I need to be fat

What should I do to get fat really quick ? I'm like 60 kg. I need to be at least 90 kg.
Pic related. I'm like 58 kg in this pic.

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Aw shit. Wrong picture.

pictures like that make me wish i carried a pocket flamethrower at all times

>pic related

uhh

follow any fat person in store and buy what they do then eat as much as you can every day

that is essentially the same situation i was in last year when i was 55kg, im just under 70kg now.

How about you start eating all that delicious food?

also forgot to say how to gain weight:

fucking eat more

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seconding this

Thirding this, drinking your calories is the easiest way to fit in extra calories when you're skelly. Hell, if you don't give a shit about anything but gaining weight, drink olive oil

But is there a pill I can take or something ? I tried eating, didn't work.

> I tried eating, didn't work.
didn't try eating enough

>olive oil
Would that really work ?

eat potato chips and cookies.

500 cals per 100g and you dont even notice it.

I eat like a motherfucker. Thing is in my family, we are all skinny. No matter what we eat we don't gain weight.
Fuck you dad. It' all your fault.

>No matter what we eat we don't gain weight.
Bullshit.

Absolutely, my man.
Also, don't forget the neglected food groups, such as the whipped group, the congealed group, and the chocotastic
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Buy and eat an entire jar of peanut butter every day on top of whatever else you eat

its all fat and makes your ass an uncontrollable
shit waterfall

Follow a standard american diet

Oh, you mean like your mother's cunt?

That was really clever and funny annon

Thanks, I feel pretty great about it. I feel like it's jump-starting my day. Gonna PR in deads today, I can feel it (EZ curl bar with minimal spotter assist)