Wonder why the majority of women always do those batshit stupid meme exercises? They follow the latest societal trends like flies to a lightbulb. It has to be something programmed within them. >what? faggot mcGee from TV only drinks beet juice for 2 weeks straight? She looks great! Im gonna order some now >wow so convenient faggot mcGee even sells the shit at a huge markup!
What triggered with spout of autism you may ask? Every single girl says the same thing "I like wild kinky freaky stuff" BUT ITS ALWAYS BEING CHOKED/SLAPPED/TIED UP/GAGGED HOW IS IT KINKY AND FREAKY TO BE THE ABSOLUTE NORM? REEEEE
p.s. how much can you OHP?
Ian Ortiz
Show me a bitch that likes getting pissed on or having her tits stapled to the mattress. That would be original.
Julian Torres
Literally every single girl in the world likes rough sex. They only differ in how rough they like it. Just a firm hand on their neck/hair to show that you are in control is sufficient usually. Don't need to fuck their shit up
Leo Edwards
what no closed fist punches to their clit right during climax? Gotta confuse the orgasm right babe?
Blake Wood
why do they always make it out to be some deep dark fantasy when its literally just the vanilla kink? Fucking disappointing every time.
Tyler Myers
>we live in the world of normies
Joshua Wright
Veeky Forums - Erotic Roleplay
Hudson Diaz
welp in other words okcupid seems to be pretty solid for getting quick hookups compared to tinder in my area.
Carter Price
>why doesn't everyone share my /d/-tier fetishes? Fucking normies!
Liam Nelson
My gf's best friend literally complained to her once that her boyfriend wouldn't piss on her because he felt it was disrespectful(what a faggot).
I thought pissing was a porn meme but I have real life proof.
Gavin Moore
underrated post. top kek.
Nathan Myers
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Henry Wright
>what's your fetish >I like penis in my vagina
seriously, women?
Ethan White
It'd be easier to start with the things it looks like she doesn't do for a living.
Isaiah Baker
i lose interest in women more and more each day guess I should start peppering my angus
Nicholas Peterson
>he doesn't enjoy the thought of a woman taking a big ol' shit and jerking off to it coming out
Landon Murphy
Goddamn the population of this board needs to get laid desperately
Brayden Rogers
>trw you lower your standards to try and get laid
Grayson James
No shit.
William Parker
RUN
James Rivera
Already did, friendo.
>she goes and fucks some other dude two days after she sends it to me
Lucas Carter
i hate normie chicks. i really do. they seem so clueless and air headed. they claim theyre kinky but all they want is a spank on the bum and maybe some light choking. try to actually choke a bitch out like the real kink is and see how fast she changes her mind. unless you're on a website for actual kinks, most girls just want soft daddy dom shit, aka pretty normal sex.
normie chicks also bother me because they do all these wacky exercises with no weights and expect to get a booty. i see girls constantly complain on youtube and instagram that they "Squat all the time and nothing happens". theyre too lazy to realize they need weights and that squats aren't the best for targetting glutes. sorry if this sounds pathetic or petty, but i love when girls look at my butt, makes me feel superior. also when i go to leg press and i easily do 100 pounds more than them. also the bulky muscles on women is a meme unless you go hard for a few years or roid. natty girls will get nice legs, a flat tummy and a nice round ass. end of rant sorry
Camden Diaz
Women dare not type aloud their deepest desire.
Jaxson Smith
>feeling superior by leg pressing 100 more lbs than a woman
Michael Smith
Don't lower your standards. She expects you to bed some models. Prove her right user, prove her. Prove her right in the pussy.
Nicholas Cooper
Hmm, a literal Twilight erotic fanfiction about a woman being choked/slapped/tied up/gagged becomes a phenomenon among liberated modern women who just want to be raped and dominated (but it's cool because it's consensual so they're still feminists), and now liberated modern women are into "wild kinky freaky stuff" that involves being choked/slapped/tied up/gagged. Surely it isn't that all women are bitches so basic they make lye look acidic. That would be sexist.
Brayden Cooper
my fetish is fucking my boyfriend in the ass with a huge dildo, hows that for original?
Eli Allen
Tell me you at least offered to piss on her to fulfill her fantasy. Or are you a cuck like her bf
Asher Stewart
I don't think you have a boyfriend Enjoy your strapon fucking your mattress while watching /cbt/ threads.
Landon Campbell
I bet you kiss and gently dominate him too, you fucking faggot
Ayden Sanders
Tbh all that stuff seems pretty fucked up to me. Especially rope, gags, cuffs, namecalling etc. I slapped my girl's ass once and she told me to stop because it hurt.
Samuel Torres
This desu.
Isaiah Baker
>gf asked me what fetishes i had >tfw she didnt want to pin my dick and drink the blood as it sprays on her with every pulse got it from that one .webm and it was hot as fuck
>tfw another boring night of tying her up while i sing sea shanties in my head for rhythm
Jordan Miller
anonymiss...please you're embarassing yourself
Jackson Gutierrez
yeah very tru I like to spank him till he calls me daddy
Daniel Long
L O N D O N O N D O N
Andrew Jackson
namecalling always feels super weird completely ruins the mood we'd probably both just start laughing.
Lincoln Ramirez
I'm gonna rail this mixed girl who says she's 18 y/o senior tomorrow night
She's fucking beautiful, DD tiddies and she's way into me. I hope she's into "kinky" shit because god I would love to choke her
Isaiah Green
the fuck is wrong with you? go get laid and stop being so uptight you fucking weirdo...
Lincoln Carter
Penis envy is not novel.
Austin King
admitting to like being dominated is sort of controversial in the feminist driven society tbqh but more likely shes just trying to open up the topic this way and not look so weird she has meany more kinks user
Owen Miller
Did you "rape" her? She's clearly begging for it.
Oh and about 180.
Nathan Morgan
Girls who want to be degraded and used are fucked in the head and will not make good mothers. Good sex though.
Ryan James
>if you like a specific power dynamic in the bedroom, you must be fucked in the head
Gavin Cox
What kinda sick shit are you into Op
Ryder Thomas
Fetishes are derived from childhood experiences whilst sexually maturing. Someone who likes to be "used" and hurt is someone has been both of those at a young age.
Aaron Perez
Oh, really? You know this with perfect certainty based on what, exactly?
James Sanders
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Leo Myers
all women like to be used
Kayden Taylor
He's just pulling stuff out of his ass. A fetish can develop randomly, having nothing to do with growing up. It just seems interesting at some point and you want to try it. Or maybe you get bored of having sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. Humans are curious creatures and get bored really fast.
