You don't actually have autism

This may be hard to believe, but you're actually good with women, but you are distracted. Once you realize women are more then a pair of tits and ass and treat them like the shitty person they actually are, youll start sleeping with them.

Also it helps to lift.

>t. Guy who just got out the friend zone

Fellas, imagine... to date a girl like this... to cup her body in your hand and kiss hers.. divine, no?

>>t. Guy who just got out the friend zone
after she rode Chad's cock carousel? Yeah, you're not impressing anyone.

This comment is so true nowadays it's sad. Pick them when they're young and stupid. High school is built for prime wife material

Sadly the way society is set up, many girls would have rode that ride. That's why you don't put the pussy on a pedestal, and she respects you more, but in turn you'll have more confidence and respect in yourself.

Think about it like this, you'd slide down all the Stacy waterslides if you could wouldn't you?

It is the truth. It's in your genetics. Just convince yourself that you're not autistic (even if it's a lie) and it will works wonder. Read on autosuggestion. Worked for a friend. (I swear it's not me)

Guys society is fucked and the power between women and men has shifted. Take control of your desires and urges and walk your own path, men and women will follow. Sleep with each as you chose.

Bump

As of now I'm driven by being bitter,angry, and lonely and I'm afraid if I had companionship I'd lose my drive to push forward

yes, all the relationships that develop in high school is for life

you're fucking retarded

u gay brah

>Once you realize women are more then a pair of tits and ass and treat them like the shitty person they actually are,

We may not have autism but you do.

>wanting to be married have a long lasting gf

you mad brehs? women are for fuck and dump only, other than that, you are betas

>not treating women like a group of holes to be filled
Take my advice here, and treat women like they're not worth your time. They'll start desperately wanting your approval and trying to get you. Then you'll realize that they actually aren't worth your time and you'll simply refuse to talk to them because you genuinely don't want to.

so many cucks ITT

fuck women in your 20's and marry one when you're 26-30 years old. Make sure she's fresh out of high school or in college.

...

This is what women want

>tfw fell in love with beatiful qt girl in college
>she's the female version of me
>quiet, relaxed, observant, kinda leaning towards a sociopath
>we have so much in common its worrying
>but we get along perfectly
>feels she gives me are some i have never experienced before
>we went out for walks, we would talk for hours in college, laughing having fun
>but she had a boyfriend
>she mentioned how cheating in a relationship is something she would never do
>but we had mad chemistry
>i didnt care about her boyfriend because just spending time with her was giving me butterflies
>but i wanted to have her
>stuck around and she left her boyfriend
>we got together and now she's my gf
>the past 4 months have been the happiest in my life

No way bro. I plan on fucking them only until I am at least 40 and rich, then getting married and having like 4 kids. If you are in shape and rich, from being lifelong bachelor, it should be easy. Getting married in your 20's as a man... way to waste your prime years.

Not him but i think 40 is extreme,20s is definitely not that great but i'd say 30s is where it's at,you don't want to be too old by the time your kids grow up

this

kinda surprised she didnt at least suck your dick my dude

Why is 40 extreme? We only think 40 is that old because 99% of people take no care of themselves and age horribly. When i'm 40 I plan on being fitter and stronger than I am now.

>lost his virginity and now he thinks he's a slayer
lmao

>High school is built for prime wife material

This is the dream brahs. Still hitting relatively prime pussy at 76, and this guy lost his hair at 19.

The way you phrased it makes it sound as if I would be kissing her hand.
Not hot

Do you not work out at the library?

>You don't actually have autism
the doctors said I do, I get money from the government saying I do, so I mean...

if they say the wouldn't cheat they usually are the ones that end up cheating so i'd be careful,also where you from?

riiiight and im not actually a self-hating failure of a man

>gets victimized
>owns it

Man up, get healthy, and start taking responsibility for yourself or you'll never make it.

Fucking sickening, actually gagged IRL.

When will you faggots learn that women are inherently ugly and about as far from "divine" as one could get.

Woman = SOIL, FILTH

Someone was mean too you again user? Mommy didn't love you?

somebody fell for the jerks get all the girls meme.

they may get more girls but they're sluts and they're never truly happy.

give me a church girl who is a traditionalist.

...

As a general rule with few exceptions do not marry anyone you started dating in high school or is fresh out of high school. That is a one way ticket to diverceville and support payments for however many years.

Fuck a lot of people in your early 20s and don't worry too much. Marry your best friend. in your late 20s.

>marriage
>ever
you amerilards are funny

>>she mentioned how cheating in a relationship is something she would never do
this means she wanted to fuck you but didn't want to leave her boyfriend

No, Hansen.
There are no barely out of highschool boys for you to cheat on your wife with here.

this goes 100% against the science on this subject

the number of partners you have had before you commit to a marriage decreases your chances of long term success DRASTICALLY

already after just 2 previous partners the success rate drops to just 40%, then its even more downhill form there with like 20% success if you had 6 previous partners

all makes perfect sense too.. people who blame others for their failures will of course keep failing instead of being rational and solving the problems they might have together

Kek. My girlfriend has an ass and body like that.

Shits cash. Will never not date a qt3.14 8/10 smart architect again.

I'm distracted by not giving a fuck.

Chad's dont seem to mind tho

Why the negativity, why not just consider yourself another Chad instead

Ill take someone who knows how to ride a cock over someone you have to tell to mind her teeth

this is so much true

all of them are sluts, jerks at least have the balls to walk away when they get bitchin'

you fell for the
>if im a nice guy girlz wont cuck me
meme, enjoy being a cuck

Tight little brappy mama

She's pretty flat, her ass is just facing the camera and she's playing with perspective

why are you giving advice that gets dudes friend zoned?

He gonna fuck her doggy style. She got on her knees and bent over in front of him. Her ass hole and pussy a glorious view.

He then let out a tortured scream.

One of her knees was on his balls. Very saggy balls.

If you are old and have a long saggy ball sack watch out for this. It might effect your testosterone levels. - see fitness related

Right now, your oneitis is in a Skype call with Chad. He doesn't often pick up, but tonight he's in a good mood after hitting the ganja, so he decided to give the love of your life a few minutes in his presence. They talk for a while, your oneitis gazing into the webcam lens, her eyes shining a look she has never given to you, utterly entranced by Chad's face.

The conversation turns to you, and how you orbit her so much:
>Chad: Hahaah Ohh Fuuck. He actua-
>Her: Hahaha! stop! hahaha oh my g-
>Chad: He thinks you actually like him ba-
>Her: AHAHAHA CHAD STOP IT!
>Chad:Biiitch laughs it's funny! haha
>Her: can't contain her laughter anymore I.. I know ahaha.. I know laughs uncontrollably
>Chad: I mean seriously he thinks he has a chance *giggle*
>Her: laughs even more
After five minutes they stop, still chuckling to themselves occasionally. She looks up, nervous but full of happiness :
>Oh Chad, I think I like you..."
>Chad:Whaaat hahaha. I mean you're cool and all but shiiiet.. Hahaaa
>Chad: phone starts ringing Yo I gotta go.. Was cool talking though
Chad takes another hit, then hangs up without waiting for a response.
Your oneitis sits there, feeling a mixture of emotions. On one hand Chad has rejected her, but she's still relishing the moments she spent with him. Because to her, getting rejected by Chad is infinitely more valuable than being wined and dined by you.

I disagree with this
Started lifting to get girls and was akward as fuck, got a gf while being beta and kept the relationships rolling until i hit 26 then i hit the brick wall for no reason

Im in better shape, better hair, better education, better job and everything is better but my dating life sucks major ass
Girls are always either permataken or underage so its quite hard to get laid with those layouts

It's so overrated. I had a 10/10 stripper giving me and my mates a dance over in Bulgaria and they get pretty physical over there. I felt up her ass, tits, legs and every other part of her body as much as I liked. Sure I didn't fuck her but as close as you can get to any form of sex (yes she was completely nude).

You will realize it's not some heavinly feeling. Sure you're diamond hard and you can't stop feeling her up but it's really just human skin and flesh. It's softer and squisher than your own but it's still just flesh. It's not magic. Of course I assume doing it with your gf is entirely different and actually having sex with them feels amazing but what you described... meh.

Award for the dumbest fucking statement goes to you. What else would they say you dumbass? Are you implying the ones who state they would cheat are actually the pure ones who will not stray?

>quiet, relaxed, observant, kinda leaning towards a sociopath

No shit just touching a girl and not fucking her sucks you fucking autist.

Is there a reverse strawman for insecure femanons? Like Ashley or something?

Sounds like your just boring. Girls like excitement not some boring stick up his ass. Lighten up and be more sexual.

Stacy?

Or maybe im not confident enough? thats one of the two standard reasons guys are having trouble right?
And this helps me with the "all girls are taken" problem...how exactly?

Lack of confidence goes hand in hand with being boring.

Also girls often say they're taken if they're uninterested, and plenty of sluts just date 'filler' guys until someone they actually like comes along.

...

Wow they really commit to the bit then since they have a dude on standby ready to sell the whole deal

Also doesnt explain why when i was more boring and just played vidya every weekend i had a gf, and when i just worked every weekend i also had a gf

I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm not trying to sell you anything, but since you're the type to ask for help and then bitch because you don't get the answer you're hoping for, you can go fuck yourself.

>you can go fuck yourself.
I was planning to, thanks

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded. Try acting more your age. You're 26 now it's expected of you.

Any other Chads here?

What do you guy think about this. Whenever I talk to a girl with a bf about their bf they immediatly start distancing themselves from their bf. Doesn't fucking matter if they are engaged, living together or married. They try to rationalise the possible cheating and betraying before I even make a move. For example they start to say that they would go for someone better if that guy wanted to. Or that they could just leave their place and go back to live with their mom if she liked someone else. Once a newly wed told me that she regretted she was married, I saw them together the day before and they looked madly in love, and she now couldn't fuck me without feeling guilty. The guilt didn't stop her thou. This saturday an old friend with a fucking kid said to me that she wouldn't mind to raise her kid on her own if her bf found out she cheated. I asked her if she cheated on him. "Not yet". She didn't even stop for one second to think about what her bf would feel about this when she started sucking my dick.

I've experienced this and saw this so many times. A girl does not thinj twice about the repurcusions og cheating if a superior male wants her. They will just cheat and then do everything in their mind to rationalise their actions. They are not logical, they live in the moment, they do what they feel.

After you fuck a certain amount of girls with partners you just lose all faith in finding a loyal gf. Even good looking guys with 6 figures salaries get cheated on. I'm just going to keep fucking every hot girl I can till I'm in my mid 30's and then find a sweet gullible, naive 18 yo to let me bear my children.

Good advice.

Taken girls are not taken. If you are superior to their girls you can take her away from him if you are interesting and not boring.

And what the other user said does explain why you did have a gf and you dont now.

You were the "filler" guy. She was just using you untill she found someone better.

Thank you sherlock.

God why are people here so bad with girls

>God why are people here so bad with girls
Is that what that means?
I had a girl at work a few weeks back tell me she wouldnt hook up with someone at work, what does that mean?

>a sweet gullible, naive 18 yo to let me bear my children.
what makes you think she won't cheat?

I don't have autism but I'm too beta since I'm still a virgin at 25
I could have get pussy since I'm 18 but I always sperg out when the girl start to show interest or ask me to go eat/drink something together
I should just go fuck a whore and stop being a faggot

Probably because hes LARPing and doesn't know that the young, innocent ones are the biggest sluts.

>If you are superior to their girls you can take her away from him if you are interesting and not boring.
>being a fucking cunt

She will, but will probably feel shame after.

>the young, innocent ones are the biggest sluts.
Wonderful news then?
Pretty and slutty, what more do you want from a girl?

as a girl i'll just say this - every girl will cheat on you. for you, there is and will be no other way. sorry.

No idea, I love slutty girls. Nothing better than a girls who begs for your cock and loves being thrown around, especially if they have that innocent look.

Yes but what does this mean for ME
I know she will hook up because girls always say shit like "Im never gonna date again, fuck men, they are pigs" and then two days later they have moved in with their boyfriend they met earlier that day

I wont care if she does. Like I said, women cheat. Get over it.

Being a cunt to your standards. You have wolves and sheep in the world. You being a sour sheep wont make other guys who are doing better than you any less of a wolf. We count on it that you stay gullible and sour. Makes our job easier.

This guy gets it.

>as a girl i'll just say this
0/10

Hell yes, preferably petite ones as well. thats just the best

>Makes our job easier.
You, i fucking like you
Someone has to lose and its not gonna be me who gets cucked

I don't know you man; maybe it means you have a shot?

but if she had no ass or tits I wouldn't wanna fuck her.

>Being a cunt to your standards. You have wolves and sheep in the world. You being a sour sheep wont make other guys who are doing better than you any less of a wolf. We count on it that you stay gullible and sour. Makes our job easier.
Get a load of this internet tough guy.
Literally most people would agree with me that "stealing" somebody's partner is a cunty thing to do and you need to hang yourself Mr.Tough Goyim

Women dont know what they want or think. She said that she doesn't hook up at work for one of 2 reasons. She doesn't fucking lije you and wants you to back off but does it nicely to spare your feelings. Or she said it because she does like you but she wants you to think of her as primetime gf-material and she knows that guys dont gf an easy slut and that it's the normal and good thing to not hook up with co-workers. So she says it to look like a good girl with values that isn't easy and wont just fuck anyone.

Honestly if you have a chance with a girl you should've already know it unless you are literally autistic.

How do you come to terms with girls being what they are? The thing I value the most is integrity, which the majority of girls (and people in general) seem to lack.
My break up made me learn it the hard way but I just can't come to terms with it. As if I was fed a fairy tale about love my whole life. Mind you, I kissed and had sex with my first girlfriend this year at 23 because of being asocial my whole life so I'm quite late to the party.
But I'm real confused as to how things work.

>most people would agree with me that "stealing" somebody's partner is a cunty thing to do
Nobody is arguing that its not, he admits its a wolf or sheep thing so it speaks loads to his mentality

it is shitty but the reality of the situation is that girls who want a partner and are mentally stable enough to have a relationship always already have one
Girls monkey branch from one guy to the next, its nothing strange to "save" a girl from a failing relationship.
Sure some day she could get "saved" from you as well but this is the price you pay if you want a relationship

Exactly, most people would, wouldn't they?
I'm not most people and I dont care what most people think. That's exactly why I do alot better than most people.

Did I hurt your feelings? Did you get cucked and are now mad? Get over it or deal with it, whatever you do stop being such a pussy.

Veeky Forumss autism levels seem to have spiked in the last days
>10/10 stripper
choose one

>Honestly if you have a chance with a girl you should've already know it unless you are literally autistic.
I might be, she was the one who brought it up and talked about how her ass workouts are going and aobut her new boob implants

Ive barely talked to the girl since she started, i got other stuff to deal with so just thought it was fun to see what Veeky Forums thought of it

You have a chance and you can defo get her. She sounds like good fuck material. Very vein and puts alot of emphasis on her own worth on how she looks. In other, words she seeks approval from men by fucking them. Gl.

*this is what men want

10/10 goal body, if i looked like that, i wouldn't even care if i was a virgin and single. I'd just go full monk mode.

If you say so, nothing is lower on my list of things to do right now though
good talk user, good night

Well you already are coming to terms with it user. You already know the reality. This takes time and is hard to accept but. You're whole life you've been living a lie, which isn't your fault, and lije you said you value integrity the most. Learning that all this time it was a lie and what you value the most almost doesn't exist hurts.

There is a reason why they say time, heals all wounds. Just learn from it and adapt, dont let it cripple you.

Thanks man, I hope I'll get over it. Reality is just sad.

Lost of people on here are just LARPers and angry virgins. Women don't cheat anymore than men do.

>Once you realize women are more then a pair of tits and ass
>youll start sleeping with them

you guys think asking girls out at the gym ever works? or is it usually a wipe?