Women really are a meme

Wonder why the majority of women always do those batshit stupid meme exercises?
They follow the latest societal trends like flies to a lightbulb. It has to be something programmed within them.
>what? faggot mcGee from TV only drinks beet juice for 2 weeks straight? She looks great! Im gonna order some now
>wow so convenient faggot mcGee even sells the shit at a huge markup!

What triggered with spout of autism you may ask?
Every single girl says the same thing "I like wild kinky freaky stuff"
BUT ITS ALWAYS BEING CHOKED/SLAPPED/TIED UP/GAGGED
HOW IS IT KINKY AND FREAKY TO BE THE ABSOLUTE NORM? REEEEE

p.s. how much can you OHP?

Show me a bitch that likes getting pissed on or having her tits stapled to the mattress. That would be original.

Literally every single girl in the world likes rough sex. They only differ in how rough they like it. Just a firm hand on their neck/hair to show that you are in control is sufficient usually. Don't need to fuck their shit up

what no closed fist punches to their clit right during climax? Gotta confuse the orgasm right babe?

why do they always make it out to be some deep dark fantasy when its literally just the vanilla kink? Fucking disappointing every time.

>we live in the world of normies

Veeky Forums - Erotic Roleplay

welp in other words okcupid seems to be pretty solid for getting quick hookups compared to tinder in my area.

>why doesn't everyone share my /d/-tier fetishes? Fucking normies!

My gf's best friend literally complained to her once that her boyfriend wouldn't piss on her because he felt it was disrespectful(what a faggot).

I thought pissing was a porn meme but I have real life proof.