Things virgins do at the gym

>wipe down equipment after using it
>works out alone
>lets others work in with him
>re-racks weights
Any others?

>>works out alone
>>lets others work in with him
???

>wears headphones
>doesn't talk to people

doing slop reps in general
being really quiet and not making any noise
racking the bars down slowly

>mfw i do all those things, also im not a virgin.
havent had sex in like 2 maybe 3 years? i cant even remember, i sort of gave up, does that make me a revirgin?

This has to be bait or a DYEL high schooler

I do all of these things, and am not a virgin.
also if you don't re rack weights, please move back to your third word country, thank you.

BTFO OP

>lift weights

>sips water in between sets
>yawns in between sets
>comes alone, yet doesn't have their own music

Sage

yeh well ur a fucking pussy so yer ur basically a virgin

squatting, deadlifting, doing anything that has to do with legs, not curling.

>3 years
>no sex

It's possible to regain your virginity you know

that's literally me

>trying to correct his form extensively before lifting
>politely asking around if anyone is using equipment before using it
>politely asking to work out in between if it is used
>doing SS

Literally me

>makes threads like these

>>wipe down equipment after using it

Nigga that's just common courtesy, especially on the cardio machines.

yep, i blame my friends group. got laid all the time in college. moved to a new city for a job at a tech company all my friends/coworks here are fucking dorks, play wow, talk about reddit and memes irl. the only place i even see females is at the gym but i feel creepy approaching women at the gym. been trying to get in shape for summer so i can talk to girls at my apartment complex pool but i have no wing man. i dont know what to do.

>his gym doesn't have staff sweatwipers

you forgot the basketball shorts

>doing slop reps in general
me irl

>talking to people in the gym

I understand being genial socially if approached but why would you make an effort to approach people who are just there to work out? That's creepy as fuck. I'd rather listen to pumping music, focus on my shit and respect my own space alongside other peoples. Although I'm from England so maybe the social isolation is more of a cultural thing.

>Wipe it before I go on it, who wants to sit in someone's slimy "ass mess"
>TFW Too Stacked and why work with people anyway you fucking moron,less time and reps to yourself, ditch your friend, Looser.
>When you're actually just a lad in a small gym chilling with people who are in for the same gain as you.
>Re-Rack the weight you pussy.

why do people allow others to "work in"
fuck you bitch this rack is mine for a half hour

My gym only has 1 squat rack and 1 bench
Thankfully people are stupid peasants so almost noone uses them, kekkities

>constantly trying to call other people virgins

Go out

Third world scum detected. Re-rack your own fucking weights and stop being a pussy about it.

More like his gym has
>cardio

I live with my SO of 5 years and I do this.

Yes we do have sex.

Cocksucker, we in third-world countries re-rack our shit. That's how we were raised. Fuck you.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
*sniffs*

Jada has a better ass than remy

fuck you nigger, re-rack your weights

Me on all counts

My mom got me those batman socks with capes for my birthday and I got myself some batman briefs. One day I got really drunk and high and ran around the house wearing only that yelling batman phrases

make progress

You have to tip them a five so I just do it myself

>re-racks weights
Spotted the nigger
>Works out alone
I'm not supposed to work out if my friends can't or what?

do something else in your free time than just lifting

came here to do this

>he does the virgin workout

Wait seriously? I'm planning on becoming a monk one day and this could help

Jade is better than her in every way

what the fuck is this thread
is this what cuckoldry looks like in green texts?

>goes to the gym without having any sort of sexual experience

Some more

>lift weights
>make eye contact
>dont make eye contact
>drink water
>breathe too loudly like an autist
>breathe too quietly like a beta
>always looking in the mirror
>never looking in the mirror

If you do any of these things just kys its too late

well, with racks it's shit, but if you're doing pull-ups or something with cables, not letting someone work in is just being a dick.

things virgins do at gyms hehe

>goes to gym
>lifts weights
>goes home

fucking virgins i swear

>This
The most i interact with people at the gym is >greetings when I enter
>head motions when people ask if I'm using some equipment
>general conversation with the old Asian guy in the sauna
>farewells when I leave

wipe your estrogen off the equipment homo

>waits to do a set to watch another lifter lifting anything more than and including 170kg on squats, 220kg on pulls, 70kg OH or any weight on the classics
stop watching me

Kill yourself faggot.

Saged