent seen since high school, still a good dude
>Roomie a and i start our lifting routine again, eating good, while roomie b is pretty skinny and eats frozen pizza and shit and doesnt cook
>Our enthusiasm gets to him, starts to cook more and started going to the gym last week
>Still only for staying healthy because he "doesnt want to pump up like a meathead"

Still very happy about the situation

Also theres this fat fuck in one of my courses who is always sweaty, breathing heavy and drinks chocolate milk all day and thinks hes strong because he does karate.
Also a massive weeb. Acts condescending towards me and my friends' knowledge about nutrition and sports

>litteral muh dik
lmao

Your average Veeky Forumsizen

>not being a huge weeb who knows karate, nutrition, AND lifting

He's doing it so fucking wrong, he doesn't even know

You might like this trick I learned recently. Eat her out until shes close then stop and start fucking her, if shes close enough she will cum from the insertion. Ive only done it a few times but the reactions pretty good

>>doesn't clean her shitstains from the toilet
worst fucking people ever holy shit tell her to kill herself from me

Hey roomie, don't let what I'm about to say make this awkward, but one of my friends on my Autism, Alcoholism, and Anxiety, online support group who on rare occasions mention lifting, said he hates you.
I wouldn't worry though, he looks dyel.

anybody here got a based mum?

>55, 5'9, visible ab definition
>lifts light babyweights every morning, typical meme 'toning' but has been consistent for a decade
>titty cancer survivor, 60% chance of death within a year, currently in remission for 3 years
>walks 2x german shepherd doggos for an more than an hour high intensity every day through trails and bushland
>earns $100k+ AUD (75k usd)
>leadership position
>always fed me well growing up, forced me to do sports, shamed me heavily when i got the slightest bit skinnyfat
>was one of the main reasons i started lifting

truly based woman, falls for some mom science here and there but is generally fairly intelligent.

tfw will probably only be half the man my based mummy is

only about 6 percent of hwhite wimminz mix Jamal yours BBC fantasies wont increase that number

Doesn't bother me that much tbqhf.

> have housemate
> lectures me on biochemistry most nights
> takes loads of supplements
> "you should buy this product because it was from natural super bees in the himalayas."
> researches everything, buys the products
> "swimming is bad for you, you should go to this specific shop 90 miles away and be assessed for running trainers"
> gets stoned and browses reddit literally everyday
> occasionally goes for a 20 minute run and throws a 16kg kettle bell around for 10 minutes.
> zero gains in the year I've lived with him.
> constantly looks like he's dying

I go to the gym, lift heavy and eat. As a result I've gained. He still won't shut up.

I don't buy into the manlet meme but I'm 6'1 and he's something like 5'7.

>implying anyone wants tiny whiteboi dicks

Something in your story doesnt add up and i assume its that she isnt obese at all and you're just hugely bitter that she rejected you. Post her pic.

>> zero gains in the year I've lived with him.
>> constantly looks like he's dying

made me kek.

room mate for last year and a half
>dyel bc many health diseases
>probably will die before 40 bc of them
>Don't give a shit bc he's nihilist and doesn't care either
>still doesn't have a light in his room aside from laptop screen
>sheds hair
>toilet always has hair on it
>never cleans his fucking dishes bc "why clean them if they are going to get dirty again"
>lots of obvious depression and self-hate
>scares women off 99% of the time
>When I see him down I just fuck with him more bc I know he's too nihilist to an hero

Great guy to get drunk and play vidya with tho. Also pretty knowledgeable guy so conversation is never bland.

those aren't bad macros as long as you don't eat the corn syrup sauce with them

no it's like powder you put in milk to make it chocolaty

>Live in apartment complex
>my neighbour
>my fuckin neighbour
>someone needs to just shoot this guy, just fuckin end him
>pale, like blindingly white
>lost about half his hair and mostly on one side
>some kind of wispy ass curly pubes are growing on some parts of his face
>his whole head looks like a weird ass bowling ball
>fat as hell
>just fuckin dumpy, plus he leads with his belly to the point that he actually leans back a little when he fuckin walks
>NO muscle tone, none, fuckin poke his calf and his neck wobbles
>shit eating fuckin vacant fuckin grin
>sloppy clothes i swear he rocked the same spaghetti stain for about a month one time
>rheumy, weepy eyes
>high voice like no balls whatsoever
>people visibly shudder after he passes by
>someone seriously just needs to incinerate this man
>i don't think he'd even protest, just lead him into the fuckin oven with some calming words and just end him

>cool guys but I'm about 3 inches taller than A and an inch taller than B.
>I'm only 5'10" holy shit kms
>As GF mentioned A is 5'10"asks B who is clearly taller his height
>B says that HE is five ten
>She knows something is up... Asks how tall I am.
>Say 5'9" (I once measured at the end of the day and it was just under 5'10" but didn't tell them)
>Raging debate about how tall everyone is
>We all pull our I.D.s
>A's says 5'11" B's says 5'10"... Mine says 5'8"
>A's GF face when

My roommate doesn't have high standards from dudes apart from height. The only thing she does want is a tall guy.

IDC about height. I'd be fine dating a guy that was like 5'7. I'm more focused on overall being.

> Mentioned my 2 worst attributes
No hope

Sounds tough for him desu, easy to look after yourself when you aren't diseased from the start

nuggies are objectively better
dont talk to me or my wifes nuggies ever again

My pops changed like crazy these last 3 years
>life devoted to medical research
>bikes to work each day, rain, shine or snow.
>only one car in family, and exercise is good.
>when not at work or having dinner, is in bed working with laptop
>biking wasn't enough to counteract bed-working.
>gets diagnosed with Sarcoidosis
>lungs are shit now, has to take heavy medication
>10 fatty pills a week
>says fuck that, I have a theory
>concludes that by working out, his immune system will be on high alert at all times and fight off the disease
>sets up home gym, and circuit workout
>100 punches to punching bag
>30 reps 135 bench
>30 bodyweight squats (to help when he's old and needs to shower)
>does 5 sets of this every day
>has dropped medication down to 3 pills every 2 weeks.
>massive upper body
>remains alpha of the house

Lifting with the old man during breaks from uni is always a fun time.

>tfw no lifting dad

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Congrats user, she made it, and gave you olympian brain and body genes. Don't fail her by not passing them on.

Similar experience.

I'm a guy go out with long time best friend whose single - as friends. Keeps talking about her ex and his 'small' penis.

This girl is short, a chub, has flabby breasts. Her physique is resembles and upright turtle.
Sure the guy could have been a dick but acting like his dick was the reason she broke up with him was a major turn off for me.

I'm rocking a 5.2inch erect so basically just dropped the relationship idea with her. She kept beckoning why I wasn't in touch with her but it was too risky trying something and then just being ridiculed by her/friends.

Oddly enough the girls I've been with haven't complained can't comment on what they're thinking but whatever, nothing I can change.

> sister is a D1 athlete on the rowing team
> she and her teammates flipped their boat on accident the other day
> she's a vegetarian so she never gets protein
> she kind of has amy schumer face, as much as it pains me to insult her like that
> she eats ice cream after workouts
> when she visits my mom sends her back to college with cookies
> surprisingly all other womens athletes are just as undedicated as her so she's near the top of the pack
> she gets 100's of dollars worth of free athletic gear all the time from under armor, nike, etc.. just cuz muh Title9 funding
Meanwhile I'm not going to college and am hopefully going to die at age 30 from PEDs or else I'll have to figure out how not to kill myself in another way

If a girl says she broke up with a guy over his penis size. Then that's clearly an excuse. She's hiding something. Really.

I wish my parents were athletic. They live off Trader Joe's microwave dinners and diet coke. The aspartame and booze has made my father literally retarded. He does 5ks but nobody wants a father who runs. My friends had fathers that almost went pro football or qualified for prestigious bike races meanwhile my father drank my grandfather's fortune away and never worked out.

>If a girl says she broke up with a guy over his penis size. Then that's clearly an excuse. She's hiding something. Really.

I've known her throughout high school. She's even finished her law degree but her personality has taken a turn for the worst. I can't stand it to be honest.

Constantly self absorbed, we were catching up after work and all she did was trash talk her ex BF, and take selfies of herself - without me lol.

She even trash talked all the pretty girls who put her down over the years and was very proud that she finished law and they were clearly beneath her.

Good for her, I would feel great if I succeeded and people who were cruel to me fell behind but why the need to gloat about.

Anyway people are odd, good personalities change over time sometimes for the worst.