Go outside

>Go outside

>"Hey user! Ready for some high intensity cardio?"

What do you do?

Yuck.

Those bodily proportions are unattractive to me and somewhat intimidating as well.

Take her inside and get some cardio giving her this daddy dick.

this

>somewhat intimidating as well.

in what whey?

drop spaghetti out of my pocket

>y-yeah uhh sure i love cardio

autism sucks

hnngh

'no'

>implying any girls do high intensity cardio
probably of 30 mins of LISS
smdh desu senpai

Yeah where's your bike?
>implying I ever run.
Also
>let her lead
>stare at ass entire way.

good for you, you clearly need to lose some weight

gtfo nigrelia i'm trying to make gains

>Yeah. Your place or mine?

ALPHA
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only cleanse she needs is an ethnic one.

Drop the food and water bottle you stole from packages on my doorstep and get the fuck off my property before I pump your thic ass full of .38 hollow points you sheboon.

scram nigger

epic my fellow /mlp/ friend *brohoof*

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Wouldn't want to waste the gainz that I had gotten during the gym time

>"Why do ask me that shit every fucking day Lashawnda, you know I'm going to say no to you."

>Implying I would work out with a girl.

too true

>Go outside
pssht yeah right

doesn't look very real

goblin get ye gone

authentic kek

>"ready for some high intensity cardiovascular user *tee her*"
>steals a car stereo

...

i see you miss the pussy annon, how long has it been you scored with a woman this pretty?

You're really going to hold an april fools gag against /pol/?

>Sure!
>turn around 360 degrees
>start sprinting

>>turn around 360 degrees
>>start sprinting

Ummmmmmmm

you'd run right into her?

They have been begging to keep ponies on /pol/

this user is right: you should turn 720 degrees instead

>Sure, let me just ask my mom.

god. just...

Yeah sure can't miss this for anything.
hope we keep doing it.
GO !

Sure, let me her the prowler out of the shed.