Sex

Im a 22 yearold virgin and i've aranged to fuck with a girl. She mentioned some fetishes and we got talking and turns out our fetishes are simmilar. Only i have never fulfilled them, which i did not tell her.
Is it possible to have sex for the first time without it showing?
Will the fact that ive been watching porn for 10 years help me?
Which mistakes should i look out for and avoid at all cost?
How much less "sensitive" is sex with a condom for an uncut, untouched dick?
Any useful advice on what to do?

Also. Why the fuck do i start pissing uncontrolably when i rub the bare tip of my dick? How the fuck am i supposed to have condomless sex if this happens to me?
And also, i have god damn phymosis.

Fucking help me please

To keep sorta Veeky Forums related, which lifts help with sex performance.

bro dont try to fuck a girl when ur having dick issues, unless ur gonna supply us with a funny greenstory, then fucking do it

when you start cuddling and kissing, lead her hand onto your dick. she'll start jerking it off, maybe even start blowing it.

then you take her, undress her, lick her pussy a couple of times and put your dick inside her. voila, you are fucking.

>I have phimosis

lol, how fucking stupid do you have to be to let that happen

sounds disgusting and complicated. i'll stick to my hand

Hmm your best bet is to turn gay 2bh

You wont be able to get it up or keep it hard. Hope this chick is nice enough not spread word about your ED afterwards

Phimosos is not an issue with a condom. Also i suggest buying a condom first and jerking off with it on

well i can pull my skin back when hard. Barely and painfully and it keeps trying to come back, but i can do it.
Should i just try to stick it in her without too much talking before she sees my anteater dick?

Sex is all about showing your partner what you want to do with them and then doing it. So, in order to do that:

1) You have to know exactly what you want. Do you want to skip all roleplay and fuck ASAP without any words? Do you want to just lay on the bed and let her decide what she wants to do to you? Do you want to be blown? To blow her? Want to play with her until she's begging for it? Are you trying to pleasure her? Do you know how to?

Realize you options, read the situation and go for it. There's no number 2.

>i've aranged to fuck with a girl
Gonna pretend this isn't a man posing as a girl and keep going.

>Is it possible to have sex for the first time without it showing?

Maybe she won't figure it out, but honestly you should just tell her, she probably won't care and it will be a load off your mind. You should be relaxed.

>And also, i have god damn phymosis.
I'm circumcised so I can't relate, but isn't solving this just a matter of stretching every day? How do you still have phymosis by the time you're old enough to have sex? Fix your dick, user.

yeah my first conclusion would be to hide the anteater dick instead of actually fixing the phimosis too

jesus christ you're retarded

Get married first, degenerate.

>Is it possible to have sex for the first time without it showing?
most men don't care about learning new stuff at akk, so yes, most girls won't notice
>Will the fact that ive been watching porn for 10 years help me?
nope, it will probably hurt you
erectile disfunction and/or premature ejaculation are on the table
if any of those happen just keep it calm and make like you don't care about it (you shouldn't care about it actually)
>Which mistakes should i look out for and avoid at all cost?
overthinking it like you are doing right now
go with the flow
make mistakes
and just enjoy
>How much less "sensitive" is sex with a condom for an uncut, untouched dick?
in my nocut experience I'd say a condom substracts about 40% of sensitivity
that said, use one if you think you are leaning towards the premature ejaculation side
actually wear one in any case, you don't know how many niggers have been in that girl
>Any useful advice on what to do?
relax, your body knows how it goes better than your brain

communication

Do fucking exercises and you'll probably fix that bro

>her pussy a couple of times
faggot
>sex with a condom
Literally more gay than gay sex
>Is it possible to have sex for the first time without it showing?
No
>Will the fact that ive been watching porn for 10 years help me?
No
>Any useful advice on what to do?
>Which mistakes should i look out for and avoid at all cost?
Stop caring so much.

Look at OP's whole blogpost, and the way he replies. He's an idiot, who most likely was the most surprised when the girl he "arranged" agreed. He didn't actually think she would, and now he's in over his head.

But OP, if you're reading, I think if you postpone your date a cpl days, you wank like your life depended on it using a combo of bio oil and collagen cream as lube, you will simultaneously fix your dick and take the edge off so you're good for the girl. What could go wrong?

if she is into you she'll be so wet it'll be like a swamp down there after some cuddling. If you don't think you'll be able to keep it up don't go you'll lose it after 2 minutes and have to fake an orgasm.

virgin detected

>he fell for the sex meme

>he's so ugly that he has to be a homosexual white knight pussy eater to have sex
shiggydiggydoo

it should be taking place on sunday, and yes i was being flirty with her and acting like i Know what im talking about and yes now i got myself into a heap of trouble. The girl is also some sort of fetish sex freak.
I'll just tell her i havent had sex since my last girlfrined 3-4 years ago. Im good at lying ill think of something if things get messy

just make her feel sexy and wanted when you're both naked, don't pump like a pornstar and it should be fun for both of you.

good luck bud

Your only hope is to be honest.

would it be a good idea to get a bit drunk beforehand?
i've had a couple of cases where i was piss drunk and fingered women and rubbed their pussies and shit and i didnt feel weird about it or anything.
im just so much more relaxed when drunk

best cure for virginity is just to seek sex with anymore. don't play up your ability because you clearly can't back it up. have sex and get experienced. most hookups, first encounters aren't great because you don't know each other so she won't think much beyond that.

>similar fetishes
Go on

implying he wont cum as soon as her hand touches his dick.

virgin detected

it's ok to have a mild buzz going but being drunk might give you whiskey dick

>is it a good idea to use the universal social lubricant before a potentially awkward interaction

yes, and ideally she should drink too

Hngg
Black hair, small black gauges, red lips, skinny

Fucking perfect.

Dont stress, you will most likely bust really quick. Just say give me like 15 minutes, or lick her pussy/ass when you get hard again go back at it..

Congrats on getting it done before 25. From my observations on forums through the years. That seems to be the cut off before turning into a complete man child perma virgin internet wizard