Is vodka lemon/lime and soda the best low calorie option for getting wasted?

Is vodka lemon/lime and soda the best low calorie option for getting wasted?

Moonshine straight homie

99.9% lab grade ethanol alcohol

well see about that .... no such thing as 99.9% pure ethanol

gin and tonic with lime.

lab grade ethanol is usually 70%, even barcadi 151 is more toxic

Tonic water has sugar in it

That's weird I recently did a lab with 95 percent alcohol

sick broh thanks for sharing

straight vodka don't be pusey

i mean its not often ethanol is used as a solvent bc there is much better ones available, only reason u would use alcohol would be for something along the lines of an esterification with ethanol as ur addition to the c=o group. what lab are u in

Vodka and SIPPS

vodka + flavored soda water

Jack and Coke Zero.

Be a man. Drink scotch on the rocks

>man
>on the rocks

>what is middle school level chemistry

>scotch on the rocks
>on the rocks

>on the rocks

OP, whatever hard alcohol you prefer, drink it neat. If it is to harsh to drink neat, then pour it down the sink.

>pic related if you wanna be hobo alcoholic tier

vodka seltzer with a lime or orange peel is a good drink if youre not to self-conscious about the pussy juice youve concocted for yourself

Just chilled vodka. With nothing on it.

Ice cold vodka. straight.

1/3 Black label 2/3 Perrier lime

ofcourse thre is
>what is azeotropic distillation

Clearly you don't know shit about chemistry. Contrary to popular belief it's possible to create ethanol with a purity over 96%.

Not the same guy but I just did an esterification with 95% etoh in orgo 2 a couple weeks ago

100ml vodka
400ml water
insert anally

Graduated college, hate my job, remember I liked chem when I was in
Is there a way to get a good fun job if I go back for a chem Masters or are all the high paying ones boring?
Also could I even do a masters with little chem background?

except for that 0.1 % of benzene which will give you cancer