>dumbbell
>has seen more college kids than I
Dumbbell
>suicide grips
>I'm still alive
>bench press
>you don't press the bench
>skullcrushers
>Head is still intact
>dips
>not a tortilla chip
>gay sex
>i don't even lift
>bent row
>not on boat
>rows
>pull the weight vertically
>incline bench press
>do it anyway
>triangular, thin and crispy
>not called crisps in the JewEs
>decline bench press
>set it to incline bench press
>don't do it anyway
>GOMAD
>still sane
>SS
>I'm not really a nazi though
the best
>spider curls
>I'm an arachnophobe
>5x5
>Truck only has 4 wheels
>eating clean
>my food got my clothes dirty
>towel rows
>not using a beach towel
>rack pulls
>the bitch slapped me
>squats
>im not even slav
>punching bag
>it doesn't punch
>doing GOMAD
>sane
>only 4 scoops
>making it
C'MON!
>preacher curls
>I'm don't believe in god
>Dragon flags
>Dragons don't exist
>powerlifting
>I'm actually lifting weights
>dead lift
> not a mortician
>planks and hammer curls
>i accidentally built a fence in the gym
>powerlifting
>there's no plug in my socket
>Jawzersize
>Still not a gym 'Shark'
>reddit
>this thread
>picking cherries
>can never find any cherries no matter which part of gym i go to
>bodybuilding
>still a manlet
>deadlift
>not picking up corpses
>the press
>not a journalist