Mirin thread?

it's pounds, but thats still pretty good right

no
kys
benching under 3pl8 is not pretty good

by not being a glutton?

>115
bro my 5x5 progression is 120# right now but no, not mirin.

Doesn't mean you shouldn't try to use your winning personality and talk to her though :)

this new qt in a different dept at work has been mirin super hard for the past month but I'm transfering in two months to another state and coming up with a million excuses to ignore it and do nothing.

>by being Supreme King of Manlets
FTFY

>with dad in Barca for second time last friday
>get in tourbus for north route of the city (last time took South route)
>Recognize qt catalan tour guide from last year
>Dont say shit because she obviously wouldnt remember cause she sees faces daily
>No two seats available
>give dad Seat and stand next to him
>QT catalan tourguide tells me I have to sit
>Shrug and sit where Im standing, get a few laughs from other Passengers and tour guide
>Tell her I need parential guidance as a joke and cant leave my dads side
>She giggles and points me to a Seat next to An older Aussie lady like one Seat behind hers
>Proceed bants with tourguide and old Aussie lady, tour guide keeps making cracks at me
>Tell old Aussie lady she was mean to me last year too (a joke)
>Tour guide asks what she did last year
>Dad is older and I wanted to club but had no one to go with
>Told her Ill share and forgive if shes willing to give me a tour of the city at night
>She agrees
>Exchange numbers
>meet when shes off shift and go clubbing with her Friends
>Nice people
>Mad flirting with tour guide, text dad Ill be back at the hotel early in the morning
>She takes me to her place
>We fug :DD, arms back and chest constantly catching her nails
>Passionate sex, lots of movement, use functional strength to toss her around a bit
>Shes loving it
>Afterwards says all guys here are either Skinny or fat (true) and that Im built and strong AF (Im not) and is constantly still touching me
>Spend the rest of the night sharing stories and bashing Spanish people while cuddling
>Go back to hotel next morning
>Dad high fives me
>Prepare for flight back
>Never kept to my end of the deal

Barcelona is fucking amazing and old Aussie ladies are top tier

>Get home and realise how much I enjoyed the cuddling and get tfw no GF
>Mfw

>Old Aussie ladies are top tier wingmen*

>be me
>be doing squats
>finish a set
>see a cutie on a treadmill looking at me
>maintain eye contact
>she maintains eye contact
>i'm not going to look away first
>end up looking at each other for ~7 seconds

>mutual autism

delete this

not saying
>these are muscles, not tits while flexing them

> new blonde qt (about 5ft7) joined together with all the NYRS
> she's one of the few who've stayed
> she's already fit but does cardio every day when I'm there
> turns out she has bf, he's there once a week
> absolute dyel and 5ft7 as well
> learn she's 24 (same as me) and he's 32
> qt blonde is wearing light grey leggings
> insane camel toe, I make eye contact with both her and her clit
> work really hard to not look at her more and do my sets
> she's constantly staring with a completely blank face
> go to do cable flies at the end
> couple goes to leg press machine right in front of me
> qt does some light leg presses for 10 reps, good form
> dyel bf adds like 200 more pounds and goes for quarter reps
> but the worst part, my fucking god
> he locks out his knees violently at every single rep
> mfw can see his knees almost bend the wrong way
> can't unsee the videos that have been here recently, plus the old one with the lady
> my knees even start hurting just from seeing it
> consider giving him some tips or just showing him the video
> walk over to them, I see he's wearing fucking lifting gloves @leg day
> decide I can't save this retard, I'm gonna let darwinism take care of this one
> tell reception bro about the whole deal
> he agrees we can't save him, if it's not gonna be his knees snapping its gonna be something else

I'm pretty sure the blonde is mirin, I've been lifting for 2 years and am already the biggest in my gym (my whole country is filled with dyels). Should I just wait for bf to leave for snap city before I try to ram his gf?

So who looked away first?

What county are you from if it's full of DYELs?
Ethopia?

Her :)

>at the gym working out
>a guy in his mid-fiftes I sometimes chat with asks how my workout is going
>he's in good shape for a natty lifter his age; he's been lifting for 30 years
>"Pretty good", I tell him
>"You know", he says "I've been watching you train, and god-damn, you are strong as hell."
>"Thanks."
>"You're handling big fucking weight with good form, that's impressive", he continues
>"Well, I guess I'm okay shape for a guy my size."
>he laughs and we continue our workouts

I am close to making it, I can feel it. Dare I say, a qt gf might even be just around the corner.

>older man mires make me feel warm inside

There's nothing wrong with a 32 being together with a 24 year old.

>at bus stop
>qt kinda hipster looking girl keeps glancing at me
>I smile at her
>she smiles and blushes like crazy

Also
>overheard a group of thots talking about me in the library
>they said that they thought I was handsome and that they thought I must have a big cock because of the bulge in my pants

Not exactly the most extreme mirin stories but they actually happened recently and they made me feel good

When they're both 5'7 there is.

.t 6'0 master of manlets

Have you been hitting neck?

>medical checkup for college
>no one knows ive been lifting for 6 months during autumn and winter
>we go in one by one
>my turn
>cute blond doctor girl is in there
>gives me a warm welcome
>asks me some basic stuff and gets talking to me
>tells me to take my shirt of so she can check my breathing
>undress and sit on the hospital bed
>she listens to my breathing
>after im done she say "so which sports do you do, because you're clearly doing something"
>tell her i did waterpolo and swimming
>"yea it shows"
>after that she told me to pull my pants down because she has to check my balls and we chatted a bit while she was stroking my nuts
>after she's done she gives me a big smile and we part ways

Now i dont know if i can call that miring, but for a 21 yearold, recovering lanket, virgin i think i did well.

Also after that i've been getting asked by women in college if im working pretty often and i always lie about it because im retarded and i feel like im tryharding if i say that ive been going to the gym.

>work in a restaurant
>there's a cutie who comes in a lot
>we always have a chat
>i lost weight over the last months
>i look much better but never really thought about how girls see me
>meet her outside last weekend
>we chat like always
>i'm ready to say okay, see ya later, when suddenly -
>SHE asks ME out
>i could not have been more surprised
>happily accept, swap numbers

You better fug her brains out

Are you agreeing that mires from experiences lifters feels especially good, or are you >implying something?

Perhaps. Why do you ask?

>after that she told me to pull my pants down because she has to check my balls and we chatted a bit while she was stroking my nuts
Sure she did. Faggot.

>we chatted while she stroked my nuts
>then she sucked my cock for medical reasons
>she asked me to watch her dildo herself to test my vision
>alarm clock goes off and i trudge my way to school

...

That was a field Report, Nice.
Wish you all the spanish pussy you can handle

gf told me i had a nice ass

trying not to overthink it rn but that's the general plan

pls tell me you went and talked to her!

similar story
>be in gym
>be 185 lbs 6 ft DYEL
>see qt3.14 i always see
>want to ask her out
>finish work out fast bcoz bro has to leave early
>grow enough balls (2) to ask her out
>friend calls me over
>mirin, says i look great
>say thanks and talk for a min
>follow qtpi and drink water until she finishes her set
>wave at her from 1 ft away and say hey
>she takes her earphones out
>smiles and says hey
>get excited
>i dont know if this is weird or anything but, do u wanna go out sometime?
>smiles
>i feel good, but i dont get that feeling, even tho ive never had a gf or asked a girl out, i know the "feeling", and i aint feelin it
>she says no way what
>why
>some one bet u to ask me?
>she's smiling the whole time so im like wtf
>i say no im serious, like--
>noo someone bet u to ask me out
>no why-- what-- im serious
>oh, i have a boyfriend
>oh sorry
>walk off
>not even upset because i didnt develop oneitis or some shit
>still disappointed tho
>feelsnotthebestman

Post neck

At least you got over your fears. That is the most important step. I wish I could get there...

Dont let any catalan hear you call them spanish they'll bite your dick off

Well done man, do this like 50 times and you will have a qt3.14 gf.

Respect.

ive seen her around for about a month, and i went like 4 days without seeing her, so i made a plan to just ask her next time i see her because idk if ill see her again or if someone else would ask her out, u just gotta go for it man, i was feeling so confident b4 i asked her out, and her denial doesnt even phase me, im so surprised with my self honestly

That's what I thought too user, thinking a qt gf was around the corner after getting compliments on my body
Almost 3 years after lifting and still no gf.

to clarify, she didnt say, "no way", what?" as in, no way ill ever go out with you, but more like, no waaay, whaat? like she was confused

Old woman on the train said I have big legs

i hope so

...

Have you tried asking out the girls who compliment you on your body?

I'm not at that point yet. I can maintain eye contact pretty easily but I can't smile and definitely can't approach.

You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take

smiling is one of your biggest weapons!
They love mens that smile confidently.
Approaching is the only way to get pussy, if you dont do it, you must realize that you are losing!
You are losing grills, you are losing expirience!
If you dont approache you are losing!
The only way to Lv up is go outside you comfort Zone!
Just do it beta, you can get pussies too!

whos fucking dinosaur arm is that

if it's his that's startling because it gets bigger as it goes along which is weird

if it's hers then holy shit run while you have the chance she probably shits lava

How do I start to enjoy working out?
I always end up feeling shitty afterwards and never the good kind of tired.

...

>no ass

The light colored part is his naked forearm.
The dark colored part is her sleeved forearm.

try loads of different stuff, depends what you like, for example I know running is good for you but personally don't like it, whereas cycling i do all the time and enjoy weightlifting

Kek, when I saw this post first thing I looked at was guys ass, and then I realized you might have been talking about the grill.

thanks Veeky Forums

Sounds like a cunt.

>walking to bus stop with uni classmate
>asks about my hobbies
>tell him lifting and he asks how much I squat
>82kg
>wow that's a lot
Not much by Veeky Forums standards and still dyel after first month of gym but felt good

>go meet some friends I hadnt seen in a very long while, pretty much since I started lifting, which is a year and a half or so
>some of my friends are sitting, others are chatting standing up
>oneitis is there, there's always been some kind of weird tension between us
>some friend asks me to sit down with them
>i jokingly say i'd rather stand up to see if I grow up (idk if this is a saying anywhere else, but it is in spain)
>oneitis says "grow up even more?"
>laugh awkwardly and sit down

what did she mean by this?

She tried to decline imo
Too persistent on the idea of bet

>n-no homo

You are tall enough to ride.
Godspeed user

>not responding 'Am I a big guy for you'?

>Barca

Kys

If I was a fish I'd be dead: the post

Yeah I guess I know all this deep down. Baby steps though, right?

>benching under 3 plate isnt good

Found the fatty

Ayy lmao

>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

happened last night, cos i'm a degenerate with no self control
>went on a night out with some friends and a few other peeps
>includes a hot blonde sloot and her shy qt friend
>blondie is flirtan pretty shamelessly
>we high five for some reason idk, i swung a little hard and she acts like it hurt but she's laughing
>i offer my hand for her to smack as hard as she can so she does, then says i should high five her as hard as i can
>stick my arm out and say are you sure about that
>feel a hand on my arm, qt friend next to her has decided to feel my >>>>>>>'ceps
>literally flex a 'cep with her hand around them
>she practically jumps backwards, hands over her mouth, gives me a wide eyed look like holy fug
>like an hour later after realising blondie is a path well travelled i let her do her own thing and chat to qt
>we swapped numbers, she texted me both last night and this morning without me replying
feelsprettyfuckingamazingman.jpg
what do i text her back to give myself the best chance of asking her out brehs? i'm deece at flirting in flirty situations but horrible over messages

What's an Ethopia?

You've posted this at least twice

you still haven't replied at all? that window is closing braj. not too late tho. just tell her you wanna see her again and ask her for coffee its not that fukn hard. protip stop drinking the negging/not texting back koolaid. in my experience girls that respond positively to those techniques are not the kind of girls you want anything to do with in the longterm anyway

$0.02

>what is testicular cancer

there have been big campaigns about this shit for the last 2-3 years. And everytime you go get a "systematic check-up" here they check your balls, you fucking retards. If i wanted to role play i'd probably say how her jaw dropped after revealing my cock. She just did a routine check of my ball tubes or whatever, trying to find lumps ( which would indicate testicular cancer )

>at bar with friend
>milfy bartender (43 years old European and Brazilian hot as fuck) serving us
>she wants my nuts bad for the past like year or so but I'm married so i never fuck around
>plus she's a total bitch, princess syndrome, entitled as fuck think she deserves a rich man to spoil her and that she's the hottest thing In the world despite being a 43 year old single mom to a 24 year old and fuckin tends a bar for a living.
>always watch her "work" betas and lonely old dudes by flirting and whatnot getting them to buy expensive shots and tip a lot
>walk in and she's all over me
>fuck forgot it's her night
>proceed to get hammered, she gives me a few free shots
>starts flirting with me heavily remind her once again I'm married and she leaves me alone
>starts working on some scrawny white dude next to me
>trying to appear exotic and sexy and shit rolling her R's and dancing while shaking a cocktail
>call her out aaaaayyyy lmfao u don't even speak Spanish or Portuguese
>starts trying to chew me out in Spanish
>correct her grammar and verb conjugation
>customers laugh at her turns out whitebro is an international chef and speaks like 5 languages
>milftender comes over to me and starts shit testing me we banter back n forth for a few minutes until I fuck up and say something that hurts her feelings
>"yea well dude at least I'm not a middle aged bartender"
>loses her fuckin mind "BITCH WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, COMING INTO MY BAR AND DISRESPECTING ME. I HAVE 2 JOBS I OWN A CONDO I DRIVE A NEW CAR blah blah WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE BESIDES NICE ARMS AND DIMPLES?"
>god tier buddy makes up some shit "this dude owns a house in downtown SD"
>roll with it "yupp 10 minutes from GasLamp, plus I got my truck, my project muscle car, my wife's car, and my commuter car" (those are true)
> ask for check
>23 bucks, on like 11 drinks (bought a few for my buddy)
>comes back and says oh I undwrcharged you. It's 25
>scans my card again for the amount of 25
>cont

>nice meeting you last night, coffee this afternoon?

>wtf dude you double charges me 23, and 25? You should've rang it up for just 2 dollars
>"oh don't worry I'll void the first one"
>saying bye to people at bar
>milf tender comes around to say bye and I brush her off
>starts chewing me out again about disrespecting her yadda yadda waving her hand like a knife in my face
>I've had enough
>grab her wrist and calmly but sternly tell her "calm the fuck down. Your a fucking adult. Your middle aged, your kids only 2 years younger than me for goddsakes it's time to nature. Stop acting like a spoiled fucking high school cheerleader your a middle aged bartender.
>melts into me and starts kissing neck and feeling chest and says "I knooow" kind of half moaning "I just need a man to fuck me hard and put me in my place"
>gently push her away and say "well I ain't the one sweety, I'm married" but grope her enormous tits as I push her back
>step out and leave
>black dude sitting in corner says dam my brotha and fist bumps me on the way out
>uber home
>check bank statement she voided out both transactions
>drank for free whole night so out of her tops I guess, put that bitch in her place, and grabbed her huge rack
>never going back there again

And that's how I got mired by a room full of lonely men for not succumbing to the succubus

no i replied to her first one last night, she texted me again once i went to sleep and then a few hours ago

Somewhat similar story as well. Yesterday I got rejected for the first time.
>Met girl at a party, we hit it off
>Do not escalate anything too much and get her snap
>Talk to her yesterday, drop the hint that I want to see her
>Tells me she will be out for the whole easter break.
>Tell her "I'll see you when you come back then"
>-"For sure! :)"

After being afraid of hitting on girls, I finally did it familia. I experienced rejection and it's not that bad. I feel fucking great now, like I lifted a huge stone from my chest.

Nah, it's pretty thin, so it's not worth the trouble. Why are you so interested in my neck?

These are the stories i come to these threads for, not just filling myself with delusions that some girl might look at me in the gym if i get big enough.

Fuaaaaaaaa

From the makers of flexing a 'cep...

>Spring break, go back home from uni because too poor for Miami partying
>Buy the 1-week membership at my local gym
>Head to the gym with my dad and sister, 70 and 12 years old respectively
>start off leg day with squats
>don't see her myself, but sister notices my ex of a couple years ago walking out of the locker room, noticing me squatting, and stopping in her tracks for about five seconds, staring at me
>see her about 10 minutes later, strike up conversation
>no bad vibes, didn't feel awkward at all
>finishing workout with clean and jerk, good pump going and slightly dehydrated so looking cut
>notice ex staring from the elliptical
>she texts me later "when did you get so fucking ripped?"
>wants to hang out

She's chill and nice, and decently good-looking, but I'm not sure I want to get back into an ex. There's too many attractive girls at uni to get me to settle down for one chick.

>not flexing your 'cep
not gonna make it

Glad you all enjoyed it. Muy buddy in the story is brand new to lifting, been training with me for about a year maybe a little less and went from never lifted before to hitting 1/2/3/4 pretty easily starting to look good has good build now. He's a KV at age 27 though so I see myself as training him in that department too seeing as how I'm happily married to my best friend. Really glad he saw me de-claw that bitch in her natural habitat so now he won't succumb to the same type of trickery women in the service industry use on lonely men. I'm 6'3 260lbs btw with a a little over a 1400lb total decently built but a bit of a beer gut because Marinefag

You made it bro, stay loyal to your wife

>at club
>guy starts asking to fight me outside
>not sure what to do
>go outside
>he takes his shirt off
>not sure whats going on so just copy him
>my mate split it up and offer him a shot to calm things down
>we go back inside club, the guys chill as fuck
>a girl comes over and asks if she can feel my six pack
>ends up asking for my number
>give her a fake number
>first and only time I think I've ever been mired
>still don't know why the guy wanted to fight me
>still don't understand why he was fine with me after my mate bought him a shot

You can still fuck her, user. You don't have to get back together with her. Make it a FWB arrangement. She wants the D.

Why in the fuck don't women ever make the first move?

>eating sandwich at local cafe
>tucked away in corner so I can read my book
>it's late so a girl comes out and starts to clean up
>her uniform is loose but somehow that ass is still fat
>she catches me checking her out
>stare in her eyes and grin, she smiles
>I go back to read my book but can tell she's mirin'
>she starts sweeping tables next to mine
>ask her why she's sweeping the carpet

got her number, made a date. turns out she was a virgin and took her virginity.