You are on the bus

THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELLINGTON

for all the memes about "muh hair" I have had a few black women randomly run their hands through my hair and tell me how much they like it

Sounds like I already have. All I'd need to do at this point is just not throw spaghetti everywhere.

Just keep thinking to myself...

... Don't throw spaghetti...
... Don't throw spaghetti...
... Don't throw spaghetti...

"Thanks! Don't worry, I won't throw any spaghetti at you."

If she says that you are basically golden. I would flex a 'cep and say
>Deal or no deal?

"I've never seen you on the bus, going to work?"

Just let her talk.

you don't 'seduce' antiquated farm equipment.

Black women smell bad.

Best advice in the thread. If she's initiated with you to begin with, all you have to do is this and you will get her number. The rest is as simple as arranging a date, which you should do pretty quickly afterwards.

>negroid africanus
>going to work

I'd probably just say something like "what, you like these guns?" and flex.

But then again, I'm not autistic like you.