How do I get traps?

>wanting to suck a cock
>not gay
At some point you will not just want to look at "her", you will want to insert your penis in her vagina. In this case, there's no vagina, there's a penis. And guess what, if you suck that dick, you're gay

Look for the taller chicks with big hands and an Adam's apple.

>gays are all attracted to exactly the same thing

>straight people are attracted to exactly the same thing

you're right, some straight people are attracted to traps

Knowing that they are guys and going after them is bisexual, if not closet gay, as fuck

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>closet homos
>closet
newfag detected

>I'm not gay
>proceeded to fellatiate male sex organ

People actually believe this

Looks identical to Dee from its always sunny

My penis is confused