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>got rid of all the proteins, fat and vitamins from the cheese, toppings and tomato sauce to only leave the empty carbs of the crust

really activates my almonds

who the fuck would eat this shit without throwing up halfway through

better than the average american "za'"

Yea, only 500 carbs.

They actually made it more unhealhty by removing the pizza sauce. It's literally the only part of pizza, aside from the meat topping (some of them) that's remotely healthy.

>meat toppings on pizza

absolutely disgusting

we get it, you're vegan

no i'm not

meat just doesn't belong on pizza

>Eats pizza
>Is a vegan

This is why we Veeky Forums.

fuck off, retard

this. i like meat but pizza needs to be cheese, tomato and maybe one vegetable

anyone with a working gi tract?

>he doesn't eat go 'za

depends on the sauce. a lot of them actually are quite high in sugar and salt.

nothing wrong with salt my man

just ohp yourself from some tall building please

I was wondering, how would I make (myself) a healthy pizza?

Homemade dought, possibly wholemeal
Homemade tomato sauce
Bits of ham or chicken
Bits of mushroom or over vegs
Cheese

How would this be unhealthy?

you're underestimating how bad flour is. even "wholemeal" or "whole wheat".

use a piece of lebanese bread. low cal, low GI, relatively low carb

crisp and delicious

top with healthy stuffs

dont go mad on cheese

viola

anyone saying this is unhealthy is retarded or on keto

>left empty carbs and 2g of protein

Good job.

>homemade
>homemade

Just by putting this word to anything does not necessary make it healthy.

because mostly fats and carbs

do you think somehow the dough you make or the cheese you use is different than what a normal pizza place uses? it isn't

requesting that picture of homemade fudge with the calories boiled out

>you're underestimating how bad flour is
LOL, where's the tinfoil, I can't find my hat

i do a really healthy pizza
>get favorite wholewheat bread, 22 carbs, 9 prot, 3 fat every two slices
>get 4 slices, shred into tiny pieces
>a little water so i can shape it like a pizza dough
>tomato sauce with garlic
>real mozzarella cheese
>150g of chicken
>little parmesan
total is 45g carbs, 65g prot, 27g fat
healthy as fuck and taste like heaven

>healthy
>only vegetable is garlic

Tomato sauce doesn't count

Should have at least put some emu meatballs on top

>2017
>not eating goza
Shiggy

i eat plenty vegetables during the day, actually most of my lunch are vegetables, and you can add any vegetables you want, go and add some brocoli, some actual tomatoes, some peas, it will taste almost the same and it will give you some vitamins and minerals

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That looks amazing.

Also looks unhealthy as all hell...

just don't eat the base and you'll be fine

>empty carbs

This. All carbs are empty.

>putting meat on right side of pizza
>current year

>not just making wholewheat pizza dough
Enjoy your soggy bread.

I make a simple flour+water+olive oil dough and put anything that I would put on a regular sandwich.

>aside from the meat topping

>healthy as fuck
>topped with cheese and chicken

make a cauliflower crust pizza

250g of pizza dough ~ 700 cal
250g of Cauliflour crust ~ 280 ( 2 eggs + parm cheeze )

if looking to trim some calries

>not bulking on chocolate whey pancakes.

underrated

this reminds me of the dominos someone did half sausage, thats all, and the sausage balls were rolling around in the box

Expand your palet you swine

neapolitan pizza is usually cheese and tomato. fuck off.

>palet

fuck off even more

all this coming from a guy who dosent put pineapple on pizza

what is sodium poisoning for $500 Alex

my nigger.

I'll MAYBE allow some prosciutto every once in a while. e.g. prosciutto funghi

>implying tomato pizza sauce is bad
>implying cheese is bad
I know you put a lot of sugar even on your tomato sauce in america but what the fuck
this bitch is only eating carbs, fat and low amount of proteins

something you won't get unless you go completely overboard with your salt intake.

Nice reference

flour is wheat
wheat has gluten
gluten is a protein
proteins are good

sure but it's just to avoid the preservatives

obviously you're not supposed to bury the thing in cheese
and carbs are good, aren't we supposed to eat carbs for energy and bulking?
you guys are the first to go mad for chicken and rice and if that's not a shitton more carbs than a flat pizza dough I don't know what that is (yes rice is 80% carbs like wheat, and yes meat contains carbs too)

>Tomato sauce doesn't count

Tomato sauce is nothing more than tomato pulp cooked over a low heat to evaporate part of the water
How does that not count? Because you think tomato sauce is ketchup?

Why is pizza considered unhealthy? It's literally bread, cheese, and tomatoes

MMM, 500g OF SIMPLE CARBS #SOHEALTHY

>ugh pizza is so unhealthy

Lmao I bet you fags actually count your calories on a bulk

Saying pizza is unhealthy/healthy is kind of like saying a sandwhich is healthy.

I mean, it certainly can be, but it entirely depends on the type/amount of bread/topping.

Yes
Close. Best pizza is cheese, tomato sauce, pepper and mushroom slices

I haven't had Pizza in like 2 months man.

I could really go for that shit right now.

the type of person to say "uhm ackshully atoms are just collections of points with empty space between them"

Fresh spinach leaves and thin slices of deli ham makes for a pretty legit pizza. Don't need the ham, but it's pretty tasty when it's baked on top of the pizza.

Second this request

It's really not hard to make decently healthy pizza.

Use whole wheat flour
No sugar in the dough
No sugar in the sauce
Use skim mozzarella
Use healthy toppings

>i still think fats are unhealthy