THE ANTS ATE ALL OF MY PROTEIN

THE ANTS ATE ALL OF MY PROTEIN

WHAT DO I DO?

Insectilogist here! That protein had to go somewhere, think about it. Follow the ants back to their hive, they're probably giving to their queen so once you find her you have two options:
Option 1 you take the queen and throw her in your blender shake, when she gets shredded (heh) all that protein leaks out and you can drink it. It's important she gets blended so the energy from the blender will reactivate the protein into its active form which you can energize more metabolically easier.
Option B you can take her and keep her hostage, allowing her to bite you, essentially injecting you with protein and ant hormones, basically steroids, while she withers away

Up to you OP but either way godspeed

Sometimes I love this Taiwanese ceramic painting board

eat the ants

>It's important she gets blended so the energy from the blender will reactivate the protein into its active form which you can energize more metabolically easier.
muh sides

Get more protein
Eat some chicken nuggets or something

Ants ARE protein retard

>Insectilogist here!
It's enthomologist retard

THATS FUNNY AS FUCK

>not shrinking yourself and fucking the antqueen infront of all the cucked worker ants to take revenge

This. Eat the queen to gain her strength.

God damn it OP

Really gets the metaphorical gears whirring in my literal brain.

>tfw user raises strongest ants known to mankind

How much ant can deadlift ?

What on earth have you done

About 100x it's weight

achieveable natty ?
how to grow my own chitinous exoskeleton

This.

Can you imagine if the queen didn't eat mostly fish heads? or even got a hold of special human more quickly? fuaaaark....

If the ants ate all the protein why not just eat all the ants ? You'll get at least 1.3X the protein you had originally .

I'm pretty sure that's how Tarzan got ripped.

Sounds legit

its really that easy

I think he meant anthomologist

This isn't even that fummy

Sell your house because some really swole ants are taking it over soon.

Do the second option
You can become antman
>antman

>find the nest
>keep feeding them protein as they come to rely on you as their protein master
>watch as they get ripped
>train them into an army

...

>ants get big as fuck
>ants get hungry and seek more gains
>ants carry OP to their nest while hes sleeping
>eat him while gang banging the queen

might wanna stay at a hotel tonight buddy

hehehehehe

Its an average reddit comment

>when you don't clean up your cum tissues and you find ants in them the next day

I can't be the only one this has happened to right? Fucking protein whoring slutty nasty ants

Came to post this.