Tfw I bought into the sips meme

You wasted money
I'm sorry for you

Also bought into the meme.
>first sip of my life

L-london

Cheekie pls come here more often

Kek

Enjoy overpaying for your sips

>Non-white Gridlock
>Enjoying sips-derivatives

Pick one.

I got a black and yellow sips, which one should I sip?

youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c

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I still can't find those

They are for elite sippers only.

Can you mix Creatine into the can, to maximise workouts, through meme magic?

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Wow that's solid

Monster has a page on their website called brand finder. I think it's in the main dropdown menu. You can select a specific product, input your zip code, and it'll show you on a map where you can find that product in your area. It's the only way I was finally able to find purple sips.

Shit I'll just find the link. Here it is:
monsterenergy.com/us/en/brand-finder

>tfw purple sips are two blocks from my house

>that first fuckin sip

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I haven't come across a rare purple sip. Fingers crossed

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Thank you. Found out the sell it at the Save Mart on my route to work.

look what you did Veeky Forums

Can someone explain this meme to me

I thought I had ADHD. I went to shrink. He asked me how many cups of coffee I had a day - I said probably eight to ten?

He impulsively exclaimed, "Holy Shit."

I never went back.

We dem SIPS!!!

only betas submit to caffeine. Try water. or some self control. not a fucking diuretic heart stopper. also gains + caffeine will fuck up your skin. which is not very aesthetic.

I didn't even know this was a thing, thanks, senpai, appreciate it.

I have to speak out boys
I find that the standard green sips are absolutely better tasting than all other sips
Could be that I'm used to the sugar taste and not the artificial sweeteners

Am I a sinner Veeky Forums?

Which flavor mixes well with vodka?

bum-cheekies peekin out from the back got me mirin

This has been shilled before in the exact same way, no way you're not a monster employee.

Wash away your sins with our beloved sip
The false prophet, "Green Sip" as they call it leads the poor lambs into NOT MAKING IT.
WASH AWAY YOUR SINS
WAAAAAAASH THEM AWAY WITH OUR BELOVED SIPS
THOSE WHO SIP ARE GOING TO MAKE IT! THEY ARE! BY SIPPING EVERY DAY! AND NOT BEING NAIVE ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THE FALSE PROPHET!
FALSE PROPHET - BE GONE!
Let THE LAMBS drink thy SIPS...AND MAKE IT...MAKE! IT !

*sips fedora*

I feel the same way

The zero calorie sips are okay, but that green appleyish flavor is what I really enjoy.

That was me. I called them last weekend. I'm the guy who posted about it. Chill out.

Java irish? Has anyone tried it? There is only one place that sells it in my city

Can confirm Ultra Violet is the best one I have had so far.

Fuck you faggot. Some of us are interested in where to find them. Oh no, we won't have more space for BRAAAP threads, trap threads, or trap BRRAAP threads.

This is me. I went and got one with lunch.

Bought into the sip meme but noticed marginal lifting benefits. They still taste pretty good tho. Dying of a heart attack at 40 saves me the effort of killing myself now!

My costco only sells rockstar

tfw no membership so I have to go to Safeway

this is what i sip boys can i join your club?

Safeway had some great deal on Poweraid Zero (like 50cents per 1qt bottle) back when I was there. Getting your sips and poweraid in one go is bretty sweet.

I've been gone for awhile now so I don't get this meme but i unironically drink these monsters

Fuck off shill,

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>cant resist
>just one more sip

Just bought another SIP boys :)

What evidence do people have that sips kill people?

Tastes like 7UP

brit bong here, just trying to live off minimal SIP choice

You better get the fuck out of here, and take ur shitty fake drinks with you

Is...is this real?

>monsterenergy.com/us/en/brand-finder

i will finally find the purple sips

WaWa has them apparently, i didn't check them yet

None. It's mom science. There are isolated cases of kids chugging several cans of the sugary variety and dying from heart problems, but they would have died even quicker if they'd chugged coffee, which has about twice the caffeine. Don't fear the sips.

Love it. My favorite sip.

Amazing what viral marketing can do to the weak minded