Dumbbell

>dumbbell
>has seen more college kids than I

>suicide grips
>I'm still alive

>bench press
>you don't press the bench

>skullcrushers
>Head is still intact

>dips
>not a tortilla chip

>gay sex
>i don't even lift

>bent row
>not on boat

>rows
>pull the weight vertically

>incline bench press
>do it anyway

>triangular, thin and crispy
>not called crisps in the JewEs

>decline bench press
>set it to incline bench press
>don't do it anyway

>GOMAD
>still sane

>SS
>I'm not really a nazi though

the best

>spider curls
>I'm an arachnophobe

>5x5

>Truck only has 4 wheels

>eating clean
>my food got my clothes dirty

>towel rows
>not using a beach towel

>rack pulls
>the bitch slapped me

>squats
>im not even slav

>punching bag
>it doesn't punch

>doing GOMAD
>sane

>only 4 scoops
>making it

C'MON!

>preacher curls
>I'm don't believe in god

>Dragon flags
>Dragons don't exist

>powerlifting
>I'm actually lifting weights

>dead lift
> not a mortician

>planks and hammer curls
>i accidentally built a fence in the gym

>powerlifting
>there's no plug in my socket

>Jawzersize
>Still not a gym 'Shark'

>reddit
>this thread

>picking cherries
>can never find any cherries no matter which part of gym i go to

>bodybuilding
>still a manlet

>deadlift
>not picking up corpses

>the press
>not a journalist