/Chad/ general

Only comment if you are a Chad. No losers allowed.

What kind of lifting do you do? I tend to do a few curls when I'm bored and pushups in the morning.

No chads in mongolian spaghetti gathering forum

Nice to meet you Chad.

Name is Stacey.

Should we go get some pizza?

mostly smith machines desu senpai cba with all the free weight shit gotta pick em up and put em down just too much hassle I like to be in and out

Y-yes

Hmm am I banned?

I'm a stacey, I skipped 2 meals and worked out today so I'll look good in my VS bikini.

I suppose I am Chad.

>Got a hot Latina slut for a girlfriend
>Make 80k at my job of nine years
>laugh at fat neckbeards all the time
>fuck around with my gym and diet and still look pretty good

Feels pretty good. AMA.

Find the chad

I get called a Chad here a lot but I don't see myself as one. I did strictly powerlifting routines for my first two years, and the last two I've been powerbuilding.

>Three 5/10's fighting over Amy Schumer's little sister

None of those fags are Chads

SS+GOMAD

>80k
you're not chad, you're probably a tom, a brad at best if you're 6'3 and have 10/10 facial genetics

>been constantly approached by attractive girls (7/10 or higher) for years
>still kv because of crippling anxiety when getting closer to them
How do I release my inner Chad?

What's even the purpose of this stupid thread?

Guy in the middle would maybe be close to a Chad if he shaved his facial hair and got a proper haircut

Trick question, Chad is taking the photo.

So people can pretend to be a fictional character that doesn't really exist in any facet, and was simply meme'd into existence.

>fictional character
It's an emergent archetype you fucking pleb. It actually exists because people concretize it and behave along its currents. Learn to wizard.

how is it going fellow chads

This is what Chad looked like in the neaderthal days....

...gotcha

Looks like he took the full bogpill

nigger nose

There is no "inner Chad", Chad is born with charisma and confidence, you're just a cuck who lies to himself.

No, he's balding or has a shit hairline.

pic? I don't frequent /cbt/

Caveman Chad

I moved to a big city and now most of my friends are Chads too. I miss being the only Alpha in town.

>8.5/10 looks
>socially very confident, friendly, funny, "alpha"
>90% of women are attracted to me
>NEET
>live with parents
>lost contact with all friends
>don't actually want girls/friends because don't want them to know what a fucking loser i actually am
>virtually a recluse


what the fuck even am i

CHEET: CHAD X NEET

The reason they Chad me is cause my face, I work at a gay club as a bartender even though I'm straight, strip every once in awhile. Etc etc. I'm too fat for the Chad label tho.

all ugly.
closest possible to chad would be the guy in the yellow.

>this
>chad

more like chads twink step brother

Chads date Staceys, and all Staceys are white.

guy in the middle is okay
other too are generic below average looking normies

I wish I was this deluded

>chads don't exist
Lol kek this thread is stupid but you're delusional

>Chads date Staceys
not in miami, they date gabrielas

step-sister you mean

That guy is weird looking as fuck. This is a chad.

this kid takes it in this ass 100%

>80k
>miami
What is poverty like?

Not even close matey

that fag is wearing a band uniform

nonono,THIS is a chad

I'm a Chad, but that guy is not natural Chad. He was a shitstain in his early years and got major facial surgery to emulate Chad.

>race mixing

What a faggot.

80k isn't anything to scoff at

chad reporting in

In the other room banging your mom.

Bragging about making $80k is like bragging you have a 6" penis.

SUP BRAAAAAAAHS

Cope. This is what 95% of girls between the ages of 16 and 25 want.

A lot of girls would say he's "intimidatingly good looking" and spill spaghetti, so he wouldn't get laid as much. You gotta have a pretty boy face for women to come up and approach you all the time.

Weird looking faggot

Girls are just as easy to lay when they're tipping the spaghetti cart. Easier, for some people.

>so he wouldnt get laid often
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaa
Is this how you cope

Im pretty sure that if you refer to yourself as an "alpha" male, you actually are an autists. You are not in a wolf pack dude.

you meant to say chads cuck, right?

...

I said AS MUCH. Retard. Girls would literally come up to this guy and ask to suck his dick. That other guy they would be intimidated by.

i think it's a dumb term and the alpha beta thing is gay, hence the " ". people like to be around me and tell me im a cool dude all the time, like even if im not doing anything, i can be sitting on the bus and people want to talk to me.

i am an autist though just not a social autist. i have obsessive thoughts about bullshit, extreme laziness, literally no attention span and feel extreme paranoia if i don't go on the internet. i'm not really depressed though.

You need a rhinoplasty brah

>80k
You're brad

WHOA so this is the power of the redpill

This guy is a GUNTER

GOAL FACE

dude needs to just blast tren and leave humanity behind

Daily Reminder to follow Chad.thundercock on IG for daily Chad-related content

>Seeking external validation on a malaysian dish washing board

Never gunna make it

i doubt true staceys lurk on Veeky Forums

they work out and have real friends to talk to