Meanwhile on female Veeky Forums

Jeez... That's painful to watch.

I can't stop looking.

>nice girl did this yesterday to me at gym
what did she mean by this?

YOU COUNT CALORIES LIKE A BITCH WHILE STACY EATS PIZZA AND GETS TO FUCK CHAD

Ugh. Squatted on my period earlier and forgot to takeout the tampon right away. Now it smells bad and my dog is keeps trying to get it out of the trash.

>go to gym with bf
>oh shit Chad's there
>he's got a nice bicep pump, I'm starting to get wet just looking at his sweaty, toned body
>I remember what he whispered into my ear last time I saw him
>excuse myself into the bathroom and take the remote vibrator Chad gave me out of my purse
>slide it inside of me
>come back out, bf is doing squats, idk why he does those every day but he says he's "Building a strength base" or someshit. Anyway, I give Chad a wink
>He smirks at me and sticks his hand in his pocket- I instantly feel a wave of pleasure from the vibrator.
>Throughout my workout he tickles and teases me with the remote, and my boyfriend doesn't even know the wiser
>go to the leg raises machine
>I'm pressing hard and my boyfriend is watching me
>oh fuck, Chad turned the remote on max
>fuck
>I cum, so hard, right in front of my boyfriend. I try to play it off as just pushing myself very hard
>I'm panting, out of breath, bf asks me if I'm okay
>tell him I'm alright, just pushed myself too far
>almost lose my breath as the vibrator comes back on for a second, dammit Chad
>excuse myself to the ladies room again
>pass by the water fountain and see Chad
>"Where's my payback?"
>I lead him into the unisex bathroom
>oh shit, here we go
>he pulls out his perfect 10x6 cock, I can barely fit it in my mouth
>he pushes his cock deeper into my mouth
>next thing I know he's cumming in my mouth
>I swallow all of it
>"Good job, my little slut. Now go back to your boyfriend and give him a kiss."
>I'm LITERALLY shaking in awe
>sneak out the bathroom, he comes out a little later
>give my bf a peck on the lips
>he doesn't say anything
>finish workout and go home

Do you think my bf smelled the cum off my breath?

>having to put in effort to talk to chad
>at all
lmao found the breastlet

Being rejected as a female hurts more than being rejected as a guy. A guy will approach 20 women and get 19 rejection. A girl will approach 20 guys and get 19 "yes"'s. But one reject stings 20x as much because she theoretically should have a strong chance of getting a yes but my point is I have been rejected 3/3 times and I would rather go home to my anime boyfriend and this Chilean hot dog board.

Stay in your league and you won't get rejected

Uhh...?
I'm a girl....every guy is in my league.

Gee girl, how the hell did you kept the dildo inside you while you were doing leg press? Last time I did that the both plug and the dildo slipped right out of me. That's my biggest question.

i wonder what real Veeky Forumsmales think about this thread

There is no league for me at this point I've missed baseball practice and kept on driving right off the cliff. Hot body, Butterface. Fit is all I live for.

its gr8

>Post yfw you see the look of devastation on a 5'_ guy after you brutally reject him

>When you kegel against his cock and he can't escape

heh... nothin personell

choke him out

Ugh, the men at my gym are such pigs! So as usual I was in my fab pink yoga pants (the ones that make my butt look really hot) and my Nike workout/pushup bra, and went to do squats.
I loaded up the bar with 0.00025lbs (my PB!), took it to the very middle of the room, infront of all the guys doing curls and other wierd stuff (hoping Chad would see me) and started doing my bend-overs and squats. After 10, I looked up in the mirror, and not only was Chad not looking at me, but all the gross sweaty men were oogling my ass! Why are men such creeps!

Kek this is more accurate than I could've described myself.

((You))

Damn. If this doesn't make you lift and turn your life around, nothin will

Being this new

Please don't rape me.

Is it because it hits the truth?

It's okay...

Who here /yellowpilled/

Stop with the white guys lasses, get yourself a REAL man

forgot pic

bitch you try doing leg press with a dildo and butt plug inside it's really hard ok

But I as a woman believe anything I see on TV/online/is written, I swear asians have tiny dicks?

> leg press
> not squats
> not using a strap-on and turning it inwards so its literally strapped inside you

Do you even wander around the gym doing random exercises, bitch?

>5'something

No thanks lol

yasssss omg slayyyy say it louder for the people in the back *claps*

So this guy likes me and I don't really like him but he keeps buying me dinner and gifts and he stopped for a while so maybe I kissed him once and the dinners and gifts started back up I mean its his choice right I'm not asking for dinner and gifts he's just giving them to me so I shouldn't feel bad right girls?

you're queen of all hoes I lost

>Stacy throws up the PIZZA 10 seconds later and has to get veneers on her acid damaged teeth
N O T H A N K Y O U

>ITT people who don't know about lolcow farm.

Just because he has put loads of like, effort and money and attention towards you, he expects you to fuck him? Why are 'nice guys' always such wierdos?

Sometimes if I want to pretend both Chad and Brad are drilling me I put one in my pussy too

Nice guys are for lunch. Chads are for dinner.

That man has been tapping that ass for years, y'all niggas don't seem to realize that being funny and having a dedicated hobby makes you attractive

Jessi is also fat these days

Hell ya girlfriend, youu knoww iiit

>Harry Shum Jr
>Posting a homosexual male

...

Try it girl, take it like a champ

holy shit are /r9k/ having a bus tour of Veeky Forums this week or something? this is like the fourth one of these supremely autismo threads

Y'all niggas posting in a non fitness related thread, and this shit is weird, yo.

thoughts on the yellowpill

> he has never seen a bizarro/normie/female Veeky Forums thread before

Which bus did you catch from Reddit?

Never taken one b4 but I'm sure that it's the bee's knees. Hope it's not true about their package tho

Good thing I don't have to lose any weight if I can just put on twice as much makeup.

How many guys do you sleep with per month, cheekie?

At least 20, sometimes 4 at a time when my daddy issues flare up

>per month

This you?

Shave your hair, tape your boobs down and go hit the gay bars. Sorted m8

Make an average per month. When you fuck 9 guys a year it's 0,75. Don't be autistic and be honest. 4 weeks per month, so 2 guys per week? 8 per month? 16 per year?

> its another 'virgins fawning over Cheekie derail the thread' thread

That's what my older sister does, and I'm not even baiting
I lost my virginity at 20, slept with 4, I'm 25 now. You do the math boi

I just love crushing the hopes of shy guys.

Are you surrounded by nu-males or are you just a recluse?

The fact that you guys think that the average girl fucks someone every month or every other, is just ridiculous.

I know quite a few girls in uni who have shagged 4 different guys in a week.

is this chris evan ?

even when i was a teen, i was never this bluepilled

have you ever actually listened to a group of women? they complain if they havent had sex in a week.

imagine what its like to be a woman, where literally any guy you could want (within reason) is willing and trying to fuck you

Nah you're blue pilled if you think the internet is real. Go jerk to anime.

Do you know how I know that you're not outside a lot?

I'm just in a what ever mode. Maybe I'm running away, maybe I like to be alone and shit post on chan and watch netflix, maybe I'm tired of all the relationshits and grief from it. I don't even know, but boys aren't really my main thing rn
Didn't go to Uni that long to experience parties and stuff but I heard it's like a fuck fest in there.

You literally sound like a teen though. Have you ever had actual sexual intercourse, before?

>literally any guy you could want (within reason) is willing and trying to fuck you
Just nu-cucks on Veeky Forums

What kinda group of women do you hang around with grill damn

I think youre the chick version of me, wierd

>this is what /pol/ believes

that's /r9k/ though you fucking idiot, get your stereotypes right gawd

Why? Is the average girl not a whore?

>Implying /pol/ don't think that all women have cucks in their mouth 24/7
Seriously hope

Eww, Mexicans? Or maybe I should try it for once. Haven't had a Mexican for a whole month!

/pol/ thinks women have bbc's in their mouth after getting tricked by the jews into the porn meme

Even though literally every board has the exact same stupid opinion on women (especially here) at least get the source of the stereotype correct baka

low test confirmed

Well I am off cycle

gurlZ r dum hehhehe

nO Dumm gurlZ allowed in our board

Am I part of the group now guys??

The entire reason why I even live with the people I live with is because the mother pretended to have cancer for a year while she was off spending hundreds of thousands of pounds of the stepdads money, then it turned out she didnt have cancer and was just cheating on him.
Despite having the perfect life, everything provided for her that she could ever want, she pretended to have cancer for a whole year to her kids and husband just so she could go and fuck another bloke.

And guess what? The stepdad still lets her kids stay here, because she wouldnt take her own kids, and pays me to look after them, pays all the bills, despite them not even being his own blood, because he knows its the right thing to do. All while his company was taking huge hits during the financial crisis.

I might be biased, but thats the difference between men and women in my eyes.

Just cause you had a shitty mom doesn't mean all girls are like that. My parents are both degenerates but that doesn't mean every single people are. You need to meet more people

>Just a reminder that there are no females in this thread, only basement dwelling cucks with very sad fantasies.

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I still haven't talked to that cutie with the bangs, cheekie. I'm a failure.

whats the point if people like you are so rare?

playing russian roulette with your life doesnt sound very fun to me

If you read that properly you would have read that it isnt my mum but my friends mum.

To be fair though my mum reached 40 and decided life hadnt turned out the way she wanted so she fucked off to England, leaving my dad to do the morally right thing and look after us.

Ive lived in big cities in poor crime ridden areas, ive lived in nice small towns, ive lived in over 15 difference places throughout my life and met a lot of people. Currently, through both luck and misfortune, I live in one of the richest areas in the richest county in the UK.
The thing that gets me is that even then, in a place full of trophy wives, where these women have everything they could ever want, all they do is go out spending thousands of pounds a day on random shit, getting wasted with the girls and going out cougaring on younger men while their husband is out of the country.

Long story short, in all my life experience, women take the easy way out, whereas men fall by a more righteous moral code, because at the end of the day a mans morals are scrutinised so much harder than womens. Obviously this isnt universal but there is a trend.

> TL;DR: experience suggests women take the easiest route possible while a lot of men will do the hard but right thing

ah to be teen and virgin again

We all gonna sit here and pretend that we don't want to slay pussy 24/7?

WOOOOOOOOOOOH

Even Chris "Chad" Evans gf doesn't stop looking at her phone. If captain America can't command a woman's attention how the fuck will we

Rejection isn't the failure part, but the fact that you didn't try would be even more of a fail. You can do it user, just go up to her, befriend her, slowly open up and ask her out for a coffee.

It's nerve wrecking but you're gonna regret it if you don't at least try.