Tfw u spill ur basket of protein

>tfw u spill ur basket of protein

>tfw ur cow stops producing milk

>tfw u steal your moms breast milk

>tfw protein fights back

>when she ate the jar of peanut butter

>when stacy says "ew" walking past you

>GO MAD? DON'T MIND IF I DO

>SS? Whoah dude I'm not a NAZI

>Wait...So you say you can squat 315 but your calves are that small?

>Hold on a minute, You said my son was harassing girls at the gym telling them to go,"Ass too grass?"