>ywn have a petite azn gf
>ywn dwarf her walking down the street
>ywn have her get sassy with you
>ywn forget where the car is, and she talks down to you in a jovial manner
>ywn listen to Coltrane together and both exclaim together when he plays a crazy lick
>ywn be berated for wincing when she pins your ass with roids
>ywn ask her to move, and when she doesn't, pick her up and move her while she playfully tries to get away
>ywn lie in bed together after a long day, and she will never rest her head on your chest
>ywn wake up happy with her beside you
Ywn have a petite azn gf
Wtf dude asians are the easiest, do you live in a college town yet?
exchange petite asian for thick latina and I already do all of this
>phone poster
>yellow fever
>pleb-trane
>dirty roider
the plebbest of plebs
>Latina
>aka Mexican goblin when she hits her 40's
Fuck that shit, latinas age like shit.
>Tfw a huge tittied Latina matched me on Tinder and I'm pretty sure it's a catfish or some dude pretending to be her
>ywn wake up happy
Sorry, no. Hispanic culture embraces literally every medical procedure devised to make women more attractive. The ugly ones just can't afford it. Asians are the same way for that matter.
>that qt asian literal goddess who goes to my gym
I'm not even all that attracted to asian girls but holy shit
She just makes me sad any time she walks in
FaceTime her.