Veeky Forums Ideals thread

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gay
my man

le roast me

You should really think about that style
thats just what every random dude wears
jeans sneakers and a tshirt wtf kind of goal is this

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I got you OP

that style is just a tshirt with jeans
wtf is this shit

Perfect. I prefer less bodybuilding, more calisthenics military type body though.

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College student taking a business major?

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It's faggot street wear

Close, Comp Sci major

:)

faggot
ok
slightly below ok
acceptable
ok
bretty good
faggot

hair cut is homo
but the girl is hot so meh

hahaha fuckin cargo shorts

>18 posts in
>no picture of a guy in the ideal girl section
slightly disappointed
thought i was on Veeky Forums

Why don't you do what half of the losers do and make a fake jokey one.

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I want to look like Brad pit in fight for club

Hair like Brad pit in fight club

Dress like Ryan gosling in drive

Cash me outside girl

Alpha Twink
Glorious
Stock but decent
Classic.
Fashion sucks. Rest is good.
Plissken is cool.
Hipsterish. Kinda cool, though, because at least it's different
Let's see yours, m8..
Meme hair/10. Why shave below your hairline?
Saudi Arabia beauty pageant 2017.

your woman looks jew
your woman looks man
your woman looks man
your woman fat
your woman looks man
your woman fat
what if goats lifted weights too
girl is ugly browny

good women

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Probably the most scathing and concise critique I've ever read in all my years coming here.

i-is that yung lean

Ideal body right here. I already have the hair I want and I'll figure out the fashion part later. As for women, I want all of em. Petite, tall, flat, busty, borderline anorexic, 600-lb'ers, muscles, white as light, black as night, every kinda woman.

>As for women, I want all of em. Petite, tall, flat, busty, borderline anorexic, 600-lb'ers, muscles, white as light, black as night, every kinda woman.
me too, bro. Sometimes I just want to fuck every single one of them. Except the ones with genetic disorders, that shit just makes my dick go flat

JUST

Life's short, my window of time where I'll be fuckable is even shorter, so why not? I'm just too curious, I have to fuck everything. One day, man, some whale like this is gonna get it good.

I am Sadik's doppelganger in the face already so how much gear do I need to get his size?

make way faggots

First time I've ever made one of these :)

Girl is perfect, who is she?

Damn you guys have a beta taste in women

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BASED LEAN DOER

I can't quite tell what's trolling and what's not.

Yes. I am a comfy basic-bitch.

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fuck i just want to walk in a cold morning with the bottom girl while holding her hand , both silent , listening to chill ass music
> "I love you soo much user..."

A lot, but I can't blame you.

*blocks ur path*

fuarkin vynzs brah

DJ RACEMIXER

"....were it so easy......"

>memories,,, all alone in the moonlight....

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I got a nice life

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Volkisch

Degenerae

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That woman has lordosis. She needs help.

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I like this one random dude

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>Haircut is receded behind his hairline

Jesus fucking christ that is one ugly looking cunt.

cash me outside girl was prolly so tight when she was 13 but so loose when she was 14

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Myself off course

everyone has lordosis you retard

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Go back to your fa shit board

Fuck I miss my long hair

repostin gonna r8 in a bit

>/out/
>that dumb hipster who just bought a so cool canvas and leather bag so he could pose for his instashit picture

agree with that m8 but it's still a pretty picture. I just like the idea of snapping a pic of my bf as he takes in the view of a place we just went through a hopefully strenuous hike to get to. It's a beautiful moment when you get there, I know it and I'd want him to look at me the same way I'd look at him in that moment. It's solitary, and watching someone else alone with that feel is seriously a dream of mine.

anyway, muh ratings:
excellent, great all around including stupid hair (works for some)

basic wealthy white guy mode but I like it and your taste in ladies is good

shit style, everything else good

alt/hipster af, super qt, I love it

absolute shit you're either mexican or mentally retarded with that hair choice. need 10/10 personality if you're gonna go for that hair

my favorites

Berserk/10

Thx m8 :)

Damn got some autism? Gotta reply to all posts?

roast me

if it's the Stagea instead of the girl pls

having anxiety issues atm, am kind of maniacally doing stupid shit to avoid the important things I need to be doing.

0/10 post

S A D B O Y S

What is: normie-alt

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Objectively the best one ITT

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Forever and always...

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this might be the worst one on this board.

I wish Mac had something as simple as Paint so i could've finished this without having to mess around with shit Gimp

>roast me
I can't, really, bro. Particularly good body and hair choices. I wish I had Alan's hair genetics.

I really need to stop assuming everyone on Veeky Forums is a dude.

i act like a dude on Veeky Forums, the majority of grills here probably do too

Shit taste girl.
Why do you wanna run around like a prostitute.
t.

>t. a muslim

fixed that for you

I want it baby

>have traditional, decent, christian values that built the greatest western nations
>be called a muslim

Why choose those two guys for body and Statham for hair when Statham has a better boxmode body that either of those dudes, or did at one time.

Andy Bogard?

either one is fine, I'm just bald so Jason Statham is always my go-to for inspiration. Also, I wouldn't mind either body type but I guess I just prefer a slightly lighter/ottermode build.

He has one of the best bald looks ever, his head looks better than 95% of guys who have enough hair to do whatever style they want. If I ever go bald I'm fucked, got a weird shaped head.

this is exactly me w out the girl hair. bladee & leans style is god tier desu

Always