Mirin Part 2

Mirin # 2

>Be me a few years ago at 20
>Uni student working in a cinema part time
>Cinema employees are full of autists (guilty as charged) and a few normies
>Rare to get a hot one
>New 7/10 supervisor could be an 8/10 with effort
>Thicc, wide hips with big ass and tits
>Makes an effort to talk to me over everyone else
>But I'm an autists I I play it off
>She'll come over multiple times a day to talk
>Always call her out on it to colleagues "ah damn here she comes again"
>She blushed and tells me to shut up playfully
>At this point id only been lifting 4/5 months and made my noob gains
>Wear smaller size to show it off a bit
>Catch her mirin as she walks across the building
>She's heading upstairs to the bar and trips up the stairs looking at me
>Kek

-cont-

>Cinemas employ autists, but they also get autistic and fucked up customers
>In comes the regular creep, he's Indian, Manlet but looks strong
>Lives 2 minute walk away in some fucked up area where they just chuck the benefit loonies
>Everyday he comes in, and everyday the staff clear out and hide
>leaves me to deal with him or he'll steal shit off camera so we can't catch him
>can't ban him until he truly does something wrong
>He's also horny as fuck and will hit on any female he sees without shame
>He asks if I want to go smoke weed on my break
>play it off
>Tells me he's now into philosophy
>Pretty cool m8
>Pulls out a crumpled bit of receipt from Tesco out of his pocket
>Along with loads of rubbish that falls on the floor
>It's covered in scribbled words that he likes
>it's his "philosophy machine" he picks words from it to form a inspirational sentence
>ask him to demonstrate
>Stands there staring and grunting picking out words
>"The eye, is like a complex, in my minds eye, the fuck rabbit lives"
>Brilliant.
>QT Supervisor is walking around
>He sees and approaches

-cont-

>She's like a deer in headlights
>He's calling her name and knows if she moves he'll give chase like the slumdog sexual deviant he is
>He's being creepy and I can see how uncomfortable she is
>Keeps looking to me for help
>He's got his philosophy machine
>Later she told me this is what he said
>"I look at the beauty in which you behold, and I think of cat woman. So as a pussy I feel you should be wrapped around my face. I like cats"
>He goes to grab her despite how scared she looks in this moment
>I run out and shoulder barge the fucker down
>He flies back a good 6ft
>Police are called and he has a background of sexual assault, rape, robbery and attempted murder
>He's been in a mental hospital for a year according to the newspaper
>I was suspended for 2 weeks and on return I got my supervisor phone number
>Ended up with her taking me to Nando's and paying and me fucking her the same night
>Dated for a bit but she got too comfortable and put on weight
>Wide hips turned to love handles
>I turned away 360 and walked out

Help me user, how do I break up with my gf for getting too fat?

It's hard to do, because you're only going to be the bad guy in the situation.

Just lie, give a different reason, say you don't love her anymore. When she tries to cling on to you like she does a chocolate cake just be harsh and blunt.

Keep thinking about the other side. Greener grass, fitter bitches.

"Its not me its you" its pretty savage and will be hard at first. But you win long run

Thanks anons, I appreciate the advice.

>doing a 360 and walking out

Won't you just end up in the same place?

>not doing a sweet 360 spin manoeuvre and moonwalking out for maximum mireability
you know you're never gonna make it right user?

Just checking

thanks for you and that indian guys life story

this story could have been told in 5 lines

why are indians like this? ive seen them out and about and all with their indian glares. also the best cringe facebook comments are from indians they just dgaf a fuck

We are truly enriched by their presence in the UK.

when a miring thread starts with fatass cinema employer miring op, you know it will be shit.

I'm in actual pain now.

>used be miried
>then lost hair and got Veeky Forums
>no longer miried

I just said that being in a relationship made me realise that I was gay.

Well speaking from experience, most of them don't know how to deal with women properly.
As for me, that's doubled by my incredible autism.
t.currycunt

Posted this in last thread but didn't get any responses, pls help. Idk if this is a mire or not.
>Talk to cute grill
>She touches my arm/shoulder/back during conversation
Is she trying to escalate? Should I touch back? I'm a fucking social retard help. This has happened with multiple women.

Getting a fat chick to date you isn't mirin, faggot

>lift for 4 months

Literally no noticeable difference, you sound like British white trash

>>Wide hips turned to love handles
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

If a girl touches you it means she wants you to touch her back

Noooooooooo wtf is he arching the bavk for??

It's a really good sign. A few times I've gotten them touching my knee with theirs when they sit next to me.

>being this fucking new

Brexit is going to increase enrichment several times over

>>being this new
>being this new to fall for obvious bait

>>>being this new
>>being this new to fall for obvious bait

>being this new you fall for the obvious bait of bait that's too obvious

kek

No shit. The whole thing was a no win scenario. Stay in the EU and get fucked with quotas of rapefugees et al, or leave and embrace our commonwealth buddies with open arms. Great stuff.

In India it is common to have communities segregated by gender. Literally the only women you will have spent time with before marriage will be your mother and your sisters. Marriage is probably arranged so you don't meet your wife until you're walking down the aisle.

>be me 19yo 1 year into lifting
>was ultra skinny fat, lost pot belly and grew some muscles and had a six pack
>worked at a store at mall
>storage was upstairs and a tiny stair was the only way up and down
>butterface 5/10 face 8/10 body coworker used to hit on me all the time, but i had a gf at the time
>had huge fight with gf that day and went to work all pissed of
>one day before shift she gets there all dressed up, tiny tight dress
>she was flirting harder that day
>she is telling me that she is going out with her friends, asked me to go with her
>tell her i'm gonna think about it,
>she says "ok, i'm gonna change"
>she climbs the tiny stairs, her incredibly perfect ass flashes
>she is wearing a tiny thong
>dick tingles a bit
>she stops at the top, look at me and gigles
>i say fuck it and go out with her that night
>after couple shots of tequila we fucked on the bathroom of the pub
>we fucked almost everyday after work for about 10 months after that
>i broke up with my gf the next day

>me at Walmart
>in line for money order
>some Spanish grill walks up to me and touches my arm and like...kind of sort of says "hey"
>I say hi, but she keeps walking

But I've done absolutely zero arm work. I've actually been skipping on lifting for a while too. I'm just a 6'2" dude who's barrel chested. Used to be like 300, now I'm 190, still cutting. Hair looks like shit because it's too short and the Viking look in going for won't be apparent for a good while still. What the absolute shit, there's not a whole lot going for me.

>bonus story
>go to theater with a girl out of the blue that I had a failed relationship with a few months back
>tell her to dress fancy. I like to because I work construction so I rarely get to.
>pants, shirt, vest? Rolled up sleeves to look casual. Love the look
>waiting in line for theater to open up (dat dere kong)
>I hear a women trying to get my attention, turn around. 7/10 older white grill. Maybe 30's, whispers in my ear "your zulipper is undone, but if there's going to be a show out here i paid for the wrong screening", then vanished into the crowd
>i zip it up on the sly, girl I was with gets super jealous about what that girl said to me
>I tell her I'm not saying shit (trying to figure out where we stand)
>she keeps pressing me
>tell her that girl asked me if the large dick comes with free refills
>she laughs
>end of the night still wanting to know what the girl said
>never tell her

almost alpha af, you should've broken up with your gf before dipping your dick in another pussy, even if she was a complete bitch, it's a total douche move, should've at least called her up before going in the bathroom with the butterface and tell her it's not working anymore

Fuck now i wish i had a butterface fuckbuddy/gf for a while before finding Sth serious...

>at a shitty concert with gf and some friends
>pretty crowded, gf is standing in front of me
>feel tapping on my shoulder from behind
>i turn around and there's this chubby/fatty redhead
>i thought it's some girl i knew but forgot who she was
>just looked at her for a few seconds waiting for some kind of response
>she gives me a 'come closer' gesture with her hand
>i lean towards her, there are also a bunch of her friends there, who were all of course prettier than her
>she says "you're so gorgeous"
>i 'smile' and nod with my head and say thanks
>tell gf and we laugh
>turn around in a couple of minutes
>the chubster and her friends are gone

zyzz sucks cock in hell

yeah, it was a dick move, but it was on the heat of the moment and we were 90% single anyways
you will have a butterface fuck buddy user! just keep searching on good places for butterface fuck buddies like pubs where young people hangout at, clubs and at work, even better at work if you work at a shot with an exclusive employee restaurant (the mall where i worked had free dinner for employees, so we eat at a separated food court)

>be me
>at club with bros
>still bretty dyel but 6'1 and good face
>the place is almost empty and nobody's dancing
>say fuck it and dance with bros on some good techno
>thin crazy white girl with short blond hair dancing alone
>visibly drunk
>come up to me and try to say some shit I can't even understand
>she spill her spaguetti for a good then went being drunk elsewhere
Kek'd hard, prolly happened because she was alone and trying to make friends tho

>being this new
>being this new to fall for obvious bait
>being this new you fall for the obvious bat of bait that's too obvious'
>being this new you fall for the obvious bait of bait that was also obvious bait of even more obvious bait

Hahahaha love that, serves them right tryna hit on you in format of your girl. It's so weird how the fat ones are confident

An old Vietnam war G.I. in my gym told me he's been watching me for two years and he's very proud of the progress I've made

>At a gay pride parade (no homo)
>Me and some friends decide to take our shirts off so that we can get rainbow tattoos on our pecs (no homo)
>Get asked by 4 or 5 different girls to take pictures with them as we walk down the closed off street with vendors.
>They want nothing but to have a pic with me shirtless and my arm around them.
>Get invited to "bear party" (no homo)
>Have crazy sex with a black chick in 3 different parts of town.