You're getting pretty big there son

You're getting pretty big there son

I thought I told my Mom to tell you to stop calling me son.

tfw 4xl fatshit trying to lose weight. ive lost 40 lbs in 4 months but thats laughable. idk wtf im doing. i wish my dad had kicked my ass for eating desu

mirin' forearms, dad

>black father

Remind me to give you 25 lashes for calling me son. Where are your gloves?

lmao cuck

>tfw black dad

...

Dad, stop coming in when i'm masturbating

F-for you

thanks dad. means a lot. you know im gonna get a gym membership when I'm home this summer, you should join with me.

>tfw my dad actually said this to me, and then started groping my pecs

Dad, I am daughter.

"Its a pity Stacey isnt allowed out...I can be your girlfriend tonight son"

"Mom, a nigger got in the house again"

That dude looks like he pays a mortgage, he's almost definitely not a nigger

Are you ok man?

Not with that ugly ass shirt he doesn't

dw son, just go back to sleep, im going to fuck him then he will go

"Black dad, please get white dad here, I need to get ready for the Stockhold Progressive Rock Festival!"

>You're getting pretty nigger there dad

>Tfw my aunt un-ironically does this.

Just walk away.

looks like a puppet senpai

Lamo

>be dyel
>dad picks me up from gym one night
>he asks me if im on steroids

Fpbp

>Tfw when my dad says this everyday but I'm still dyel

You know what to do

thats my fetish

this is negative reinforcement, its literally keeping you from gaining as much as you could

>tfw dad beat me when I ate too much
>tfw caused me to develop an eating disorder

>generic 40 year old man polo
>thinks this indicates anything
kek