Sips general

Didnt see a sips thread so felt obligated to make one. What color and flavor is your favorite? Also what brand?

Pic related is me over 3 days.

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recently stopped drinking monsters when i looked at how much money i was spending on them. switched to coffee. plenty of caffeine, and free (to me at least).

i much prefer zero ultra monster, but boy was i spending a lot of money.

I get them for about a dollar and half each so i drink typically 1-2 a day.

does Veeky Forums seriously drink these things that much? you guys think that stuff is healthy? why don't you just sniff a little cocaine when you need a boost? its going to be waaaay stronger than coffee or that piss in a can

Did i ask you? No. Then shut the fuck up and go back to masturbating to cartoons you fucking eskimo.

*sips fedora*

> try sips for the first time
> drink this
> tastes amazing
> realize it does nothing because I have ADHD
Fuck me man
I guess it's a good soda alternative

CORPORATE SHILLS FUCK OFF

not but seriously just drink coffee or take caffeine pills

Feeding on stimulants daily can't be good, not even on coffee, if your energy levels are fucked up it probably is your test.

But I woke up feeling like shit yesterday, very tired and with a terrible humour. I was heading up to an important class and I bought one of those. Instant change of energy. I can see why you guys are getting addicted.

>that first bite of the day

>vitamin B12
It's for vegans.

I drink at least 4 a day. I really need to cut back. I'm addicted to caffeine

What's a cheaper alternative to sips as a preworkout?

Buying sips in bulk.

I don't have a sams club/cost co membership

Why the fuck would anyone want to drink this chemical concoction let alone pay do it?

lmao look at this drinkhermit bitch ass nigga

*sips*

lmao u fags actually sip monsters while lifting

LMAO

>tfw you realize people all pay money to drink this piss from the jews dick

OH NO CH-CH-CHEMICALS?

No, we sip monsters before lifting.

S I P B O Y S

3 a day. 2 white, 1 purple.

>nearest violet sips are 15 miles away
Hold me.

>make it a goal to try every color of the sipp rainbow
>so far they're all shite except the white one

it's awful and tears up the roof of your mouth somehow. worst sip.

I've tried all but white and purple and like Red the best so far. Hate blue, weird bitter flavor is offputting. What's your favorite/least favorite, Veeky Forums?

I used to like OP's but I prefer the non carbonated now so that i can chug it

sunrise master race
I used to feel like y'all, but then I started making bank and it is really petty to bitch about shit like this now
yee, 2 a day (servings)

White>orange>yellow>red>purple>blue>black

>be me
>haven't posted on Veeky Forums for like 5 years
>come back
>there are now unironically threads about drinking soda and eating le cookies in the name of fitness

wtf happened

>does Veeky Forums seriously drink these things that much?
No. Im convinced monster is actually paying a shill to force this *sip* meme.

Aaaah tfsotd

>just drink coffee
this desu, my friends think I'm trying to be cool because I drink black coffee, but it's only because I want caffeine without pumping sugar into my body.

>wtf happened

Jewish tricks?

Haha I bet this little dweeb drinks the chemical concoction H2O haha what a fag

>soda

S I P B O Y S REPORT

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

you better believe I bought the whole fucking thing.

Its some cancer shill marketer

>be here since 2011
>every now and then check back on Veeky Forums
>it gets worse every time

I would trade ITT: U mad posts from Tiny for sips threads desu.

cookies? niga that meme hasn't been relevant for like 2 years

so much for "oh I haven't posted in 5 years"

>tfw coffee tastes infinitely better than sips

Cool story

I have never even seen violet wtf!

Why did you have to steal my meme

Did I? I've been saying that since maybe October.

You guys did read that these things gave a 50 year old construction worker hepatitis recently, right? Like one a day is bad enough, more than that is super bad for u.

I mean y'all can kys yourselves I don't care but this shit is basically poison. Just drink real pre workout before workouts and stick to coffee. Buncha fuckin tardos

Sips are the best

Yeah did you read that article? I don't think you did.

"The patient said he drank a daily average of four or five energy drinks in the three weeks before seeking treatment...."

m.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/nov/2/energy-drinks-likely-caused-construction-workers-a/

>tfw dinner with a grill tonight and having sips

Anyone else into these?
They're cheap as fuck and taste great, but I've only seen them at like two places (swefag).

I enjoy this meme, but I agree with most of the concerns that were posted here earlier; energy drinks are cancer in a can.
Full of artificial ingredients and chemicals and even worse than that, they spike your energy levels. Short time.
Why would you want that? Iwant to rely on my natural energy. The whole point of being fit, no?

The patrician's choice is water and two cups of black coffee a day.

Enjoy your corporate beverage

Somebody do the *sips fedora* thing. I've already done it once in this thread.

>4 a day literally killed a man
>So two is literally fine

I take it back, you kys etxra pls

What has my personal choice to not drink this stuff have to do or even remotely equates to fedora tippers?

Are you so insecure about your nutritional choices that you can't bear being confronted with opposing ideas?
That's sad, my dude.

>cancer in a can
Proofs?
I bet you eat grilled/roasted red meat too faggot.

$1 dollarydoo at dollar general. 3 liters of sips, lasts me about 3 or 4 days

Drinking four a day of these is seriously unhealthy. You can really ruin your liver that way.

I shill sips for free because it makes people irrationally mad.

Not cancer in the literal sense, you fuckboi. I'm one with the natural order of things and thus I do not want to sip on a fucking chemicals cocktail.

You go kill yourself extra my brodude.

Is it just me but not does EU version have a slighty different name. It also has more nutrients ranging from 250% to 500% of daily needs for vitamins per can.

Remember to sage and report sip shilling threads! Also remember that sips are a waste of money when you can make your own coffee

Nick please stop taking caffeine pills and drinking coffee

How can I buy by the case in Australia?

Coles or woolies nigga

for $3.50 a can though?

>1,5€ each
>much

pick 1

isn't it funny how anti-sippers always whine about "chemicals" but can never actually specify which "chemical" is supposedly terrible for you?

the sip nutrition label is right here, buddy, why don't you go ahead and point out SPECIFICALLY what is bad for you on there?

Fuck you faggots, when I first discovered the sips meme I got curious and tried it. White monster tastes kinda good, but I noticed immediately that I'd probably get addicted, so I held off. For a couple months I resisted, but then I saw a discount in the store. I bought 4 more cans. Then some more. 2 months ago I bought 24 cans of some cheap energy sips. Tasted like typical energy drinks. I just finished them today. But I realized that i get more headaches without caffeine now. And I can't wake up properly without sips or coffee. I never drank this shit and even coffee I didn't drink much even though I liked the taste. Fuck you all.

Dihydrogen monoxide. It kills everyone who drinks it

*Everyone who drinks it dies*

I just squirt a whole bottle of this GOAT shit into a gallon of water that I've taken a few sips from and I'm good to go!

enjoy your heart disease

Same

Just leave bro, you've come back to a waste land

>2 carbs
>0 calories

pick one

Now this here tastes much better, and feels a lot better.

When did you grow out of the little kids drink and into the man zone?


Btw I'm fucking 3 girls at once later thanks to drinking this.

...

>tfw suffering from sip withdrawal

Your 2 sisters and your mom don't count

OK so you still didn't read it.

>Calories

Sorry for your insecurities.

>Terrible artifical sweeteners

I am LOLing at your life kid.

Haven't tried ultraviolent, but this is true so far.

>I want to rely on my natural energy
>Drinks black coffee which has more caffeine than sips per cup
Wew lad what a fresh meme.

>What is erythritol you mongoloid.

Hey bro don't forget to renew your subscription to mom science magazine

>tastes amazing
>goes well with any meal unlike coffee
>0 calories
>caffeine and B-12
>???

What is there to not understand? Is it 'healthy'? No. Does it have unnecessary chemicals? Yes. Does it have negative impact on your teeth? Yes.

And then what? Drinking monster energy will have literally zero effect on my life expectancy and my teeth are in great shape.

Can someone post a pic of a guy from spongebob handing out a sip can?

No.

>B12
>Not D12
Never gonna make it.

Sensible chuckle

>without pumping sugar into my body.
You realise that Monster Zero has no sugar, right?

Why do you even meme this forced meme? you dips

it's godly bro

got mine at wawa

this meme is retarded

stop forcing your unhealthy drink

>all this complaining
>thread is still up
>none of these people reported, just bumped the cancer

Hol up, is this just a meme or are you serious about drinking energy drinks or what?

Give me more sips memes

I recklessly spend my money on Xyience, but when I'm in the mood for a good SIP I get either the Ultra Sunrise or just the general SIP.